Epic Beard Man's page

I'm all for a hyperloop connection between the U.S. and Australia. With one end entrenched in Vegas and the other in Darwin, I figure the time is ripe for me to relaunch my candidacy for Mayor of Darwin. The capital city of the Northern Territory has 140 different reasons for tourists to visits, matey! Now put some shrimp on the barbie and cast your votes for me.

I'M GONNA WHUP DAT DINGO!

Umbral Reaver wrote:

I propose we give yellowdingo rulership over some old tin pot dictatorship somewhere and see how he runs it.

Finally, some truly hilarious reality TV!

I'm Sorry Lois, I don't fee like being President of the United States of America just now.

Nor the mayor of Darwin.

Because I'll get you with a landslide. And smash some beers in the process. BURP.

So would it be right to err on the side of caution and evacuate fifty million Japanese to Tasmania?

WRONG!

They should be sent ta Darwin an rubber stamped fer citizenship.

FOR MAH MAYORAL CAMPAIGN!

NOW SUSS YERSELVES.

DA PLATFORM FER MAY MAYORAL RUN O' DARWIN! TIME TO CRUSH SOME BEER!

BRAAAAAP.

I'M GUNNNA RUN FAR MAYER O'DARWIN! AND VALIDATE STRING THEORAH!

DEFYIN' EVILUSHION AND SPOILIN' MAH BUZZ! DAT BOYZ CRAZEE! INVALIDATIN' DARWIN AND SHEEHIT.

YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT. STRING THEORY IS INVALID.

Bacon improves String Theory.

BEER.

I prefer beer.

*burp*

10. Dwarven beards are not as epic as mine. I am a bad mofo.

Shaddup ya varmint. Looney like dat dingoe!

Git yer poletricks outta here before I butsa jaw, mass-holes! I am a bad mofo.

Yer pretty smart fer a blue feller.

What's cher take on daggum string theory?

I'm gonna throw my hat and a pack of Natty light into the ring for the mayorship of Darwin. Australia can't handle a mofo like me! I bring truth, justice, and a mean left hook.

*BURP*

Darwin needs some cleanin' and I am to clean it.

after I pound a case of beer *burp*

Whachoo yappin' about, doggie? Too much shrimp on the barbie.

Beer me. BRAP

Looks like I got my platform to run on for my bid for Mayor of Darwin.

GIT OUTTA MAH BEER YA BUG!

Future tyrannical mayor. *hic*

My sixer of Milwaukee's finest invalidates GUDT. *burp*

But he'll nevah have mah epic beard! *burp*

Me thinks the Hippie doth protest too much. Taser charging.

Don't make me git you, varmnit!

You know what I feel like doing today? Lets go mock an old guy. Hey, those kids beat us to it! Maul them, maul them all!

I'm a bad motherf#@ker!

Schneerson Lives!

MOTHAF@$$@#KERSS!

Epic Beard Man wrote:

I AM A BAD MOTHERF#@KER! I AM YOUR FUTURE MAYOR OF DARWIN AFTER I POUND DOWN A CASE OF NATTY LITE!

BRRRRUUURRRAAAAPPPP

you're not my former roommate

AT THE AMOUNT I DRINK, I HAVE THE BEST HOMELESS CARDBOARD TOWNHOUSE EVAH! BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP! NOW PULL UP YOUR %%#@%#$$ PANTS!

I AM A BAD MOTHERF#@KER! I AM YOUR FUTURE MAYOR OF DARWIN AFTER I POUND DOWN A CASE OF NATTY LITE!

BRRRRUUURRRAAAAPPPP

I thought I recognized you. But can you explain to me what you were really thinking when you wrote Finnegans Wake? After a case of Natty Lite and a Popov chaser, I still can't wrap my head around it. Nor stay awake.

Epic Beard Man wrote:

Isa punch me some muthafrackin' trolls! And straingle them wit mah beard!

Might I suggest anger management program?

:oP

Isa manage mah anger wit beer! *burrrp*

Isa punch me some muthafrackin' trolls! And straingle them wit mah beard!

