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42 posts. Alias of Kalindlara (Contributor).


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Better look out, gremlin. It'll go very hard with you if she finds out about this...


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We should all be so lucky. =^.^=


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=^_^=


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Rysky wrote:
Wait, was it one of my posts? Someone's getting a spankin!

It's me, right? =^_^=

wiggles backside meaningfully


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I'm not sure if you can call it a "corruption". More like a blessing. After all, that's how I got these. =^_^=

(Or maybe it was the milk...)


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Hey, I'm more than well-baited. (The rest is all true.)

Pretty sure I'm not for sale, though. Check my collar! =^_^=


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wrinkles nose

I don't like coffee...

sniffs

Are those eclairs creme-filled? That sounds... exciting. =^_^=


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meows hopefully


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Rysky wrote:
Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
Every time I feel confident in my inherent kinkiness, something gets invented that reminds me just how unexcitingly vanilla I really am.

Wut.

No Thankies, if I want to lick my Kitty, I'll use my own tongue thank you very much.

!

=^_^=


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Rysky wrote:
Devoted Pet Kitty wrote:
Rysky wrote:
What about little red dots?
readies pounce using obscure feat
Ooo, or you could be an Avenger specialized Vigilante Kitty!

bats at keyboard, coincidentally typing out new archetype


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Rysky wrote:
What about little red dots?

readies pounce using obscure feat


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I don't like sunshine... =-_-=


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Advice Forum Paladin #626 wrote:
Kalindlara wrote:
... Corruption of Champions ....

*begins to have PTSD flashbacks and curls up in a corner*

Not the plants again, not the plants again, not the plants again....

rifles paladin's pouches looking for milk bottles

Soon... =^_^=


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rivalry escalates


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John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Needs to be a Succubusloved feat >_<
I would have that feat....so bad.

rubs with restoration salve


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still wrapped in spider silk under the tree


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tangled up in spider silk


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cuddles


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Rysky wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:
Rysky wrote:


Do they each come with their own personalized cleavers?
Of course!

Yay!

Now to find a choir conductor.

My résumé.

=^_^=


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Rysky wrote:


... I don't think Kitty will want to chase those, hmm...

I like tail-chasing better anyway.

=^_^=


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I want to become a succubus...

kitty-pout


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Rysky wrote:
Limeylongears wrote:
Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Wylliam Harrison wrote:
Rysky, what is your favorite item/object/weapon of Reward?

Fixed that for you.

Right now, a huge f%&+ing [CENSORED], and by huge f~&%ing [CENSORED], I mean a huge f~!#ing strapon.

It's okay for me to say that right? :3

Tell me, does that require Simple, Martial or Exotic proficiency?

And they left that out of Ultimate Equipment, didn't they? #PAIZOFAIL

It goes down from needing two to one to free handed depending on what proficiency you have.

#gamedesign

=^_^=


Is it time? I... I think I'm ready...


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GreenDragon1133 wrote:
Question: is it true that if a Succubus drains you completely, you will rise again as a Succubus?

ears perk up excitedly


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is ominously unseen


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Rysky wrote:


*looks up symbol of bebauchery*

HOLY CRAP that's an actual spell?! How did I not know about this?!

...

Good Kitty, you get a very good treat later... just as soon the office is disinfected.

Can I have a [EXTREMELY CENSORED] again?

It was such fun the last time... although somewhere different, please, Mistress. A kitty isn't a kitty without her tongue...


Rysky wrote:
Devoted Pet Kitty wrote:
The Fiend Fantastic wrote:

Hmm...pugwampi witches with a dip in dual cursed oracle.

In a magic minefield maybe....

That'd be so annoyingly evil :)

Needs moar symbols of debauchery...

=^_^=

That's what unnatural lust is for.

But... the symbol does the work for you...

Leaving you to enjoy the effects!

=^_^=


The Fiend Fantastic wrote:

Hmm...pugwampi witches with a dip in dual cursed oracle.

In a magic minefield maybe....

That'd be so annoyingly evil :)

Needs moar symbols of debauchery...

=^_^=


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Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Oh...punishment.

*sighs*

Fine, step into my office.

*turns to Beloved Pet Kitty*

No calls.

Yes, mistress!

pounces on phone, batting it around


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John Kretzer wrote:

So having a tail must be great...

What do you think about having a tail (as a succubus I assume you have one)?

What do you do with your tail?

smiles knowingly


The cat face is =^_^=


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Is fierce


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ears perk up


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Alright... (using this thread's alias, just in case)

Spoiler:
For the past few days, I've been really upset about this, but I have nowhere to talk about it.

