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Darth Mao wrote:

JEDI ARE IMPERIALISTS!

And your not oh Sith Lord.

You must learn the ways of the Force, if you're to come with me to Alderaan and get those sticks removed from your forehead.

Genocide is always evil!

From a certain point of view...

I heard the liquid on that brain jar is actual beer, so he MAY be THE Callous Jack!

Lies, LIES! If it were so, would it have not been revealed to me by The JACK?

Awesome.

Clowns. Why did it have to be clowns?

These are not the clowns you're looking for...

Gary Teter wrote:

I can't believe this thread is almost to 40,000 posts.

It's not a thread, it's a chat.

That's no moon...

Not ignoring you.

Just don't think I can say what I truly want to say without....entanglements.

Let's just say we'd like to avoid any...imperial entanglements.

There's been a disturbance in the Jack.

Jedi have to maintain their Lawful Good alignment...from a certain point of view.

That is it! I am having a 'Burn The Pathfinder RPG day'. Only a call from the President will persuade me not to.

Punting poodles is an everyday activity that people of any alignment can enjoy together.

PUNT!

lynora-Jill wrote:

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

lynora-Jill wrote:

You do realize that the boss is currently a disembodied brain in a jar right?

Callous is the only one of us that has a brain. That's probably why he leads us. BTW, how did his brain get in that jar anyways?

I'm not really sure. I came home one day after arranging some promotional photo shoots, and there he was. Maybe he needed to send his body out for maintenance?

I think he crawled into the jar to get the last few cookies in there. Also, apparently many of the undead have trouble opening jar lids. :(

Truth is, it was a pickle jar. The fool fell for my trap. Soon my takeover of the Jack clubhouse shall be complete!

Brian E. Harris: There is much anger in this one.

You don't know jack.

A Jack-Knight feels the Jack flowing through him.

the force is with him

I feel the Jack flowing through this thread.

Only a master of evil, Darth.

They must do what they feel is right to the Force

You must do what you feel is right to the Ja- ur, Fawtl.

The power of the Party is insignificant, when compared to the power of the Jack.

1. Never get involved in a land war in Asia.

2. Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

That's not a pig...it's a space station.

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Worse, yet, his post is wrong in its basic assertion. But, as a newcomer, I will extend to him the grace to be grossly wrong about the superiority of my thread. Welcome, W0nkothesane.

Why, thank you, gracious host. Tales of your compassion will spread to the corners of the world as I traverse the globe, singing songs of your glory.

In all seriousness, the Ewoks can take down a freaking AT-ST so I don't think a few short 'n' ugly goblins would be any trouble.

Lies, LIES, I tell you! In real life, those were wookies!

That's not the film you're looking for...

It's my lot in life...

Don't seem to recall ever owning a droid...

"Who is the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him?"

I will now do what I feel is right to the JACK.

Carves up SRW/ with his jacksaber.

This was your father's screwdriver. Not as clumsy or random as a riveter.

I still don't feel like strong opinions got its proper schematization:

Strong opinions are the path to the dark side.
Strong opinions lead to arguments.
Arguments lead to anger.
Anger leads to suffering...

and obviously, heavy-handed moderation.

Moderate emotion is the path to the dark side.
Moderate emotion leads to apathy.
Apathy leads to depression.
Depression leads to suffering.

DONE!

I actually don't disagree with your spoiler at all, I just wanted to put something saucy in that thread. And I resisted for so long...

EDIT: Ninja'd by CH? Something's wonky in board land.

"...from a certain point-of-view..."

You must do what you feel is right to the Jack...

What is that cloud of dust, moving towards the house on the horizon?

There's a demon inside you. It's inside both of you...

Let go of hate...

You're wanted in the Jack clubhouse. Someone has started posting rules everywhere...

It seems that you have heard some whispers of the way of the Jack.

We have much to teach you, one with nasty PJs and bloody scythe.

You must learn the ways of the Jack, if you're to become a Dark & Stormy Knight.

What JRHM says is true...from a certain point of view.

Your senses can deceive you...don't trust them. Let go your conscious self, and jack on instinct.

By asking that question, you have taken your first step into a larger world...

Then be useful and figure out the span between CJ's birthday and the birthday of the thread.

How many days between the bosses' birthday and the 17th? The celebration could last longer than a day. Fortnight? Nah, it's longer than that. Someone make math.

The Jack is strong with this one...

Silicon Messiah wrote:

Deanna Troi wrote:

I sense anger towards French Commies.

Deanna what was the name of the porno movie you made? I keep hearing about, but know not one person who has seen it.

I sense that I have no idea what you are talking about. Oh, look, there's a French Commie...

I sense that you'd have been better in a porno than a science fiction movie. Way past tense.

Choose wisely.

NB Obi-Jack was an ancient knight of the BotCS in a previous life.

Fellows!

your Frat Jack here just turned a year older today... and felt like sharing it with yah!

Happy Birthday, Frat.

The Jack will be with you...always.

[Uses the Jack to levitate a beer in Frat's direction.]

I've been trying to riff on this in another thread, but he just continues to refuse to show up.

My Master ate his head.

It gave him terrible gastro-intestinal problems.

How do you think Dagoba got that way?

I haven't seen Yoda8myhead much lately...

Everything has to do with everything else. There are no accidents.

VTPJ, I like the how you seem to be budding a bunch of new eyes. Are you using a new fertilizier?

It...it...it's BEAUTIFUL! I think I know what's going to replace my LoF desktop.