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Jrahk casts Long Arm.

Alright, f!@~ it. I'll be damned before I end up being the sole voice of reason in this campaign. I don't have any spells that'll help, but I can do something else.

Just before Ixrul's Grease materializes, Jrahk shouts to Haines, "YOU NOT LOOK SO TOUGH! ON JRAHK'S CREW, YOU WOULD BE SHARK FOOD!"

Demoralize: 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (4) + 19 = 23

Jrahk grins back, showing off his own bloodstained tusks. He ponders the fact that this half-orc must not have tasted blood recently if his tusks are that clean.

"More than good enough."

Is there a way to change my name as it appears on my posts, not just on the character page?

Aren't you already captain? You've been calling yourself Captain Jrahk this whole time.

I was Helmsman Jrahk while Captain Crydic was around, but I never officially replaced him as captain.

Before we go any further with this Free Captain thing, there's a long-standing issue I think we should put to rest.

A pirate crew needs a proper captain, which we've lacked ever since Cyrdic went into background-NPC limbo. Ideally, the captain should be someone who stands head-and-shoulders above the rest of the crew. Someone who strikes fear into the hearts of his enemies. Someone who has more than one rank in Profession (Sailor).

So my questions are: Which one of us is best fit to be the new captain, and why is it me?

Can I save that roll at least? :[

Jrahk buys a Battle Mask (50 gp) and a Wand of Shield (750 gp).

We sell loot now.
He begins bringing all prospective investors up to speed on his organization's projected bottom line, vis-a-vis the hostile application of aggressive limb-relocating procedures.

Intimidate: 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (19) + 19 = 38

Trouble with defensive spells for me is that I get very few per day. I have to be really stingy with my self-buffs. Upgrading my Charisma headband probably isn't worth it, since I'm not a face and I never cast anything with a DC. Is there some cheaper way to get more spontaneous spell uses per day?

Also, I was thinking about taking the Spirit Totem line, which would give me a 20% miss chance against non-adjacent attackers. Would that "stack" with the Minor Cloak of Displacement's miss chance?

Jrahk: ...Label your s*&+ better. I've been treating your AC as 17 this whole time because your quickbar goes "AC: 21 (-4)". But I just noticed your character sheet says your AC is 21 AFTER the decrease from Size and Rage.

Oh...whoops.

Jrahk considers changing his last name to Demonclaw or something similarly cheesy.

Jrahk grunts disapprovingly.

"'Free Captains' not sound free at all. Thought we were done with taking orders."

He looks at his mechanical leg, and thinks quietly for a moment.

"Though...many strong captains on Inner Sea. Perhaps stronger than Gortus. This maybe stop them from taking Jrahk's other limbs."

Jrahk curses in Orcish.

"If Jrahk sees bald tripping man again, will cut off his head and carry it on belt. Use his shiny scalp to blind enemies."

He then sends some crew members to look for cargo ships, while he takes a group to look for the warehouses. If anyone tries to stop them, he will politely suggest that they stay away for their own safety.

Once Ixrul is done with whatever he's doing, Jrahk puts his Falchion against the bowman's neck.

"Now, tell us where town's wealth is kept."

Intimidate: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (13) + 18 = 31

"YOUR 'KONG FOO' IS WEAKER!!!"

Jrahk proceeds to open up a can of Jrahk Fu.

Falchion: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (9) + 15 = 24
2d6 + 21 ⇒ (5, 3) + 21 = 29
Falchion Haste: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (8) + 15 = 23
2d6 + 21 ⇒ (5, 6) + 21 = 32
Falchion 2: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (12) + 10 = 22
2d6 + 21 ⇒ (2, 4) + 21 = 27
Bite: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (12) + 7 = 19
1d6 + 12 ⇒ (5) + 12 = 17

Cornugon: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (17) + 18 = 35
Hurtful: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (18) + 15 = 33
2d6 + 21 ⇒ (4, 1) + 21 = 26
Hurtful Confirm: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (18) + 15 = 33
2d6 + 21 ⇒ (2, 3) + 21 = 26

He also discharges his Brow Gasher spell, carving a nasty wound into Baldie's big dumb forehead.

:I

Why does anyone even bother with swords and such when tripping people with your bare feet is this powerful?

Jrahk grudgingly falls unconscious.

It was either "have a crappy touch AC" or "don't be big". The choice is clear.

Jrahk 5-foot steps toward the rapier guy and punishes him for associating with this bald-headed weeb.

Falchion 1: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (20) + 16 = 36
2d6 + 21 ⇒ (4, 2) + 21 = 27
Falchion Haste: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (8) + 16 = 24
2d6 + 21 ⇒ (6, 1) + 21 = 28
Falchion 2: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (3) + 11 = 14
2d6 + 21 ⇒ (4, 2) + 21 = 27
Bite: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (5) + 8 = 13
1d6 + 12 ⇒ (1) + 12 = 13

Confirm 1: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (19) + 16 = 35
2d6 + 21 ⇒ (1, 2) + 21 = 24

Cornugon: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (10) + 18 = 28
Hurtful: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (18) + 16 = 34
2d6 + 21 ⇒ (2, 5) + 21 = 28

Confirm Hurtful: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (3) + 16 = 19
2d6 + 21 ⇒ (6, 3) + 21 = 30

I can probably hit him from here.

Lucy, help me smash baldy. Someone else stop rapiery from making everyone hasty.

*SARCASM*

Pfft, no weapon, no spells...how tough can he be?

Jrahk will move toward the more competent looking one.

