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Our lady of blessed acceleration, don't fail me now

Holy crap! it's the possum, were getting the band back together. Needless to say...It will be awesome

It is truly an honor to bathe in your awesomeness

That is awesome, what kind

An awesome possum sighting, Awesome

*Escape artist check 100 passes.*

*Proceeds eviscerating orc bellboy 21*

"Poog slave to nobody, Gruumash be welcome to send more servants, Poog and goblinkind shank them all. Gnyahahahaha!! >:D"

Holds strength dumped chump up to Gruumash

It's kinda cute the way he wiggles around, if it's ok boss. I wanna put it in my wagon as a bobblehead

Was that a whack, I thought he was giving me an atta boy pat on the back. shrugs shoulders...grabs gobo by the shirt collar and escorts him to timeout storage closet.

Looks around for potential troublemakers

My awesome plans include sitting around in sweats and playing parcheesi

Elf, It's the other white meat

Great if he does ... gives me and 21 more opportunities to kill them again.

Oh yeah and a wee zerd, that will be awesome

When I kill Leogolas you cant tell me that would not be awesome. And lets be honest the way PCs play elves they are all like Leogolas.

Killing Elves is always awesome.

Or Drizz't, I'd love to sink this axe deep in his skull...and that stupid cat too!

*Pops head out of the basement, brandishes axe*

Me no comprende talky person.... I attack 1d20 + 666 ⇒ (11) + 666 = 677

Saturday night 11pm, this is where I could be found in my childhood

I think I'll leave the spit on, it gives the room a nice green color...That's pretty awesome

Thanks Grummash for letting me live in your new basement, can i have something to cover my bare lightbulb?

What's for Lunch?

*Hoooooowwwwwwwwwllllll*

Do you have room in the basement for me?

Some Random Dude wrote:

Kirth Gersen wrote:

That's not very awesome, though. Good enough to get me to post again, yes, but still a degree or two away from being fully awesome.

Burn!

DURDURDURDURR DURDURDURDURRDUR DURDURDURDURR DURDURDURDURR

That was awesome!

Ah and just when I thought all the infidels had been silenced, That's what i get for thinking

I've seen quite a few people in the forums calling skills and characters focused on them as useless? I personally have not played a PFS organized game but i know that when my group gets together skills are far from useless. While skills may not be effective in combat, there is so much more to the game than that. I play rogues a lot, and i mean a lot. And i don't know how many times I've save our group from being destroyed either through diplomacy, stealthy intervention, or by destroying a problem enemy with a devastating sneak attack while other characters drew his attention away. Needless to say without my help we would be creating new characters much more often. Anyone who underestimates my characters in Society play will regret this mistake. That i promise.

Skills do suck, unless it helps me get more DPR. I just want combat man

My all time favorite video game, Gravitar, which i had on atari

Initiative: 1d20 + 42 ⇒ (10) + 42 = 52

Damage: 1d12 + 666 ⇒ (5) + 666 = 671

Oh yeah did you get it at Smiths, I swear I saw them on sale there for the holidays

Orc Minion 21 wrote:

ROM, Space Knight wrote:

No, I actually owned a Commodore 64 back in the 80s. I miss that computer.

My first computer was a TRS 80 later upgraded to the TRS 200

Radical. I miss the old floppy and cassette drives use to store data. I miss games liek choplifter, Bruce Lee and my Q-Bert cartige the most.

Speaking of blasts from the past, how about the atari 2600

No, I actually owned a Commodore 64 back in the 80s. I miss that computer.

My first computer was a TRS 80 later upgraded to the TRS 200

*Looks around, listens to nightshift, feels groovy*

Have I killed everything yet

I believe your awesomeness may be intimidating to the not so awesome masses.

Well I think Minion 21 wanted to trim your beard for you. He was trying to help you out.

I mean what is more awesome than shaving with a battle axe ... Nothing.

Jeez!, It's not like I broke his glasses or his face.

*laugh out loud*

That is cute. You are too cute. Can I take you home? I'm just kidding.

*casts Mythic Irresistible Dance*

Now bust a move.

"Orcs don't dance, We cleave"

*Cuts the hipsters beard off*

*Grins Evilly*

"Cool, never cleaved a mythic before"

*Thwackawakawakathwacka, into little possum size pieces*

Ah! I thought the unbelievers had been cleaved uh cleansed.

Kayland wrote:

Nice troll thread.

It was meant as a joke, but if you want to be that broad, sure. I didn't actually expect anyone to take it seriously. Then I remembered Poe's Law.

I like to say I'm surprised!

P.S. Was there a +5 earthbreaker in the treasure

*Sings along, sounds like a polar bear in pain*

*Returns from I hate roleplaying thread*

Orc Minion 21 wrote:

Have I killed anything yet?

You no kill yet. You try harder. Smash puny innocent kobolds! We go invade kobold cave, kill kobolds 'cause they there!

DIE KOBOLD SCUM

Hack: 1d20 + 24 ⇒ (11) + 24 = 35

Smash: 1d1001 ⇒ 719

Have I killed anything yet?

Well things look pretty calm around here if you need me boss i'll be in the I hate roleplaying thread

wouldn't doing all those things that you wanted to do be role playing said character don't let some one else tell you how to role play your character unless of course its offensive .

Initiative: 1d20 + 666 ⇒ (4) + 666 = 670 Finally! Someone to smash

Me Konkur, *Has front toward enemy etched into his platemail*

"Dog is Dog"

*Draws and Quarters dog, Looks at Gobo*

"How many for awesome drawn and quatered"

*Grins Evilly*

"Ah look an unbeliever"

*Cleaves the dogs head from body*

"That was awesome"

*Grins evilly*

*Moves to the rear to provide flanking, grins evilly*

Banned for smoking in bed

Orc Minion 21 wrote:

*Pulls out battle axe, cleaves squirrels head from body, holds head near ear*

"What were you saying, sorry can't hear you could you speak up"

*Grins Evilly*

I said I don't elieve that Gruumash is awesome!

What, you think a bit of decapitation is going to suppress the voice of the people?

The people who live in the trees and bury nuts for the winter that is.

Well.... that usually works

Proceeds to chop down every tree in the thread in 1 rd..man that was awesome.

*Pulls out battle axe, cleaves squirrels head from body, holds head near ear*

"What were you saying, sorry can't hear you could you speak up"

*Grins Evilly*

It looks like the unbelievers have been squashed..That's awesome