Behold my insidious plan to turn the USA into a matriarchy


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Ralph Pootawn wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:


Oh heathy...

Don't even try it.

This thread was nigh unreadable until I got here.

Now even Barack Obama is spraying his keyboard with nose milk.

What ever do you mean?


it wouldnt be a stupid idea if the law enforcement would stop being guilty of descrimintation and arrest both the man and the woman for domestic disturbances........ and if there is kids involved take the children away from both of them .....

otherwise very stupid of an idea


yellowdingo wrote:
Ralph Pootawn wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:


Oh heathy...

Don't even try it.

This thread was nigh unreadable until I got here.

Now even Barack Obama is spraying his keyboard with nose milk.

What ever do you mean?

I put threads on the map, playa.


before I got here.


I propose we give yellowdingo rulership over some old tin pot dictatorship somewhere and see how he runs it.

Finally, some truly hilarious reality TV!

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Umbral Reaver wrote:

I propose we give yellowdingo rulership over some old tin pot dictatorship somewhere and see how he runs it.

Finally, some truly hilarious reality TV!

I'm Sorry Lois, I don't fee like being President of the United States of America just now.


I think Albania should be a good one.

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Sissyl wrote:
I think Albania should be a good one.

Can I phone it in?

Done...Emailed the President of Albania and suggested:

Wind Farm:
One million Siemens 6 megawatt wind turbines x 25 million dollars = 25 trillion dollars over ten years. Energy production: 6000 kwh x 20 years (188,160 hours) = 1,128,960,000 x 1 million turbines = 1,128,960,000,000,000 x .20 dollars per kwh = 225,792,000,000,000 dollars.

So 200 trillion dollars income from 1 million 6 megawatt wind turbines over 20 years.

Job Done.


sounds like a no brainer to me


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YOU FOOL! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

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Nikola Tesla wrote:
YOU FOOL! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

Smirk if you will but if Albania do this they will be come an energy superpower with an annual income of 200 trillion dollars. That will kick the USA in the Gnochis!

The USA will be The Albanian Territories of America!


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yellowdingo: If Nikola Tesla himself tells you something regarding energy is a bad idea, it is. =)


And it would only take Albania's entire GDP for 17,422 years to pay for the set up cost!


Well, then, they can at least get started. =)


Oh, also Albania will need to increase in size by a factor of 9 to fit them all.


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I'm not really sure what's going on in this thread, but, I think it's great that world leaders are getting e-mails from Comrade Dingo and I applaud his dilligence and dedication.

[Hats off]

Silver Crusade

Not to mention, if energy becomes as abundant as it would with all those turbines, its value would plummet, compromising Albania's ability to pay back those loans and leading to financial ruin.

I know a dingo who needs to study some economics.


So Albania would not be able to pay its debts and experience financial ruin? You say that as if it would be a new situation...


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Ralph Pootawn wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:


Oh heathy...

Don't even try it.

This thread was nigh unreadable until I got here.

Now even Barack Obama is spraying his keyboard with nose milk.

That's it. I'm giving to two your own sitcom. You'll be roommates sharing an unbelievably spacious pad in Manhattan, have jobs that pay you a salary you could only find on tv, wacky neighbors,quirky girlfriends, the whole shebang.


yellowdingo wrote:
Umbral Reaver wrote:

I propose we give yellowdingo rulership over some old tin pot dictatorship somewhere and see how he runs it.

Finally, some truly hilarious reality TV!

I'm Sorry Lois, I don't fee like being President of the United States of America just now.

Nor the mayor of Darwin.

Because I'll get you with a landslide. And smash some beers in the process. BURP.


Sissyl wrote:
So Albania would not be able to pay its debts and experience financial ruin? You say that as if it would be a new situation...

But now they get to develop unfounded fears from living underneath the wind turbines.

Scarab Sages

Freehold DM wrote:
Ralph Pootawn wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:


Oh heathy...

Don't even try it.

This thread was nigh unreadable until I got here.

Now even Barack Obama is spraying his keyboard with nose milk.

That's it. I'm giving to two your own sitcom. You'll be roommates sharing an unbelievably spacious pad in Manhattan, have jobs that pay you a salary you could only find on tv, wacky neighbors,quirky girlfriends, the whole shebang.

Ooh! Ooh! Can I be the wacky neighbor?

