Male Human Gunslinger 8
Dwayne Lee raises his left hand in a gesture of peace as he unholsters Daisy, Doc Holliday's Revolver, with his right hand.
As much as it pains me to part with this here gun.... Doc tells me you're to play a more active part in bringing things back to balance....and you'll be needed a worthy weapon....
He turns the handle of gun over to Blake.
Enjoy, bubbah.... That's a sweet little piece, right there....
Blake is bequeathed Doc Holliday's Revolver, Daisy:
+5 reliable distance seeking speed human bane holy revolver.
Male Human Gunslinger 8
Uh.... Howdy, partner!
The corporeal pudgy one, a balding, middle-aged redneck in cowboy hat and boots, checkered shirt and jeans, addresses Blake first....
You're the fella I'm lookin' for.... My name's Dwayne Lee Hooker.... I'm mayor n' sheriff of Tombstone.... This here's my deputy, the legendary Doc Holliday.... Don't be scared that he's a ghost.... He's one o' them friendly ghosts.... Like Casper.... You remember Casper? He he! That was a funny cartoon....
Male Human Gunslinger 8
Tonight?....
Dwayne looks down at Daisy, patting the revolver....
Yeah, I suppose there ain't no sense in delaying.... Might be they're only at the Canyon for tonight.... Could be off to some other country tomorrow morning, knowing that crazy-ass wizard, Merlin....
Male Human Gunslinger 8
Alright, Doc.... I'll saddle up one of the horses tomorrow morning--
Male Human Gunslinger 8
*Sigh*.... I suppose you're right, Doc....
Dwayne Lee looked down at the potent revolver-artifact in its leather holster at his right side.... It didn't seem to weigh anything....
But ain't he gonna be too short for it? Won't it be too much gun for a little feller like you said he was?.... What is he, a midget?
Male Human Gunslinger 8
Dwayne Lee dances with some of the women rescued from Lido Key....
Male Human Gunslinger 8
Right! And maybe some pigs will fly outta my ass and turn into pork chops and chicken wings....
Male Human Gunslinger 8
G+++$*mit! I knew we should've waited for him!
Male Human Gunslinger 8
Male Human Gunslinger 8
YEEEEE-HAAAAA!! TAKE THAT, M&+@$+$$*&!&!!!
Dwayne aims Daisy at the receding whirlwind, but holds his fire, not wanting to waste rounds that would likely miss at this distance (400 feet)....
Male Human Gunslinger 8
I can accommodate....
Dwayne Lee draws Daisy and lets loose a volly of magic rounds (treated as cold iron due to +5 enhancement) at -6 range penalty....
1d20 + 15 ⇒ (2) + 15 = 17 1d8 + 13 ⇒ (3) + 13 = 16
1d20 + 15 ⇒ (20) + 15 = 35 1d8 + 13 ⇒ (6) + 13 = 19 to confirm 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (9) + 15 = 24 crit damage 3d8 + 39 ⇒ (2, 4, 3) + 39 = 48
1d20 + 10 ⇒ (18) + 10 = 28 1d8 + 13 ⇒ (3) + 13 = 16
109 total piercing and bludgeoning to Ithaqua!
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Male Human Gunslinger 8
Let's see if a few .50-cal rounds discourage it any....
Dwayne Lee slides open the side door and rolls the .50 caliber machinegun mounted on a swiveling track out the door, turns the barrel back toward the pursuing Ithaqua-whirlwind, and presses down on the trigger, releasing a hail of bullets at the Great Old One....
RA-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT....
.50 caliber machinegun at Ithaqua-whirlwind with -6 range penalty 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (7) + 9 = 16 2d6 ⇒ (2, 1) = 3 fails to pierce DR....
Dammit.... I don't think I hit it.... If I did, it didn't slow it down any....
Male Human Gunslinger 8
G%$*+!mit, Hooty, let's not panic yet, bubba.... We got to wait for Nature Boy!
Dwayne Lee aims Daisy at the darkness to the northwest, eyes straining to pierce the gloom....
Male Human Gunslinger 8
What the f~+@ was that!?
Dwayne Lee draws Daisy, and peers into the gloom at the northwest edge of the campsite, the direction from which the unearthly howl came....
Male Human Gunslinger 8
Mighty friendly of ya, Vash.... I'll do a shot with ya....