It is just me or is YD off his meds more then norm?

I'd whoop that dem dere varmnit!

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

By that same measure, you have no business criticizing President Obama's critics. :)

The President is an employee of the US citizens. He works for us, whether an individual voted for him or not. Therefore, he should expect feedback, including criticism, from his employers.

The proper response would be "Rack off, knocker, isn't there a koala you should have a naughty with? Mind your own bizzo, mate."

Still working on my mayoral candidacy. I'm a gunna win landslide.

I think I should for mayer of Darwin 'gainst dere Dingho.

Epic Beard Man wrote:

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Wow. Even a guy with a 271 i.q. sucks for a chain letter. I don't have to feel bad now.

Maybe I should reconsider my mayoral candidacy for Darwin.

Mebee Run for Mayor of Lower USA instead?

Nawh! They're already evolved. I've been meaning to pillage your island and make it mine.

<pops open PBR>

*burp*

<tosses empty>

Wow. Even a guy with a 271 i.q. sucks for a chain letter. I don't have to feel bad now.

Maybe I should reconsider my mayoral candidacy for Darwin.

Graz'zt wants meh sum blackberd pie! And wash it down with ah PBR!

I am a m$%&%###%$*&.

*hic*

I'll punk out Kim with mah fists of drunkin flurries!

I wun when Iza clocked dat sumbeetch on the bus! I am a muthafokka!

Did you win yet?

I willz if somewun walks intah me fists! BRRAAAP!

bugleyman wrote:

BTW, and equaly beside the point: she really doesn't look that hot. I can throw a rock when school is in session near where I live (ASU) and have a good chance of hitting a better-looking woman.

Actually, this brings up a rather intriguing point.

Just how much of our value of attraction is affected by the person in question's agreement with us on various controversial issues? Can someone truly be regarded as attractive or not so (with all other values of criteria for one's preferences of appearance being considered equal) depending on where they stand on a particular question? How much does that sort of thing, especially in today's heavily-charged climate, affect our judgement of the physical appreciated attributes of another person?

Food for thought.

Boy, youse gots purty lips. Can youse squeel like ah pig fer me?

WHAT?!?! THAT SAUSAGE IS UNFIT FOR MAH PIZZA! THAT'S THE WURST BRAUT EVAH! WHERE'S MAH PBR!?! DAMN ABORIGINALS! GUNNA HAVE TAH GET MAH GUNS AND LIT UP TEH SCENERAY!

Thats whut she said! *burp*

Crimson Jester wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

Do you still need the graph?

:/ Yes :/

Fine. Here. That is about as simple as I can lay it out for you.

Gunna need mor beer tah deicpheraghal that. *GLUG*

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

How bout leperchauns.

Sorry Dude...but they have a minimum height limit for this ride. Can you fake 5'6 and bald? You might be able to pass yourself off as an Ex PM.

Hmmm...You might want to consider your policy Platform. As mayor of Darwin - Alcoholism has become a political football lately. :) I only wanted to ban the Sale of booze - not the homebrewing.

Whaaaa!?!! Beer is mah lifesbluud! I do not recognize this authoritah! Epic Beard Man does not abide.

Epic Beard Man wrote:

yellowdingo wrote:

Epic Beard Man wrote:

More beer.

Who the hell offered more beer? Dang it! I should have asked for sources.

Hop ta it, dingo! I'm intolerable witout beer!

You want a whiteout beer? Ewwwww.

Whazzit to you? Don't make me bring out meh guns, ya punk! Pull up yer pants!

Thats what I like...personal attacks on Sean Robert Meaney.

I have beard.
I ran for Mayor in Darwin Australia.
I have ethics.
I believe in Human Rights.

Is this an attack on me? Apparently It is meant to be.

I take it yer not familiar with meh? Right here. My memes are grandiose! Did you see how ah took down that punk on the bus? EPIC! Like mah beard!

Epic Beard Man wrote:

More beer.

Who the hell offered more beer? Dang it! I should have asked for sources.

Hop ta it, dingo! I'm intolerable witout beer!