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Irontruth wrote:
Oh, also Albania will need to increase in size by a factor of 9 to fit them all.

So Albania is smaller than 782 square miles (2 Wind turbines per acre)? wow...


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Ah, I see, you don't know anything about wind turbine spacing.

A tighter spacing you could get it down to 36,000 square miles for 1 million turbines, which is still over 3 times the size of Albania. Of course, this assumes that the entire area of Albania is perfectly suited for wind turbines. Any place of steep elevation changes reduce the effectiveness of the turbines.

Albania is perfectly flat, right?


Albania. A country so small it doesn't even show up on a map of Albania.


His mom still didn't sign the petition.


Freehold DM wrote:
Ralph Pootawn wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:


Oh heathy...

Don't even try it.

This thread was nigh unreadable until I got here.

Now even Barack Obama is spraying his keyboard with nose milk.

That's it. I'm giving to two your own sitcom. You'll be roommates sharing an unbelievably spacious pad in Manhattan, have jobs that pay you a salary you could only find on tv, wacky neighbors,quirky girlfriends, the whole shebang.

"Newman!!!"

Grand Lodge

yellowdingo wrote:

petition to recognize all women as US citizens

I saw we recognize all women as Icelandic citizens. They seem to have it a lot better there. Unfortunately, the US has too many of its own problem with fundamentalism and misogyny.

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Irontruth wrote:

Ah, I see, you don't know anything about wind turbine spacing.

A tighter spacing you could get it down to 36,000 square miles for 1 million turbines, which is still over 3 times the size of Albania. Of course, this assumes that the entire area of Albania is perfectly suited for wind turbines. Any place of steep elevation changes reduce the effectiveness of the turbines.

Albania is perfectly flat, right?

Wow that's lovely country. I thought it might be a potato field out the back of Russia...Still, there is nothing a bunch of bulldozers cant do.

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Still cant get a vote for this.


Because your suggestion would require the investment of the entire world's GDP for 4 years.

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Irontruth wrote:
Because your suggestion would require the investment of the entire world's GDP for 4 years.

No, they simply need to borrow money that doesn't exist and then pay it off...


Use this post as an IOU from me and get building. I'll pay you back once I have my energy sales profits.

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Irontruth wrote:
Use this post as an IOU from me and get building. I'll pay you back once I have my energy sales profits.

Apparently this is perfectly acceptable Fiat Money...


Are my turbines ready yet?

Waiting for my wind turbines, the musical interlude.

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Irontruth wrote:

Are my turbines ready yet?

Waiting for my wind turbines, the musical interlude.

Just sign here


You know that isn't actually a petition to get the turbines. That's just a petition to ask the white house to talk about them, it isn't binding in any way, shape or form.

You keep talking about how easy it would be to do, so I just figured you and I would do it. I wrote the IOU, now you can do it.


yellowdingo wrote:

petition to recognize all women as US citizens

woah. he got 2 votes.


That means... He is going to get a majority in the US in... Hmmm, let's say a week per vote, so 150 million weeks, roughly 3 million years.

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Sissyl wrote:
That means... He is going to get a majority in the US in... Hmmm, let's say a week per vote, so 150 million weeks, roughly 3 million years.

He lied...still one vote.

If you want you can consider it this way: By giving US citizenship to all women - The war on Terrorism can be won.

The worst kind of horror to tell your children before you go to bed:
All those little baby Terrorists of the future with sisters and daughters and mothers and promised wives will find themselves abandoned to die in the desert at the age of one while their mistreated second class females flee to take up US citizenship. Those that don't will become slaves - property of their failing states that consider them second class citizens. Nations without women will become like the shale oil towns of north Dakota - Places where Animal males abduct and enslave and use women against their will. Result of giving All women freedom from their third world life: Complete cultural failure of their third world Civilizations and Laws.

The Women who choose citizenship get homes, freedom from men, and a future.

Win-Win.


Okay... So three million years was apparently a hopeful estimate.

The US has been able to win the War on Terror from the start. All that is needed is to press the red button and extinguish the human race.

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Sissyl wrote:
Okay... So three million years was apparently a hopeful estimate.

Yeah...kicks anthill and lies down on it for fun.


It's not really a lie; kinda like that drop bear thing. I mean, everybody knew it was a lie....


yellowdingo wrote:
If you want you can consider it this way: By giving US citizenship to all women - The war on Terrorism can be won.

