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”Mogmurch” Male NE goblin expert 1 | HP 7/7 (2 nonlethal) | AC 14 T 13 FF 12 | CMB -3, CMD 9 | F +1, R +2, W +1 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +3 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Mogmurch retrieves and hurls more fire before stepping closer in hopes of finding an escape route.

Fire!: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 4 = 15
Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 2


”Mogmurch” Male NE goblin expert 1 | HP 7/7 (2 nonlethal) | AC 14 T 13 FF 12 | CMB -3, CMD 9 | F +1, R +2, W +1 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +3 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Mogmurch won't be beaten to the punch again! Besides, the longshanks is weird and his fire isn't up to snuff. He tiptoes into the barn, then hurls his own fire at the man with a squeal of delight.

Stealth: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (3) + 14 = 17

Fire Paste vs. FF Touch: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5
Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 5

...Well, he didn't miss the barn, at least, by virtue of being inside.

Miss: 1d8 ⇒ 5

Marked what I think is where it hit with the X.


”Mogmurch” Male NE goblin expert 1 | HP 7/7 (2 nonlethal) | AC 14 T 13 FF 12 | CMB -3, CMD 9 | F +1, R +2, W +1 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +3 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

"Heehee! Dumb shack's already burning, it knows Mogmurch close," Mogmurch giggles. He peeks inside to check for something really flammable like hay bales. Otherwise, he smashes some fire paste against the barn wall.


”Mogmurch” Male NE goblin expert 1 | HP 7/7 (2 nonlethal) | AC 14 T 13 FF 12 | CMB -3, CMD 9 | F +1, R +2, W +1 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +3 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Mogmurch can't beat Chuffy to the cake, but has plenty of consolation. The buildings look pretty flammable even without also the colorful trash thrown on top. He sneak towards the outside of the barn.


”Mogmurch” Male NE goblin expert 1 | HP 7/7 (2 nonlethal) | AC 14 T 13 FF 12 | CMB -3, CMD 9 | F +1, R +2, W +1 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +3 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Mogmurch doesn't need the excuse. He immediately runs off in search of a better club to bounce his bombs with. "Hey Cackle! Blew up Kettlehead earlier, right after Mogmurch got his prize toad. Rempty's gone too." He makes sure to hound his unwitting master with only the truth about today's escapade.

Bluff: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2


”Mogmurch” Male NE goblin expert 1 | HP 7/7 (2 nonlethal) | AC 14 T 13 FF 12 | CMB -3, CMD 9 | F +1, R +2, W +1 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +3 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Perception: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 3 = 16

Mogmurch snatches up the fire-related material. The torches are hidden away, the keg and alchemy lab cause him to topple over. "Faster we get these words taken care of, we can get to party and firemaking."


”Mogmurch” Male NE goblin expert 1 | HP 7/7 (2 nonlethal) | AC 14 T 13 FF 12 | CMB -3, CMD 9 | F +1, R +2, W +1 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +3 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

"Vengeance!"

Club: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 = 9
Damage: 1d4 - 2 ⇒ (3) - 2 = 1


”Mogmurch” Male NE goblin expert 1 | HP 7/7 (2 nonlethal) | AC 14 T 13 FF 12 | CMB -3, CMD 9 | F +1, R +2, W +1 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +3 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Mogmurch exacts his glorious revenge upon the donkey!

Club: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5


”Mogmurch” Male NE goblin expert 1 | HP 7/7 (2 nonlethal) | AC 14 T 13 FF 12 | CMB -3, CMD 9 | F +1, R +2, W +1 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +3 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Mogmurch readies his whacky-stick and tries to surround the donkey with his imposing 2' 6" physique.

Donkey can take an AoO if it cares.


”Mogmurch” Male NE goblin expert 1 | HP 7/7 (2 nonlethal) | AC 14 T 13 FF 12 | CMB -3, CMD 9 | F +1, R +2, W +1 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +3 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

"Elfy toes gross. Mash to pulp with rocks!"

Elf-Bane Rock: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 3 = 21
Damage: 1d3 - 2 ⇒ (2) - 2 = 0


”Mogmurch” Male NE goblin expert 1 | HP 7/7 (2 nonlethal) | AC 14 T 13 FF 12 | CMB -3, CMD 9 | F +1, R +2, W +1 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +3 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Mogmurch uncomfortably advances upon being called out. His eyes (complete with new glasses) are on the ground, the only place he can't see any horses or weird words. "Dumb horse would move faster if on fire. Maybe we can pay less for tossing in good idea?"

Diplomacy: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (6) - 1 = 5


”Mogmurch” Male NE goblin expert 1 | HP 7/7 (2 nonlethal) | AC 14 T 13 FF 12 | CMB -3, CMD 9 | F +1, R +2, W +1 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +3 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Mogmurch was caught up in adjusting his goblin song, only now brought back to reality. "Hey! Who started fire without Mogmurch. Me didn't start the fire!" He notes the newly-added burning corpses. "Oh! Kitties. Woulda gotten to that eventually."