Dwayne Lee bellies up to the bar and raises a shotglass of vodka....
To Kickin' ass.... And to Jeb....
He swallows the shot in one gulp....
Male Human Gunslinger 8
Dwayne Lee looks at the hulking archer that just entered the saloon....
You some kind of bounty hunter?
Male Human Gunslinger 8
Dwayne Lee unbuckles the ornate jeweled gun belt hung with Daisy's leather holster from around the rakshasa's waist and buckles around his own ample girth....
Male Human Gunslinger 8
Once the shock and awe of seeing Doc Holliday's Ghost, and hearing himself named heir of Doc's revolver, Daisy, wears off....
Wow, man.... Wow.... I.... I don't know what to say....
Dwayne Lee walks over to where the gun lies, bending down reverently to one knee with a grunt, and gently picking up Daisy, +5 reliable distance seeking human bane speed revolver, begins to weep....
Wow....*sniff*....just....wow....*sniff*....
Male Human Gunslinger 8
AR-15 at Coal from 15 ft range 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (6) + 15 = 21 1d10 + 9 ⇒ (5) + 9 = 14....
Second shot 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (18) + 10 = 28 1d10 + 9 ⇒ (5) + 9 = 14....
Both shots hit, dealing a total of 28 good-aligned piercing and bludgeoning damage!
Male Human Gunslinger 8
Using the batwing doors in the kitchen doorway as cover, Dwayne Lee fires on Withers from behind at 20 ft range....1d20 + 15 ⇒ (3) + 15 = 18 1d10 + 9 ⇒ (10) + 9 = 19.... 19 good-aligned piercing and bludgeoning to Withers! The rakshasa roars in pain....
Male Human Gunslinger 8
Dwayne Lee opens the back kitchen screen door, and passes through the abandoned kitchen, briefly grimacing in disgust at Kitty's head in one of the big pots on a shelf, raising the barrel of his AR-15 as he approaches the batwing doors leading into the casino room....
Male Human Gunslinger 8
Running around to the back of The Oriental Saloon, Derrik, invisible and brandishing his now-good-aligned AR-15, finds himself in an alley facing a screen door that leads into the kitchen of the saloon....
Male Human Gunslinger 8
Invisibly, Dwayne trots up onto the porch of The Oriental Saloon and peers through the window in the door, observing the proceedings taking place within....
Male Human Gunslinger 8
Initiative 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (17) + 6 = 23
Male Human Gunslinger 8
F@@! yeah!
Dwayne Lee raises his AR-15 in a salute to Derrik.
I'm with ya, King Arthur!
Dwayne winks at Derrik and grins.
Male Human Gunslinger 8
Male Human Gunslinger 8
No rest for the wicked, eh, Doc? Damn, sure could use another shot of that scotch about now....
Male Human Gunslinger 8
Sense Motive to determine if there's something "juicy" Merlin's not sharing about his encounter with Morgan Le Fey....1d20 + 1 ⇒ (19) + 1 = 20
Why, Merlin, you old devil.... You done got you some tail that quick? S&~+, boy, it ain't been a whole minute! You wizards and witches work fast! Heheh!
Male Human Gunslinger 8
What's the plan, y'all? We bailing 'n coming back tomorrow?
Dwayne Lee pops a fresh clip in his AR-15....
Male Human Gunslinger 8
Hearing Grimm's warning as the alchemist dashes past, Dwayne turns and runs after him, passing him by at the base of the stairs and starting up two steps at a stride....
Oh s*#!, Doc, what'd you do? You blowin' this place sky high or somethin'?
Male Human Gunslinger 8
AR-15 at 20 ft range 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (5) + 14 = 19 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (5) + 7 = 12 damage to the same Nazi Derrik just hacked with Excalibur! The man screams again, but still stands....
Male Human Gunslinger 8
After Koran:
AR-15 at newly arrived Nazi submariner 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (16) + 14 = 30 1d10 + 9 ⇒ (5) + 9 = 14 deals 14 damage!
Male Human Gunslinger 8
These Nazi bastards are tough, I'll give 'em that!
AR-15 with PBS 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (2) + 14 = 16 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (9) + 7 = 16 drops the crewmate who was just shocked by Mephos' scorpion and then burnt by Mephos' scorching ray....
