Lissen up youngsters! There's a soggin lot of cultists here on these here boards!
We really need to do something about that! Before they, you know, do what it is cultists do. That never turns out well!
So join me! Take the fight, one and all!
We can all convert to the great and mighty , the god of muderhobo's everywhere.
Muckle darmed cultist...
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On behalf of cultist everywhere, we are not really such bad people. We enjoy spending time with family and friends, yes sometimes they be need to be sacrificed. We are real go getters, you will see us all over at airports, in your neighborhoods, and at strip malls on recruiting drives. We are definitely environmentally conscientious, look at all the old ruins we rehab and reuse. Plus our education system is outstanding, always helping to bring knowledge of the old gods to the poor ignorant masses.
Kill them all, and let the gods sort them out.
I am wholeheartedly in favor if driving these reprobates into extinction! I will insinuate myself into the fold, taking part in their black masses and debauched, sybaritic rites... In order to report back here, of course.
Of course.
I know, let's unionize them. They will get disgruntled and quit on their own...
Ah, here's my cultists. Lets go where all the terrorists and rotten cities are and begin the cleansing! All the goody 2 shoe types can rebuild on a clean slate. That's not my department, but I can teach you how to summon a demonic swarm of fire worms that will make all your problems go away.
Hmph. The sheer nerve, using this of all threads to recruit!
Muckle darmed cultists.
I'm almost a god and I don't have any cultists.
Well, considering the job market I'm not surprised. Not a lot of money in culting nowadays.
You'd think that keeping your sanity is enough.
Losing your sanity may be one of the perks!
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Cultists, y'say....?
I don't "lead cultists" so much as "gather an increasing number of individuals who are repulsed by me and ashamed by our... adventures... and yet are inexorably drawn to me in spite of themselves and to the point of suicidal fervor."
Ah, you mean the C.U.L.T. program!
Constant
Underachievers
Liking
Terror
Not the C.U.L.T. program. Anything but the C.U.L.T. program. Those guys are messed up.
Cultists are people too, for the moment. :D
Well, this thread has been dead for a few months. Guess that means the cultists won.
Hooray!
Are thread necromancers a cult now?
So who's up for joining the Cult of LIBERTY?
