Mouthy Troll's page

I nominate we chip in to build a statue of George Washington pissing in a Loyalist's face for downtown Darwin. Who's with me?

Steals MT's popcorn, snarfles whole box up

Jumps on pile

I say we outlaw Oregon instead. Too much hot air emissions. It's ruining the biosphere.

That and webcomics. They rot the youth.

You sir, are a bad optimizer AND a bad person.

I believe that you use the word "troll" differently from everyone else. I believe normally it implies an intent "of provoking readers into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion." Therefore, most off-topic discussions, and particularly the ones in which people are actually discussing issues, don't fall under the definition.

Hi my name is Mouthy Troll, and I suffer from both IAS and AAS (Anonymous Avatar Syndrome), thus my afflictions are more 1337 than yours, so SUCK IT!

I just realized that I am an avatar of someone who doesn't want to post under his own name because he (or she?) wants to remain anonymous and disconnected from the opinions and views I splat all over various forums.

I mean WTF? It's bad enough I suffer rage over people creating dumb classes in an RPG when they NEVER looked at my ideas. Now I learn that this rage isn't even really mine? THAT PISSES ME OFF! I mean ..that pisses some anon off, I mean, I'm mad at myself. Man, my head hurts.

Anyway, that's why I am here. Or am I really here?

Wow.

What if the paladin was overdue, and then the overdue book was accidently put in his recycling bin and sent to the recycling center so he couldn't return it. Then, the paladin finds out that the librarian is actually a psychic vampire who feeds off the fear of patrons with overdue books and children come to take out Go Dog Go.

Is this evil? Or a cheezy Stephen King short story?

Studpuffin wrote:

Cats or dogs?

Cats.

Cats bury their feces. Dogs eat it.

Cats all the way.

FAIL

You have conveniently forgotten several pertinent fcts:

Cats may not eat feces, but regurgitate many things, including wildlife, on floors. Especially in hallways used at O-dark-30.

Cats bury their feces, and tend to do it in incovenient areas, like a certain troll's vegetable garden.

Dogs are obviously a superior choice for an animal companion.

I have learned you are all not evolved enough to handle my subtle brilliance. So fnck off.

Spank Trollham wrote:

Messageboard Troll wrote:

You're so full of fail.

No, Mr Messageboard Fail. What I am full of is awesomesauce.

Yous ful of awsumtroolsawse. And mees need a cigarete.

Ah, crude sexual innuendo. The last refuge for those who fail at game theory. Well then, if you had inherited more of the intellegent genes that drained down your mother-troll's leg during your conception, then perhaps you could understand that it is never wise to fnck with your betters.

You're so full of fail.

No, Mr Messageboard Fail. What I am full of is awesomesauce.

Youz no trol. Mez troel. Youz stooped.

Talk to the warty green hand. Don't you have a goat to bully somewhere? Those of us who take game theory seriously have things to discuss. Begone ...

I believe you do have time. I checked Outlook and we have a meeting at 3:17 until 4:42.

Sorry, that's the time I reserve for my cultists to praise me

Honest Trollperson wrote:

Spank Trollham wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Dude, awesome! You should create that alias, and just post that whenever a rules thread gets too heated. You could be the new Vomit Guy!

On the contrary. My vast intellegence, and obvious mastery of all that is RPG makes me the perfect focus of these rules threads. Let them overheat! I shall prove that my way is right, and anyone who plays differently has a Candle of Invocation shoved up their ass.

Frankly, you don't have the necessary intelligence to make fun of me. The math just doesn't add up.

Bofh youse is stoopid. Me an smart trol persen. nons youse can b chaleng to me.

*sigh* Here's the lowdown:

I am currently summa cum laude at the Mengele University of Troll Surgery in East Ossterfuchs. I have dozens of playtest and freelancing credits to my name. I can optimize a wizard in 4.5 seconds from memory using a stick of charcoal, three marbles, and some bark. Therefore, I do not have time to deal with nose goblins such as yourselves. So quit your butthurt whinging and read up on the rules a bit, it might stop you from looking like such n00bish asses next time.

Dude, awesome! You should create that alias, and just post that whenever a rules thread gets too heated. You could be the new Vomit Guy!

On the contrary. My vast intellegence, and obvious mastery of all that is RPG makes me the perfect focus of these rules threads. Let them overheat! I shall prove that my way is right, and anyone who plays differently has a Candle of Invocation shoved up their ass.