Two crewmates still put up a desperate, losing fight....
Male Human Gunslinger 8
AR-15 from 20 ft away 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (6) + 14 = 20 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8 shoots one of the crewmates, dealing 8 damage....
Male Human Gunslinger 8
After Grimm, Krar, etc:
AR-15 from 20 ft 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (6) + 14 = 20 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (8) + 7 = 15
The crewmate slashed twice by Excalibur falls in a hail of bullets from DLH's rifle!
Male Human Gunslinger 8
After Koran:
DLH fires his AR-15 at the badly-wounded crewmate....
1d20 + 14 ⇒ (7) + 14 = 21 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (10) + 7 = 17
The crewmate is struck for 17 more damage!
Male Human Gunslinger 8
Initiative 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (13) + 6 = 19
Surprise round: Boo, a~+&+@#s! Dwayne Lee fires his AR-15 at one of the crewmates from 20 ft away (PBS)....1d20 + 14 ⇒ (16) + 14 = 30 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9 dealing 9 bludgeoning and piercing damage. The crewmate screams and grabs his bleeding shoulder....
Male Human Gunslinger 8
Initiative 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8
Male Human Gunslinger 8
Shut up, Jeb.... Yer gonna get me all misty, g%##+#mit!.... Let's go kill these vampire chumps, get Thor's Hammer for Koran, an' get our asses to Tombstone!
Male Human Gunslinger 8
What d'ya say, Koran? I bet your ready to smash some skulls.... And Doc, you ain't got to throw any firebombs around in a while.... Though maybe that ain't such a good idea in a submarine, come to think about it.... Mephos? Rad? What d'ya think?
Male Human Gunslinger 8
Hell yeah, Krar's right! Let's get 'em now, while they're in their damned PJs!
Male Human Gunslinger 8
That was pretty f#$#in' epic, guys! Wow! I never thought I'd have an adventure like that in a million years, man!
Male Human Gunslinger 8
Dwaynegator hears the strange purring of the ancient water orm, and sees Koran chewing on its neck....
I'll be damned! I think that b$~!@ is in love with Koran! He must 'a bit her where she likes it! Haha!
He holds his actions....
Male Human Gunslinger 8
After Derrik:
This is f%%%in' dope, I'm a Dwaynegator! I can't wait to chomp on.... Whoah! Wazzat!? Whelp, here's your chance, Dwaynegator! Go chomp you some Nessie-burgers! Heheheh!
Dwaynegator whips around and darts toward Nessie, jaws opening for a bite....1d20 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3....
Unaccustomed to his new shape, Dwaynegator chomps down only on water, swallowing a bellyful of lakewater....
Male Human Gunslinger 8
Initiative 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (12) + 6 = 18
Male Human Gunslinger 8
Dwayne Lee picks up a potion of beast shape I, turns it in his hand, and squints suspiciously at it for a moment.
Well.... I sure as hell ain't takin' my AR underwater.... And I always thought it'd be cool to be a gator....
He pops the cork and shrugs. Here goes....
Drinking the potion, Dwayne Lee suddenly drops to his hands and knees, gasping and coughing, and transforms into a man-sized alligator! Hissing with delight, the Dwayne-Lee-gator crawls overboard with a great splash....
Male Human Gunslinger 8
Dwayne Lee, having readied a shot for when the pudding was knocked free of Koran, sees his shot and takes it....1d20 + 16 ⇒ (13) + 16 = 29 1d10 + 9 ⇒ (9) + 9 = 18....blasting the pudding lifeless!
Male Human Gunslinger 8
After Grimm, Mephos, and Derrik:
Dwayne Lee targets the pudding Radsworth shocked last round, firing from 20 ft away with Precise Shot and Point Blank Shot, and inspirational music, ranged touch 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (9) + 16 = 25 1d10 + 9 ⇒ (9) + 9 = 18, dealing 18 bludgeoning and piercing damage!
Male Human Gunslinger 8
After Derrik:
Good lord! Looks like someone needs to call the damned plumber....
AR-15 from 20 ft away 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (6) + 14 = 20 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9 (bludgeoning and piercing, so won't split BP and bypasses DR)
The bullet punches into the quivering mass of black goo!
Male Human Gunslinger 8
Initiative 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 9
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