Oh sorry, I thought we were still waiting to land

Jrahk casts Long Arm two rounds before the ship lands, then scans the oncoming militia. If any of them look particularly tough (i.e. are carrying better equipment or look like casters), he will cast Brow Gasher in the next round.

Once the ship lands he enters rage and moves toward the mob. He will save all AoOs for the aforementioned tough guys, if any.

"COME TO JRAHK! THE ABYSS AWAITS YOU ALL!!!"

Jrahk will cast Long Arm as we land, and Brow Gasher when he sees someone who looks tough and/or casty.

Jrahk briefly considers punching Ixrul in the face, but decides it isn't worth the risk of giving the wizard brain damage.

But yeah, let's find another town.

From now on, though, we approach this like a SWAT team, not like a bunch of hooligans.

Wait, you lost me at "don't be a hooligan".

Relax, nerd. There's plenty of casters in the (Inner) sea.

Couldn't you have sent your fermilier through the hole?

Do your wizards all work part-time as dentists?

Loot the bodies. Are any of them carrying bludgeoning weapons?

Does he detect any other spells on it?

I don't think they could have swung at Jrahk. I stuck them ten feet from him and he has mega reach.

Can't they still 5-foot step if they're entangled? Next time stick them 15 feet away, I can still reach them with Long Arm or a step.

Yes, barely. If I hadn't dropped that second guy he would've killed me.

So if the AoO dropped one, that means I only took 23 damage last round, which means I am at -12 now, right?

Oh, right...I guess this somehow never came up before.

Jrahk slashes one of the mercs in the orb.

F: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (13) + 15 = 28
2d6 + 21 ⇒ (4, 4) + 21 = 29

C: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (2) + 18 = 20
H: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (14) + 15 = 29
2d6 + 21 ⇒ (5, 1) + 21 = 27

AoO: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (7) + 15 = 22
2d6 + 21 ⇒ (1, 2) + 21 = 24

Jrahk collapses as he catches a glimpse of Lucy slicing a merc in half.

And then he falls unconscious yet again. Unless that AoO killed one of them.

"YOUR GOD TOO WEAK TO KILL JRAHK!!"

Jrahk hews the holy man, then continues mauling mercs.

F: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (20) + 15 = 35
2d6 + 21 ⇒ (6, 2) + 21 = 29
Confirm: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (4) + 15 = 19
2d6 + 21 ⇒ (6, 6) + 21 = 33

FH: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (13) + 15 = 28
2d6 + 21 ⇒ (6, 3) + 21 = 30

F2: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (18) + 10 = 28
2d6 + 21 ⇒ (3, 3) + 21 = 27
Confirm: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (8) + 10 = 18
2d6 + 21 ⇒ (1, 3) + 21 = 25

B: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (17) + 7 = 24
1d6 + 12 ⇒ (5) + 12 = 17

C: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (16) + 18 = 34
H: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (6) + 15 = 21
2d6 + 21 ⇒ (2, 6) + 21 = 29

Only if two of them are adjacent. Plus, it takes a standard action, so why not just bonk them both with a full-attack?

Oh right

Jrahk makes a merc scurred, then hits him in the scurr-hole.

Cornugon: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (2) + 18 = 20
Hurtful Falchion: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (2) + 15 = 17
2d6 + 21 ⇒ (4, 2) + 21 = 27

DICE WHY

OH GOD I AM 1 HP FROM DEATH

HEAL PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Jrahk pulverizes the caster.
Falchion: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (19) + 15 = 34
2d6 + 12 ⇒ (4, 1) + 12 = 17
Confirm: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (20) + 15 = 35
2d6 + 12 ⇒ (3, 6) + 12 = 21

He then starts attacking the mercs flanking him.
"KNEEL! KNEEL BEFORE JRAHK!!!"
Haste Falchion: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (15) + 15 = 30
2d6 + 12 ⇒ (5, 4) + 12 = 21
Falchion 2: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (20) + 10 = 30
2d6 + 12 ⇒ (3, 1) + 12 = 16
Confirm: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (18) + 10 = 28
2d6 + 12 ⇒ (2, 5) + 12 = 19
Bite: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (13) + 7 = 20
1d6 + 12 ⇒ (3) + 12 = 15

One more hit is going to knock me out. Why didn't we bring Sandra?!

pls no I want to hurts the casty

Whoops, I mistyped the damage on the Hurtful. Just add 9 to it.

AoO: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (4) + 15 = 19
2d6 + 21 ⇒ (3, 4) + 21 = 28
Never mind, I will save my AoO for the casty.

Don't worry, all the real loot has been safely stashed in a vault for our convenience.

Yeah, that.

Jrahk casts Flesh to Bloody Pulp on the wiz.

Falchion: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (13) + 15 = 28
2d6 + 21 ⇒ (1, 4) + 21 = 26
Falchion 2: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (10) + 10 = 20
2d6 + 21 ⇒ (5, 4) + 21 = 30
Bite: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (9) + 7 = 16
1d6 + 12 ⇒ (2) + 12 = 14

Cornugon: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (6) + 18 = 24

Edit: OH WAIT I HAVE HURTFUL NOW AAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hurtful Falchion: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (8) + 15 = 23
2d6 + 12 ⇒ (3, 2) + 12 = 17

Lucy got the +1 initiative ioun stone.

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Ok, I'll just cast Long Arm, go ragelarge, and stand by the foot of the stairs.

Jrahk climbs through the window and Readies to charge at anyone who looks like a caster. (Holding holy symbols, etc.)

Goddammit, I told Corv he needed to level up.