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What would you set as the obedience requirement and boons for Aspu?

I am playing a paladin of Aspu and like the feat so was hoping for i could show my gm....

Tired of waiting on the slack jawed empress to resond he spins about on his heel and marches towards Vigars seat at the high table. He comes to a stop before it and kneels.
I have one last bit of business before we end this. It is time for the renewing of certain oaths. As we were pledged to your father and his father and his fsther before him and so on to back before Father gave us the Quest for Sky the Skybreakers formerly the Deepdelves have served your clan. In Peace and War in Joy and Sorrow we have served. And so here this day before your father is laid in stone so thst he may witness. I call upon Torag our shaper, Kols my keeper, and all the rest to hear. Clan Skybreaker once again promises to Follow the Head of Clan Skuldafn for as long as he honors the gods and his forebears. Though we be dwindled to two we are yours to use and command Vigar for the good of our race. Having completed the ancient oath anew he waits for acknowledgement from Vigar.

Okay boss.

That would be funny as hell and cause a rash of iC emo dwarven angst.

Its kool I'm just all hoped up on sleep at this point

YES YOUR ALIVE now I can get out of the time lock lol.

Yeah that was awesome wosh I had been in on it lol. You should buy the prop its awesome and well done I have to buy a new one mine grew legs at a game day.

Oh you would love my elf diviner then Rob. And almost done with my background tweaks sor.

I'm in a lock on celeador. Until he posts I'm stuck.

Will be finishing my background expansion I. The morning. Sorry work has been killing me rash of lay outs so I have been getting ot and had a migraine yesterday.

Nevermind I'm still in time lock waiting Celeador

I got you just woke uo sorry I'm late lol.

Nah cause magnus thinks everyone has a right to speak their mind. As long as its not lying or oath breaking he won't care.

@dwunder do it I dare you.

@celeador like I said have her tell him to wait its just tiny retconn no biggie.

And I know as I player I think your spot on with your character its just I can't see it. Although I might be a bit meaner to her yet lol. He doesn't hate her he just doesn't understand her.

Well tell him to wait and I will retconn it. Lol I don't mind.

Walks back to his table and sees the deck of cards. Are those Harrow cards? I heard of them but haven't ever seen them. Is it true what they say?
He seats himself beside Maven and will volunteer if no one else will. If someone else does he watches rapt with fascination.

Very true I would love for us to make 1k by sunday but I just can't see it happening.

You weren't one of the ones I was talking about lol. I ment the ones who have said a peep since sunday or even further back.

Same here lol. And your the top one of us for posting doc.

Magnus keeps slipping a side effect of the booze and the character wanting to write himself.

@Maven that would be awesome but I think we have ran away parts of the competition by sheer volume of posts. Some of them were awesome and I hate they haven't posted anymore.

You know just looking at who is currently posting ie has posted in the last 48 there are only 12 of us maybe rob could take us all lol.

Cool I just didn't want you to think it was personal or something. Had that happen to me on here once been a bit wary ever since.

Ouch a boat of dwarves smelling like Dwunderbran ewwwwwww. Quint my sorrows to you.

@celeador I get you and totally understand Magnus just doesn't like the high and mighty hoitytoityness your giving off . Even if he feels compelled to give you his and Kols condolences lol.

Sees Maven appearing to be lost in a daze he waves at her and motions for her to come to his table and sit at the open space beside him. When she just stares off for another moment he gets up and walks over to her. Come on girl we finally got Dwunderbran calmed down and everything is relaxed. You look peakish come have a bit of a bite and get off your feet then you. Will feel better. And if anyone bothers you tellem I will plant mah hammer in between their eyes. The SkyBreakers might be all but gone but as long as I'm left none will harm ye at our table our hearth. No I have something to attend too. Have a seat and I will return shortly.

He looks over at her high arsedness the granite empress and sighs he knows his duty.

After a moment he gathers himself and walks over there. Greetings to ye. I am here on behalf of the priests of Kols. We wish to offer our condolences on the loss of our kin for all dwarves are of one stone as Father made us. And I heard what you said about respecting customs and if ye mean it ye will stop holding court over the body of Vigars father its down right rude. He hasn't said anything as he is a great dwarf and far more tolerant than the likes of I but that don't change the truth. If you wish to talk to folk then do so come down off your throne and mingle for we are all one blood here. All grieving for our dead. But don't make this funeral in to a powerplay it will earn you no friends. Having said what he felt Kol would want him to say he turns without waiting for a response and walks back to his table rejoining the rest.

Meh I have it spent already I just hope rob will let me go back and respend some of it. I just saw the thing that said he would let the crafters craft for other people.

Its not that I don't feel for her loss the loss of any of our people is a great blow. And I know what it is to lose a parent to early but still there's something you just don't do. Ah well lets leave her alone and get on with honoring the dead. More whiskey?

He listens to Dwunderbran. No I haven't dealt much with other races and me father were a clan head that don't make my blood better than yours. The StoneLord up there doesn't think his blood is better than yours. Nay he sits at the high seat cause we put him and those before him there cause we think he will do a better job than us. And be just and fair. So no I have never seen the like before.

Nods a bit. I know about smoking in the Darklands. I was Gladdringgar once a champion I went deeper than any dwarf has been and made it back to boot. But I know what ye mean I spent time in deeps too defending them and teaching beardlings. But this this is still disdisgraceful. I bet you she wouldn't stand ifin it was her father being given back to the stone.

Magnus just shakes his head at all that is wrong with the world the dead human god, runelords, devils, lichkings, and all the rest. If she's the best of the people they had over there no wonder they fell. A leader should be able to lead she looks like she might break if faced with anything more complicated than what to wear. Look at the way she looks around its not taking in strange sights its a lack of nerve.

