Botfly Larvae Fanclub


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Who is a fan of botfly larvae?

The Exchange

Good when fired.


That's two fans!!!

Dark Archive

yea their cool


three!


that's pretty good so far.

Dark Archive

sure it is


Wow! You guys are so nice! It's great to be appreciated. Thank you so much!

How about a hug?


Four fans!!!


When I am visiting my relatives in the jungle, there is nothing better than getting around the savaged fly-blown carcass of some wildebeast and picking the fresh maggots from the corpse. MMMM wriggles so nice going down, and that fresh juicy taste!


Patrick Curtin wrote:
When I am visiting my relatives in the jungle, there is nothing better than getting around the savaged fly-blown carcass of some wildebeast and picking the fresh maggots from the corpse. MMMM wriggles so nice going down, and that fresh juicy taste!

Frankly, I'm not a fan of dead things. But, hey, that's just me. I mean, I can't spend all my time worrying about getting under peoples' skin, can I?

But I gotta say, this whole fan club thing is pretty neat.


Five whole fans!!!


A fan of getting them *in* me? Nooooooooooooooooooo thank you.

As for watching them getting pulled out of other people and animals, I'm fascinated.


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Hell, that's six.

I don't want Donny Osmond sticking his head into my deltoid and laying an egg either, but I can be in his fan club.


Tim Malmstrom wrote:

A fan of getting them *in* me? Nooooooooooooooooooo thank you.

As for watching them getting pulled out of other people and animals, I'm fascinated.

Ummm, yeah. About that...I'm not such a fan of the pulling and what-not. These little barb things can pinch when they get twisted the wrong way. Can't we just agree to live and let eat...ermmm, let live? Or both?


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Hell, that's six.

I don't want Donny Osmond sticking his head into my deltoid and laying an egg either, but I can be in his fan club.

Right on, Spanky! You're an awesome fan club president! Thanks!

But, technically, my mom did the egg-laying...after she went through "the change".


I feed them to my children.


That's at least 8 fans then. More, if you got more than one children.


Botfly Jr wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
When I am visiting my relatives in the jungle, there is nothing better than getting around the savaged fly-blown carcass of some wildebeast and picking the fresh maggots from the corpse. MMMM wriggles so nice going down, and that fresh juicy taste!

Frankly, I'm not a fan of dead things. But, hey, that's just me. I mean, I can't spend all my time worrying about getting under peoples' skin, can I?

But I gotta say, this whole fan club thing is pretty neat.

Oh you're one of those types of maggots then? My mom used to call you guys 'lunchables'. We'd pick them out of each other's skin for lunch at the learning tree.


That's 9, then, counting "mom."


Wow.

9 fans.

That's pretty good I reckon.


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Wow.

9 fans.

That's pretty good I reckon.

Bout the attendance of a regular-season Canucks game ...


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
That's at least 8 fans then. More, if you got more than one children.

Well. I gots to tie them down and uze a mouth opener thingie--so maybe they ain't fans such. But I iz, cuz botflies iz cheaper than Cocoa Puffs.


Patrick Curtin wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Wow.

9 fans.

That's pretty good I reckon.

Bout the attendance of a regular-season Canucks game ...

And also about the same number of people in Boston who're gonna be happy after the Stanley Cup finals.


Patrick Curtin wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Wow.

9 fans.

That's pretty good I reckon.

Bout the attendance of a regular-season Canucks game ...

*CHOMP*


Apex Predator wrote:
*CHOMP*

Whew! Glad I wasn't hiding in THAT limb!


Well that caused an unexpected botfly removel video marathon on youtube.
Thumbs up!


Whaddaya think? A fly. Am I becoming a hundred-and-eighty-five-pound fly? No, I'm becoming something that never existed before. I'm becoming... Brundlebotfly. Don't you think that's worth a Nobel Prize or two?


Brundlebotfly wrote:

Whaddaya think? A fly. Am I becoming a hundred-and-eighty-five-pound fly? No, I'm becoming something that never existed before. I'm becoming... Brundlebotfly. Don't you think that's worth a Nobel Prize or two?

Huh! I wondered what happened to Mom after she laid my egg. I guess she just flew into that small room with the naked guy and disappeared.


That's 10.


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
That's 10.

Googles 'Botfly'

........

Oh hey that looks kinda oh my GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT OH GOD THEY'RE PULLING LIVE MAGGOTS OUT OF THAT GUY! OH SATAN PUSHING JESUS ON A SWING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!


GIT OUTTA MAH BEER YA BUG!


Botfly's are one of my favorite creations.

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

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They are okay on toast.

The Exchange

Botflys there's nothin' else to eat
Botflys they really can't be beat
I like 'em frozen but you understand
I throw 'em in and wave 'em and I'm a brand new man oh yeah!

Botflys they're goin' to my head
Botflys my skin is turnin' red
Twenty year old larva in a thirty year old tin
I can't wait until tomorrow.... and thaw one out again oh yeah!

Botflys I'm feelin' kinda rough
Botflys this one's kinda tough
I like the Dermatobia hominis and the Screwworm too
I even like the larva if.... the sauce is not too blue.

And they're mine, all mine, oh yeah
And they sure are fine.
Gotta have 'em
Gimme somethin' now.

Scarab Sages

Is this where we sign up for the free flight to Bogota?


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
That's 10.

TEN, TEN BOTFLY FANS!!! AH-HA-HA-HA-HA!!! {thunder and lightning in the background}


Sebastian wrote:
They are okay on toast.

Try a gastric feeding tube. You'll never go back to toast.


Kruelaid wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
They are okay on toast.
Try a gastric feeding tube. You'll never go back to toast.

They're pretty good stuffed with mozzarella, tomato sauce, & pepperoni, and then baked... mmmm, botfly pizza rolls.


Damn. 15 fans.


Heathy, were you going somewhere with this?

Maybe to subscribe us to BotFly Bottoms Monthly?

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Gruuuu wrote:

Heathy, were you going somewhere with this?

Maybe to subscribe us to BotFly Bottoms Monthly?

Botfly's have more fans than someone who asks to have fans and to be treated as if he is Divine.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Gruuuu wrote:

Heathy, were you going somewhere with this?

Maybe to subscribe us to BotFly Bottoms Monthly?

Botfly's have more fans than someone who asks to have fans and to be treated as if he is Divine.

And are less annoying

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