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37 posts. Alias of Cole Deschain.


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Sorry, Cap'n, but I think that counts as a ring-out...


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Rysky wrote:
Mimdel Boom wrote:

Daggers... axes.

PFFFFFFFFT.

NEEDS MORE EXPLODEY!

What about exploding daggers and axes.

...

A CALL TO ARMS!


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Daggers... axes.

PFFFFFFFFT.

NEEDS MORE EXPLODEY!


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I STUCK EXPLOSIVES INTO THE OFFICE VENDING MACHINES TO SLOW THEM DOWN!


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Hey, has anybody seen...

Oh. Well. Tough luck for Flychy.

LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU, GUYS!


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Master Pugwampi wrote:

While sending it into this thread or the >>Ask Rysky<< thread may seem like the ideal solution to this dilemma, our actual headquarters is not in virtual space at all! That's right, we have a central location in meat space!

I'll get the specific address for you as soon as I can, but understand it is located somewhere in or around Cleveland, Tennessee.

*rubs hands together and chortles under his breath*

Hee hee hee hee!

...

But we blew that up already...


Where do I send this bom- er, this lovely tasty cake I made for you?


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YAAAAAYYYY!


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So, in the interests of my alchemical AND culinary studies...

What's the most disgusting thing you've ever eaten, and where can I find a sample?


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Rysky wrote:
But I meant a shark creature that was just like a big goblin head with little fins, kinda like Pacman.

HOW DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT SECRET PLAN #453,236,111?!


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EURKEA!

THE FLOON CAPACITOR CHARGES THE BARGLES!

WHY A MOUSE WHEN IT SPINS?!


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Mimdel downs something foul-smelling

I'll sleep later!


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Mimdel's SUPER SECRET journal of SUPER SECRECY, Entry 12

Must find out where the gremlins are keeping the day-old blueberry flavored pugwampi wine. That stuff is DELICIOUS!


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Eh. Guy's totally insane. I mean... he not only reads, he WRITES...


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Plus they're still a bit unnerved about how we ground one of them up to see if the "bad-luck juice" could be weaponized into a bomb...

I mean, we were right, it could, we just didn't count on the fact that it would affect the one holding the bomb...

Ah well, Grash was a jerk anyway.


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Distracted by the prospect of Oil of Fiery Burning, another relic of years gone by, Mimdel labors ever onward.

Spurred on by her dedication to the Best! Project! Ever! the goblin alchemist arrives at a compromise.

Behold! Oil of Fiery Impact! Comes in three delicious flavors- regular, tangy, and extra-crispy!

...

Also I need a new lab. The old one... had an accident.


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Hrrrrrrm.

Begins Totally Sane Effort to replicate the Oil of Impact which never showed up in Pathfinder.


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Master Pugwampi wrote:

*wheels in a lab set wearing a little lab coat, black rubber gloves, and tiny goggles*

Right, let’s get this project underway! There are some people on these boards that need a taste of GremGob PEACH pits! *

*starts analyzing standard peach pits in hopes of maximizing the alchemical burn*

*Gremlin/Goblin Pyrotechnicly Explosive, Alchemically Concentrated Hellfire

Lowers goggles, rolls up sleeves, and starts drilling holes into selected peach pits.

Needs more boom...


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AND MAYHEM!


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Master Pugwampi wrote:
Mimdel Boom wrote:
Needs more explosions.

Hmmm...

*contemplates peach pits*

Do you think between gremlin ingenuity and goblin pyrotechnic expertise we could find a way to make these things explode on contact?

We can certainly have fun trying!


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Needs more explosions.


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Celebratory series of explosions. Er... fireworks. Totally just fireworks. Just ignore the burning city...


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Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
Mark Moreland wrote:
Thomas Seitz wrote:
I'm just interested to see what the class designs are and how this new iconic goblin alchemist compares to Damiel.
It will be shorter and greener.

I will agree to pose for Mr. Reynolds as the new goblin iconic, but any nudity must be tasteful.

But not too tasteful.

Bah! If you're doing your job right, your clothes will just end up on fire anyway!


READING BAD!


CAP'N?!


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IS IT KABOOM TIME AGAIN?!


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How much hob would a goblin hob if a goblin could hobgoblins?


Look, just get in the skillet, the cheeses are all going to release about the same amount of oil when I brown them anyway...


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AND HOW DO YOU WANT THEM COOKED?!


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FIREBOMBS FOR EVERYONE!


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LEMME GET THAT ANSWER FOR YA!

*bomb of unholy proportions. Possibly involving goblin spittle.*

Boring conversation anyway...


Mimdel Boom (so lovely, so talented, so EXPLODEY!)

Grimble Bugpicker

Vrash the Unwholesome.


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*BOOM*

*boom*

*KA-BOOOOOOOM*


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Rysky wrote:
Praise Sara Marie for Curse of the Crimson Throne Hardcover!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO-SARA MARIE.


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We could sing their praises! Maybe a happy, chipper little song, like...

"See the little spammer,
See his little post,
See his little account EXPLODE,
The staff hate them the most!"


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Praise unto Sara Marie for all things EXPLODEY!


There is always an excuse to blow stuff up!