Limey's Sexey Dreamz's page

And today is Grey Monday, when we all have to sign the Tumblr Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath, after that platform decided to ban naughty images.

Oh, how I wish it were possible to find such material elsewhere online.

Paladin codes don't apply to the bedroom, just saying.

Awwww :(

Limeylongears wrote:

What have I been thinking today?

1) Bloody hell, it's cold.

2) Would it be possible to have sex in plate armour?

My guess would be yes, possibly, but I shall have to ask my historical reenactment pals what they think, and whether they've tried it.

I bet they have.

Why the hell would anyone want to have sex in plate Armour. *scratches head, puzzled*

Am I the only one who likes to think about being on the receiving end of the firm yet tender attentions of curvaceous paladins?

Probably. O well - more for meeeee.

Just a Mort wrote:

LM, if you're spanking Peter Jackson with a paddle, let me know, I'll be an opportunistic kitty and start selling tickets to watch the spanking. We can share the proceeds.

Yours truly,

Kitty Cat gathering Tithes for the Temple of Abadar

In a "Saucy Galadriel" costume with platform lucite heels with locks of golden hair embedded in the base of each shoe, and a paddle rigged with LED lights to make it glow blue.

We can make a Patreon page.

Whatwhat? Spanking? Saucy Galadriel?! Count me - {reads rest of post}

Aaauuuw, not Jackson.

Please can there be succubi cheerleaders?

Please yourself. It's full of visions of sexey witchy undulating tummy women, though, so you may wish to use tongs, or at least wear gloves.

*Growls seductively*

TOO LATE TOO LATE. THE DAMAGE IS DONE.

I just thought of a great new thread title

What do you do when paladins fall...in love!

What do you do when paladins fall in love with adamantine grapplin' succubi?

You realise you've been filming Limey's Sexey Dreamz again, that's what.

Nothing could be less strange than finding the sexeyist woman in popular music infused with the clean and invigorating aroma of coniferous woodlands.

I personally don't like to mix my sci-fi and fantasy porn together.

The lady can titty f~!$ the sword or plasma rifle, but I draw the line at both!

That strikes me as a waste of titties. And swords.

Agh! Agh! Agh!

It's bad enough that I exist, but why did he have to make me conscious?!