There's a somewhat infamous poster in the Bestiary threads who apparently has some sort of issue with me. An ugly, misogynistic grudge, or so it seems.

Recently, he posted this - referring to me. It immediately stung me, and it's been digging its way deeper ever since.

It's not the first time, either. Read on from this post. It amazed me how quickly he was able to eat away my happiness at one of the few legitimate compliments I'd ever received.

There's also a now-deleted post (mods never saw it) where he accused me - specifically - of favoriting posts that were negatively reflecting on him... something like "For such a supposedly nice person, you like favoriting posts that hate me" or something. (Should have screencapped it.)

I flagged the first two, and even emailed Chris about it. Nothing. Liz Courts even went into the thread to clean up, and left the most recent one standing. So, apparently this sort of thing is A-OK on the forums.

I can't complain about this on Facebook - two of my six friends are Paizo employees, and it feels unethical to complain within earshot of them. I feel like I'd be taking advantage of our friendship. And, nobody anywhere else cares.

Ever since then, I've dreaded posting on these forums. Just seeing him post makes me feel sick. But, everybody else seems to be OK with it - including the moderators. Which makes me feel even more alone... it's like I'm some sort of freak for being upset by this.

The Paizo staff don't normally come into your domain here, so I figure I can post this without feeling like I'm begging for their attention or making a scene. I did that in my earliest days here, and I'm still ashamed of it.

It's a relief to finally get this out. Thank you for listening.


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Rysky wrote:
Kalindlara wrote:
The Fiend Fantastic wrote:

That was of course a retorical question.... :)

Your favorite character?

Lillian and Jo are mine.

Because...how many merry barkeeps do you know that are that tolerant and carry battle axes?

Lillian is definitely my favorite. I'm interested in seeing where the current arc takes Evelyne.

We do need more Jo tho.

** spoiler omitted **

*grins evilly while petting favored kitty*

purrs


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Rysky wrote:
Devoted Pet Kitty wrote:
:O

I have two hands! (as well as other appendages)

*scritches Kitty behind ears*

purrs


:O


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Rysky wrote:
Devoted Pet Kitty wrote:
waits anxiously
*continues delivering tummy wubs*

curls back up in lap


waits anxiously


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Rysky wrote:
Crazy Harry III wrote:
Rysky-lady still treat Gunter better than Ice King does.
I am nothing if not affectionate towards my pets and furniture.

It's true!

=^_^=

purrs


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Rysky wrote:
Devoted Pet Kitty wrote:
Rysky wrote:

*sigh*

Your more demanding than a cat I swear. Be glad you're cute as one too.

*snaps fingers*

checks self over

Thank you... ?

finds tail

Ooh!

purrs

Thank you! =^_^=

curls up, batting at succubus tails

... I do believe you have successfully dislodged MP as my favorite pet.

*gives side-tummy wubs*

Yay! =^_^=

curls up happily in lap


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Rysky wrote:
Kalindlara wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Kalindlara wrote:
I'm not allowed to beat the guests anymore anyway. Not since the Incident.
WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THE INCIDENT!

writes on pad

{Sorry, mistress, sorry.}

...

writes again

{Please turn it back... for now.}

*sigh*

Your more demanding than a cat I swear. Be glad you're cute as one too.

*snaps fingers*

checks self over

Thank you... ?

finds tail

Ooh!

purrs

Thank you! =^_^=

curls up, batting at succubus tails

Race

Orc/Rngr HP:24/24, - AC: 17/T:13/FF:14 - Percep: +6(Dark Vision/Scent) F: +5/R: +6/W: +1 - CMB: +7 - CMD: 20, Speed: 30ft, Init: +5 /FE-Human

Strength 20
Dexterity 16
Constitution 14
Intelligence 8
Wisdom 13
Charisma 6

About Elghund

Male Orc 2 Ranger NE
Init +5; Darkvision 60 ft; Perception +6

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DEFENSE
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AC 17, touch 13, flat-footed 14. (Dex 2, Armour 4)
M/Wk Chain Shirt
hp 24 (2d10+4con+2fc)
CMD 19
F 5/R 8/W 1

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OFFENSE
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Spd 30'
CMB 7
Melee - Falchion: 7 (2d4+7/18-20x2)
Ranged – Sling: 5 (1d4+5/20x2)

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STATISTICS
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SKILLS:

Mod/Ability/ranks/misc
Acrobatics: 2/3/0/-1
Appraise: -1/-1/0/0
Bluff: -3/-2-1/0/0
Climb: 8/5/1/2
Diplomacy: -1/1-2/0/0
Disguise: -2/0/0/0
Escape artist: 2/3/0/-1
Handle Animal: 2/-2/1/3
Heal: 5/1/1/3
Intimidate: 3/5-2/0/0
Knowledge (Nature): 3/-1/1/3
Perception: 6/1/2/3
Stealth: 7/3/2/2
Sense Motive: 1/1/0/0
Survival: 6/1/2/3
Tracking: 7/1/1/5
Swim: 4/5/0/-1

Languages Orc, Skald.

SPELLS:

Nil

RACIAL:

• DARKVISION 60 FT: Orcs can see in the dark up to 60 ft.

• ORC FEROCITY: An orc remains conscious and can continue fighting even if its hit point total is below 0. It is still staggered and loses 1 hit point each round. A creature with ferocity still dies when its hit point total reaches a negative amount equal to its Constitution score.

• LIGHT SENSITIVITY: Orcs are dazzled in areas of bright sunlight or within the radius of a daylight spell.

• WEAPON FAMILIARITY: Orcs are proficient with greataxes and falchions and treat any weapon with the word “orc” in its name as a martial weapon.

• Automatic Languages: Common, Orc

• Bonus Languages: Dwarven, Giant, Gnoll, Goblin, Undercommon

TRAITS:

Frostborn: Long nights in the frigid winters of the north have inured you to cold. You gain a +4 trait bonus on any savings throws made to resist the effects of cold environments, as well as a +1 trait
bonus on all saving throws against cold effects. (PFCo: DoG 11)

Reactionary: +2 Trait bonus on Initiative checks

FEATS:

- Keen Scent: Scent Special Ability (PFCR 564): Detect the presence (but not specific location) of a creature within 30 ft (12 downwind, 3 upwind, x3 for really strong scents). (PFAPG 164)

- Shield of Swings: When you take a full-attack action while wielding a
two-handed weapon, you can choose to reduce the damage by 1/2 to gain a +4 shield bonus to AC and CMD until the beginning of your next turn. The reduction in damage applies until the beginning of your next turn. (PFAPG 169)

- Armor Proficiency, Light: No penalties on attack rolls while wearing light armor

- Armor Proficiency, Medium: No penalties on attack rolls while wearing medium armor

- Shield Proficiency: No penalties on attack rolls when using a shield

CLASS:

RANGER

- Favored Enemy (Ex): Gain bonus on Bluff/Knowledge/Perception/Sense Motive/Survival checks, weapon attacks and dmg rolls; may make Knowledge skill checks untrained when attempting to identify these creatures; +2 vs. Humans.

- Track (Ex): Gain +1 on Survival checks to follow/identify tracks

- Wild Empathy (Ex): Spend 1 min and roll 1d20 to improve attitude animal w/in 30' as if using Diplomacy; influence magical beast w/ Int of 1 or 2 at –4 penalty

- RANGER COMBAT STYLE: As a Ranger you have selected Two-Handed Weapon combat style. You've gained the following bonus feats related to that style: Shield of Swings. (PFCR 65).

GEAR:

11.9gp
316.29 g
Falchion (75)
Sap (1)
Sling (10 bullets)(.1)
Light Mace - Silver (25)
Dagger - Cold Iron (4)

Studded Leather Armour (Mwk)
Studded Leather Armour (25)
Cold Weather Gear (8)

Ice Cleats (5)
Snowshoes (5)

Grappling hook
Sunrod (2)
Caltrops x4 (2)

Kit, Ranger's
Price 9 gp; Weight 28 lbs.
This includes a backpack, a bedroll, a belt pouch, a flint and steel, iron pot, mess kit, rope, torches (10), trail rations (5 days), and a waterskin.

Well-worn Polishing Rag: this square of what was once decent cloth has long lost any softness and grown threadbare... yet it is still yours and forms part of your ritual.

If you use it to maintain your gear, treat your weapons as though sharpened by a whetstone, and treat your armor as masterwork for 24 hours.

Kalsgard Rock: a soft and crumbly sweet that comes in paper wrapped sticks and is flavored with strong peppermint. With a strength of flavor that belies it's delicate form, the rock helps keep one focused during monotonous tasks.

Four doses left, gives +2 on either Perception for a full night's watch; or on Survival when attempting to track.