Ice Troll Barbarian

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102 posts. Alias of Walter Lindie.


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Thanks for the maps man.


I am backing out as I am now part of a online ptolus game.


Spoiler:
Splitjaw was born in a Troll encampment in the great cavern (What the Trolls called the Dungeon). A year he reached adulthood and had been given the clan tattoos he failed miserably to fight a group of adventurers getting his war pack killed. He was forced by his elders to do the cooking for the remainder of his life. Eventually he was tasked with cooking a party of adventures that were captured by the encampment. He was tasked with preparing them for cooking. A tall extra thin one spoke to him in his native tongue offering to trade a powerful secret just for taking locks of his and his companions hair and carrying it with him. Splitjaw demanded the secret first and was told if he traveled out of the village following their trail and said Ver'anis a door filled with fine weapons and food. Splitjaw agreed, killed them and then prepared their bodies. While the others were feasting on the party he snuck out and followed the man's instructions to the door. Opening it and finding it filled with food and weapons that were all his he felt a moment of regret for not living up to his side of the deal before it was squashed by his enjoyment of all the food. After filling himself to the brim he fell asleep not even waking when the door was opened and he was bound. He did wake when the large man with the iron boot kicked him in the face. Spluttering as he woke he immediately tried to attack but the ropes around him held him still. Looking around he saw an armored man, a shirtless dwarf, and a human woman wearing a sheet. After being questioned and offering only curses and threats to his captors the woman approached him and smiled as twisting words spilled out of her mouth. As he felt his will be pushed down by his smiling friend he began to answer her questions eagerly. He told her about the village the adventures and their end and how he found this place. He looked at her with a smile and a little confusion as she cocked back he arm and realized what he had done ad her fist slammed into his face. Pale and worried after his betrayal of his people he barely noticed as they talked about getting some value out of him by dragging to the Brotherhood before reporting to the delvers guild. Then he didn't notice anything at all as the armored man pulled his foot back one more time. His time at the brotherhood was long but after he learned of the destruction of his tribe he threw himself into his training and learning to try and maintain some bonds. Even abandoning his old name to become Helix and having his clan tattoo replaced with the Brotherhood's Symbol. He eventually passed the tests necessary to be allowed into the city as a free man.

Crunch to follow building him as a half-orc slayer since there is no troll race.


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Very sorry about this but life has gotten in the way of my enjoyment of these games and I will need to withdraw from all my play by posts.


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Drovic looks around taking in the room.

per: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8

I hope Fanz doesn't freak out because of the furniture

Then turns toward our contact

Our Queen did't send a messanger to tell you about this I wonder if she wanted us to deal with that as well.


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Well then time to be diplomatic.

Helix cracks his knuckles and heads to the door knocking firmly three times before rocking back and forth on his heels.


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Single infusion of clw and a blank slot.


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Helix pulls himself out of his defensive crouch and takes his bag back before pointing it at the ceiling and opening it again.

Well that was certainly interesting to see we should get to that town.


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I feel for you I do try opening this one I need to see if its you or the bag.

Helix waits for Albions eyes to heal then holds out his beltpouch after divesting it of his coin.


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http://www.archivesofnethys.com/MagicFleshcrafting.aspx


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Ghaaaaaaa.

Could I trade that from him with the limited wish spell.


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Helix stares at albion for a moment.

I feel better about him getting the poison skin that I wanted now.

I wonder which card did that. Maybe the king of spades. Huh anyway Douglas can I call Deedee when were out in the field.


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It is fairly clear that you don't think diplomats will be enough and sending troops, even to help will look bad. Huh, so do we get some kinda official letter since this is a diplomatic mission because I can't see a way to play this low key to whoever we will be contacting.


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Well it is time to work already.

Helix pulls himself from his room which already looks like an alchemists lab. Complete with strange beakers, blue flames and distressing smells.

Give me a minute to wash up and I will head straight to the queen's room.


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Seeing the tomes of knowledge Helix leaves the room after seeing that Pyro is ok and heads back to his study of outsiders.


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Well yes but you are only 1 lvl behind spellwise. My alchemist will always require 3 lvls to gain a new spell lvl with minimal spells per lvl.


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Seeing Pyro slip into the arcane section Helix quickly follows him in.


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Helix will spend his days mastering his new summoning magic and studying the books on the creatures he can summon.

Taking 10 for 16 + what ever modifiers I can get from the library.

