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This is boring.

Maybe we need a back up generator. That miserable old bitty almost knocked us off line for good.

High Pony Emperor of the Boards wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

Orthos wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Enjoy!

I'm trying to watch Ink. Did anyone else find it unwatchable?

What's Ink?

This is fun.

That's better.

No I am the evil drow clone guy.

Moorlucky wrote:

Dill Dotee Baggins wrote:

Not that inoccent. wrote:

Moorlucky wrote:

Hi, I'm the generic half-elven dual class ranger. My other class is ranger.

Oh hello, if you just go right over there our In House Munchkin Handler will see you get your door prize.

Hullo thar, you sure got a purdy mouf.

I'm sure my dire wolf, two regular wolves, and panther animal companions can handle a redneck like you. ;)

Do you have two scimitars, one life-stealing and one vorpal?

Nope, I have a life stealing scimitar and a longbow of slaying, which through my excellent skill at feat selection, I can fire one handed.

Not that inoccent. wrote:

Moorlucky wrote:

Hi, I'm the generic half-elven dual class ranger. My other class is ranger.

Oh hello, if you just go right over there our In House Munchkin Handler will see you get your door prize.

Hullo thar, you sure got a purdy mouf.

I'm sure my dire wolf, two regular wolves, and panther animal companions can handle a redneck like you. ;)

Hey I maybe insane, but I'm not crazy.

Hi, I'm the generic half-elven dual class ranger. My other class is ranger.

Edit: Make that Ranger 4/Ranger 4/Druid 4/Druid 4

Ban hammer, ban hammer, ban hammer, ban hammer....

I think I'm a clone now.

This.

David Fryer wrote:

Have you seen the latest CH?

** spoiler omitted ** LOL :)

Ironically enough, IMHO, this argument is taking place in a section called Gamer Life.

Maybe it should be called Get a Life.

Me

pod post

David Fryer wrote:

Patrick Curtin wrote:

Thanks David (I think?). You still waiting on yours? I'm stroking mine right now as a big security blankie ..

Amazon doesn't do fund transfers from credit unions as it turns out and Barnes and Noble doesn't have a copy and it will have to be back ordered. I don't know what I am going to do now.

Does all the everyday stress ever make you hallucinate alternate versions of yourself?

Edit: Sorry you having so much trouble getting your Bestiary. I use my credit union VISA debit card for Amazon, but have never tried an EFT.

Not usually.

Who the hell let the poodles in anyway?

Don't worry. I'm still here.

After discovering that I could still discriminate again single people I polled my departmet to find out who had no reason to go home. It turns out they were all polygamists.

Work is an illusion.

Now why would you want to do that.

Moorlucky wrote:

Impressive, but do they sink ships?

No, they prefer to just sting you to an excruciating death instead...

Damn!

Impressive, but do they sink ships?

Why hasn't anybody told us about the giant mutant beasts attacking Japan?

Morning all...

Back from swimming lesson and now have to go back to work for a couple of hours (well soon at least).

Do you have problems with jellyfish in Oz?

Come to the garden. It's lovely.

Moorlucky wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

Sebastian's True Identity wrote:

Memo wrote:

In order to facilitate the use of vacation time by employees, all time spent in the bathroom will be charged against your vacation bank.

I thought we were allowed to use sick time.

If anyone needs me, I will be taking a porcelain cruise.

Make sure you dial into this afternoon's conference call while you're on the toilet.

I may just stream it.

Moorlucky wrote:

If anyone needs me, I will be taking a porcelain cruise.

Will you have your blackberry with you?

And my IPhone.

Sebastian's True Identity wrote:

Memo wrote:

In order to facilitate the use of vacation time by employees, all time spent in the bathroom will be charged against your vacation bank.

I thought we were allowed to use sick time.

If anyone needs me, I will be taking a porcelain cruise.

Good, let's take a nap.

Moorlucky wrote:

Don't forget me babe.

Your not my hubby! POD PEOPLE!!!!!! AGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Don't be afraid. It's me. I want to show you something in the garden.

Don't forget me babe.

Anyone can do fluff.

Give me the EYE!

No!

Some posts are missing. It must be Gary's fault.

That's crazy. When will the pet shop get closed down?

What would you call a cross between a drow and a poodle? A Poow? A Droodle?

Poow works for me.

That thread was so asking for it. Bless Gary's heart.

I sent Wanky over there...does he make it better or worse. (Or, if you're Buddhist, both or neither?)

Which thread got blessed with a manifestation of Gary?

Quickly, slay the bull my zombie minions.

Gah!

Kill a tree for Christ, it's such a festive sacrifice....

So do I.

I bet a pummeling from Sebastian's mighty hooves would kill a tarrasque.

Almost quiet time! ;)

Baby is asleep finally, and the older two have finished up their soup, time for naps all around I think. My fave part of the day. Talk to you guys in a bit.

Have fun babe.

Moorlucky wrote:

Let me show you what a real man can do.

You know one?

I also know a guy who uses poodles as butt paper.

"Hey, is that [YOUNG STARLET] at the end of the block in a coke-filled bisexual orgy?"

Where?

Walks out of the private room twelve hours later Well he lasted longer than I thought he would. Let the dear boy sleep now. Who's next?

Let me show you what a real man can do.

One without zombies.

That's no fun.

And this is why those of us with anger management issues are supposed to stay out of the pet store. :/

Nah, in fact we should take this whole thread and drop it into the pet store and see how long it takes for their collective asses to explode when their heads pop.

Dragons are okay with me babe.