That's an admirable goal, but how does this plan work logistically? Even if all those mistreated women are willing to start totally new lives in an alien country, how will we communicate with them? Who will pay for all of that airfare? Will all those abusive men even let them leave?

I think a history teacher told me that this strategy kind of worked for Abraham Lincoln and his Emancipation Proclamation, but that's because there were no oceans or deserts between the slaves and the Union states. They also already knew the language; the only major obstacle was of course the slave owners. And that was a big enough obstacle!

Orthos wrote:


I fail to see how a world government, which takes that very dissonance and cranks it up to the maximum, would ever be a good thing.

Humanity began as a few nomadic tribes with elders, then became city-states with kings, then empires with emperors, then nations with fabulously wealthy kings, then superpowers with presidents and prime ministers.

Whether or not it's a good thing, I think we're ultimately headed toward one world government.


yellowdingo wrote:

petition to recognize all women as US citizens

I'm honestly curious as to how this would work...

Would it be an empty symbol, much like an honorary degree? "Oh, yes, women of the world, you are all now American citizens which really nets you no additional liberties where ever you live and our borders certainly aren't truly open since we frankly lack the infrastructure to support that many new residents."

Would it be us creating a sort of ethical colonialism? "Nations of the world! We lay claim to all your women, whether they want us to or not. If you do not respect this then we shall fight you over it! Never you mind the fact that we lack the manpower to enforce our will upon all of you!"

Or would we actually attempt to encourage all the disenfranchised and discriminated women of the world to move to the United States?

Unless there are other options I am not seeing, I can only see this as missing the mark.

First of all there is an innate sexism to it (yes sexism goes in both directions) because it implies that there are men out in the world who are not suffering as well or that their suffering does not matter even though they are human beings. It is also dips into the territory of discriminating toward non-binary gendered individuals and other tricky subjects.

It is easy to say, in an over-arching way, that if one group or another had more power, or was better represented, or did a certain thing, that life would be better. These statements are always gross over-simplifications of multi-facetted issues.

As HL Mencken once said: "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."


Ptolmaeus Arvenus wrote:
Unless there are other options I am not seeing, I can only see this as missing the mark.

Yellowdingo and his rocker are separated by approximately one postal code.


Ptolmaeus Arvenus wrote:


As HL Mencken once said: "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."

No way; we can feed, clothe, and like shelter 3 billion more people.

We just need to build Yellowdingo's refurbished semi trailer megacity on Antarctica, and one hundred million big ass windmills.

Now I'm gonna go sign that petition.

Who's with me!!!!!!

THIS!!! IS!!!! SPAAAAAAARTAAAAAA!!!

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Ralph Pootawn wrote:
It's not really a lie; kinda like that drop bear thing. I mean, everybody knew it was a lie....

Drop Bear Falling from tree on video

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Ptolmaeus Arvenus wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:

petition to recognize all women as US citizens

I'm honestly curious as to how this would work...

Would it be an empty symbol, much like an honorary degree? "Oh, yes, women of the world, you are all now American citizens which really nets you no additional liberties where ever you live and our borders certainly aren't truly open since we frankly lack the infrastructure to support that many new residents."

Would it be us creating a sort of ethical colonialism? "Nations of the world! We lay claim to all your women, whether they want us to or not. If you do not respect this then we shall fight you over it! Never you mind the fact that we lack the manpower to enforce our will upon all of you!"

Or would we actually attempt to encourage all the disenfranchised and discriminated women of the world to move to the United States?

Unless there are other options I am not seeing, I can only see this as missing the mark.

First of all there is an innate sexism to it (yes sexism goes in both directions) because it implies that there are men out in the world who are not suffering as well or that their suffering does not matter even though they are human beings. It is also dips into the territory of discriminating toward non-binary gendered individuals and other tricky subjects.

It is easy to say, in an over-arching way, that if one group or another had more power, or was better represented, or did a certain thing, that life would be better. These statements are always gross over-simplifications of multi-facetted issues.

As HL Mencken once said: "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."

Then once in a while comes an Idea so important to the future that you are unable to see it for the golden age it will endeavor.


yellowdingo wrote:
Then once in a while comes an Idea so important to the future that you are unable to see it for the golden age it will endeavor.

Ego check: not sure if Natural 20 or Natural 1.

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