I wonder when the queen will have work just living here doing nothing is disturbing me

It is a full round to summon and do i use the summon monster and summon natures ally list or the bestiary and slap the celestial template on animals or have access to protean's from the bestiary.


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I am heading to my room finishing this and getting 14 hours of sleep actual combat then that gambling room was hell on my nerves.

Helix lazily waves as he walks off.


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Would training or going to the library actually do something or just story stuff I am asking only because of the light deck of many things. My actions won't change.


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Then lets get settled in I have a mutagen to make and then I need my sleep.


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Number 6 would have broken me.


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The only CN outsiders are Proteans and there are like 4 of those.


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Why could that not have been franz. It would have been hilarious


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Jaws theme


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feeling the fear yet


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Helix sits out side the door and then curls up and shakes back and forth.

so permanent + to wis, once only save less dominate, daily cn outsider summon, once ever perfect teleport


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Ok that was interesting


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Ok this is going well. I am starting to get scared.


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ok, that wasn't so bad


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ok? what did i get


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Do the rolls for me so I can blame you if I get messed up and praise you if I don't.


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Give me an hour and I will go first. One hour later and one drink of +4 str mutagen. Four cards.


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Well is there anything in the works now your Majesty or can we find rooms and rest?

If we go to a room I will finish my mutagen.


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Does he sell magic beans, giant spider eggs and have what looks like wings on his back.


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Where would we go and how much autonomy do we get on these "aid" missions.

Helix finger quotes as he speaks


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No just listening to the byplay.


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Looking askance at the gate Helix builds up his courage and runs through. A jarring sensation fills him and he lands face down on the other side of the gate. Looking up at Franz and Douglas he gets up and says.

That didn't happen or I will turn you into toads don't think I can't.

Note to self learn how to turn fey into toads.


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Helix sits and continues working on his mutagen mixing the chemicals carefully and portioning the regents.


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Helix laughs at the man's words.

the bit about the brick not the queen

When he talks about going Helix slows down his efforts for a moment.

Uh, excuse me can we wait... oh, 47 more minutes so I can finish this or do we have to go now.


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Helix looks up from his work at the strange mans words then back down at his chemicals.

Who are you and what do you want. Oh and was there a reward for saving the town most of my stuff got destroyed.


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Helix walks back to his booth and collects the bag of beans and his other stuff. Walking up to the body Helix sees the Squirrel place two wood chips on the dead mayor's eyes.

Internal thoughts

Uhh.. I know that you use wood in everything but wood chips on th eyes really.

So, I lost track of the guy did any of you have better luck tracking him.

Helix sits and begins remixing his mutagen. Right there 5 inches from the corpse.

Takes an hour if I can't finish it I don't finish it.


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reflex: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (10) + 9 = 19

Jumping nimbly out of the way of the falling beast Helix turns and looks about using detect magic to try and find the location of the murderer from before.


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Something glows with power as helix gazes at the beast.

Did that invisible show up? Is he going to heal the beast?

Spellcraft
1d20 + 6 - 1 ⇒ (16) + 6 - 1 = 21
-1 from mutagen


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Helix smiles at the beast's feeble attempt to bite him. Looking up he says

This is how you bite someone.

bite: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (14) + 14 = 28
damage: 1d2 ⇒ 2
claw: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (18) + 14 = 32
1 damage
claw: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (16) + 14 = 30
1 damage

Try to bite me again stupid lizard.


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Well he is 1 turn into locating the invisible guy just continue that.


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Hmmm, This may have been a bad idea. Uh, why did no one else attack the beast directly.

escape artist: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (11) + 6 = 17

Struggling under the massive beasts foot Helix tries to escape as best he can from under the crushing weight on top of him. Snapping at the vulnerable points between the toes trying to free himself.


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Fair enough about pyro. Uh is this a grapple attempt against me or an attack with the grab effect.


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First that sounds cool. Second how long did it take to make that. Its awesome and I want you to know I am going to steal it.


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Feral mutagen means I don't need two weapon fighting.

Whenever the alchemist imbibes a mutagen, he gains two claw attacks and a bite attack. These are primary attacks and are made using the alchemist’s full base attack bonus. The claw attacks deal 1d6 points of damage (1d4 if the alchemist is Small) and the bite attack deals 1d8 points of damage (1d6 if the alchemist is Small). While the mutagen is in effect, the alchemist gains a +2 competence bonus on Intimidate skill checks.


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