Or do both.

As for the gear if I'm selected I would like to have our crafters make my gear too so I can buy more booze to take with us. Eheheheheheh.

Wow that's harsh lol.

Shakes his head at Dwunders misremembrance then decidea its not worth a other brawl. Aye something like that. And Talon that looks like a mighty chewy beer ye got there with them wood chips in it. Come have some mead and whiskey.

He looks over to Angrin. Aye tis very odd and more. And as for Miss Granite Arse how can she come in here to a funeral and set up court tis not decent and its insulting to the dead. She acts like she's better than Vigar when she's naught but a refugee like so many others. I have half a mind to go over their.

I just get like I also said my great grandfather was scott irish and that's the way he spoke. I already have the translator I my head lol.

And I know its late but still we can save the dwarves. Dwarves are like diamonds they are forever

And to all those who don't get in I am thinking about getting fire mountain games new ap which is underdark kingmaker. We could go all dwarf lol.

Thank you much the friend. I haven't had one of these in a hundred years since I won a box as prize back when j was forty. Magnus clips the end and slowly rolls ot over the heavy wooden match taking short sharp puffs to ensure an even light. He then leans back in his chair savoring the flavor and thanking Kols Dwunderbran kept these sealed so his flavor didn't flavor them. Now that is a mighty fine stoogie there Dwunderbran. Best I ever had I think. He pours himself a few fingers of applejack to sip with the the cigar and looks over at Stubs.
Aye your right its nit right for her to be doing that holding court over the dead on his day. Its sickening. But that's for the StoneLord over there to take care of. We aren't judges or guards. We I am but only in the case of broken oaths. Sadly bad taste isn't breaking any oaths as far as I know.

Stares at Daelric confused and shakes his head. Tis only whiskey.

He turns to Stubs. Well if you don't think its needed then so be it. And I don't know who she is other than I have never seen a dwarf try to act so far above her brothers in Stone. Its almost like she is an elf.

Looks over to Daelric and Dwunderbran. You might say that Dwunderbran. But I think we might should make a toast. If we be friends now?

Passes Daelric and Dwunderbran a tumbler of whiskey snagged from a near by tray.

To friends. May the new prove true as the old. May the old always remain close. And most of all to the absent may they never be forgotten.

Hey Doc looks like you also have to be a druid lol.

Looks over at Dwunderbrans proffered booze and takes a mighty swig.

Thank ye. Now call me old one more time and we will really fight.

Sorry didn't see it lol and he never stepped away we are all right around you lol. Your surrounded give it up.

Well my friend I figured there was more to it than that. No need to be modest. But I caught what you said.

He looks at the foreign dwarf and shakes his head.

She comes in here like the StoneLord himself last of a fallen hold and she wants to grant us audiences? I bet she has never lifted a hammer in anger let alone the forge. She should be seeking and audience with our lord not given them to us. She's no better than any of us. He keeps shaking his head then grabs a flagon of the mead he favors and looks over at the other clergymen. I suppose we should go pay our respects to her mightyness and give her our condolences for her loss. But all dwarves are equal ifin she won't speak to us proper like I'm walkin off.

Sure pm me with any ideas and stuffs and we can work on it.

Since Dwunder seems to have abated his fighting Magnus gets back up and starts brushing himself off. Then sighs and casts create water of his head to rinse himslef clean. He then returns to his table before turning to Stubs.

I would love to hear your story. And I'm sure Marla would to she is a chronicler for our race.

I have a bit more shining to do on my profile as far as back story and appearance go but I'm off work for the day and should have that done soon but it can stand as is now if you would rather I leave it

Your allowed to continue work on your background and stuff until the final deadline. Its just no new people after this point if I understood correctly

Yay now we just need a few more skill monkeys to apply and bone to post up something....

Oh by the Nine. LOOK OOT DAELRIC.

He takes advantage of the distraction to wiggle free and runs after Dwunderbran. Get back here you bragart your nah done with meh yet. He attempts a flying tackle at Dwunders legs tying to knock him from his feet.

No I dont think it will Dwunder is gonna throw something at her I can feel it.

Hey mini Avan remi ds me of ehads builds not quite as screwy though. Looks fun.

@Avan I have seen another similar trip build at low lvls and it rocked.

@Waydon nice but Mini likes heros I was already nixed on the Le thing myself lol.

@psyblade I like the hunter thing that's neat. I hope one of you archer types get in to hang out with me in the back lol.

@Sethran Remember we aren't in greyhawk anymore unless you somehow got moved from their to here which would be a awesome story. You should tweak out the AoW refs awesome as they are they don't fit this world

@Shaia awesome and I hope you get in like I said to chyrone once I get my backstory up and you can read it and see if you want to insert a prior meeting in somewhere.

@eydra all I have to say is Yes Dwefs rule lol.

@Michael. Get yer bloody character up boneyard.

@ everyone else still reading backbones and such will comment later lol.

Okay lol. And about half done with my character should have him ready to post soon. As I saidin my emails still waking up and dealing with a dwerf brawl as Magnus lol . Hope your dayis awesome mister I get to play table top all weekend ;p . So jealous I haven't had a weekend off in two and a half years lol.

See that's the things all of it isn't about mechanics. In an rp fight like this you could knock out a 20th lvl fighter. Its about what feels right. And you don't tell people what happens to their characters you say what your trying to do and make it work together. Otherwise your taking their ability to play their character from them. Also sometimes they have an idea of how thier character reacts to something else if you try to force an action it interferes with their fun. :) /rant

He gets racked back into a hold and can't seem to squrim free as he has no leverage. His only response is to call for help. Help Daelric she's tyring to let the smelly one rub his cockleshells on me help brother.