”Mogmurch” Male NE goblin expert 1 | HP 7/7 (2 nonlethal) | AC 14 T 13 FF 12 | CMB -3, CMD 9 | F +1, R +2, W +1 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +3 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Mogmurch crashes in, furious at being late. So much so, in fact, that he forgets most of his song! After a minute of improvising, he launches into a new one.

"Mogmurch is a real strong guy,
His cool bombs send whelps sky high.
Don't you mock his butterfly,
Or it's time for you to cry.
...Then, oh well, you're gonna die? No, not as good."


”Mogmurch” Male NE goblin expert 1 | HP 7/7 (2 nonlethal) | AC 14 T 13 FF 12 | CMB -3, CMD 9 | F +1, R +2, W +1 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +3 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

"Mogmurch master of poison when related to fire. Best to not drink, dummy. Coat sticks with it!" Mogmurch stays well away from the nasty poison, instead going to kick Kettlehead. He tries and likely fails to knock off the goblin's prized headgear.

Strength: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (7) - 2 = 5


”Mogmurch” Male NE goblin expert 1 | HP 7/7 (2 nonlethal) | AC 14 T 13 FF 12 | CMB -3, CMD 9 | F +1, R +2, W +1 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +3 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Unable to fling rocks at Culgick, Mogmurch continues to settle for his longtime foe. "Can't shoot Mogmurch, 'cept if your bow's on fire," he lamely calls over the brawl.

Rock: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6
Damage: 1d3 - 2 ⇒ (2) - 2 = 0


”Mogmurch” Male NE goblin expert 1 | HP 7/7 (2 nonlethal) | AC 14 T 13 FF 12 | CMB -3, CMD 9 | F +1, R +2, W +1 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +3 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Mogmurch continues his bombardment. "Get her, rocks!"

Rock: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 3 = 16
Damage: 1d3 - 2 ⇒ (3) - 2 = 1


”Mogmurch” Male NE goblin expert 1 | HP 7/7 (2 nonlethal) | AC 14 T 13 FF 12 | CMB -3, CMD 9 | F +1, R +2, W +1 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +3 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

"Aaaa! No, too close! Plan failed!" Mogmurch steps away from his tormentor, using his fellow whelps as cover. He then hucks a rock at her.

Rock vs. Rempty: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8
Damage: 1d3 - 2 ⇒ (2) - 2 = 0


”Mogmurch” Male NE goblin expert 1 | HP 7/7 (2 nonlethal) | AC 14 T 13 FF 12 | CMB -3, CMD 9 | F +1, R +2, W +1 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +3 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Now that Rempty is within mole range, Mogmurch lets loose against his favored enemy.

Alchemist's Fire vs. Rempty: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11
Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 6


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”Mogmurch” Male NE goblin expert 1 | HP 7/7 (2 nonlethal) | AC 14 T 13 FF 12 | CMB -3, CMD 9 | F +1, R +2, W +1 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +3 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Rempty is also Mogmurch's mate in the future. That has never stopped me from attacking when I've played this.


”Mogmurch” Male NE goblin expert 1 | HP 7/7 (2 nonlethal) | AC 14 T 13 FF 12 | CMB -3, CMD 9 | F +1, R +2, W +1 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +3 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Ah, looks like I'm out of range. Will move and draw instead.


”Mogmurch” Male NE goblin expert 1 | HP 7/7 (2 nonlethal) | AC 14 T 13 FF 12 | CMB -3, CMD 9 | F +1, R +2, W +1 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +3 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

I'll pass on licking for now. Is there a map?

Mogmurch produces his new mole-bomb. "No, you say you be stupid! Or Mogmurch do it himself!" He hurls the whole setup at his hated foe.

Alchemist's Mole vs. Rempty: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11
Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 3


”Mogmurch” Male NE goblin expert 1 | HP 7/7 (2 nonlethal) | AC 14 T 13 FF 12 | CMB -3, CMD 9 | F +1, R +2, W +1 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +3 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Mogmurch successfully captures a toad after nearly ten minutes! Only the sheer necessity of the task kept him on it for so long. ”We’re in this together, Polliwogmurch!” He affixes his new friend to his forehead and goes to join Chuffy.

He is immediately distracted again, grabbing the remaining mole and shoving fire paste down its gullet as best he can. ”This my new masterpiece. They won’t ever see it coming!”


”Mogmurch” Male NE goblin expert 1 | HP 7/7 (2 nonlethal) | AC 14 T 13 FF 12 | CMB -3, CMD 9 | F +1, R +2, W +1 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +3 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Mogmurch attempts his finest toad mating call. "Caw, caw!" But when he lunges for the next thing to surface, it's a stupid fish! He can't even catch it anyway.

Nature: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10

CMB: 1d20 - 3 ⇒ (11) - 3 = 8

The goblin decides to take a quieter approach. He circles to bog's other side, where he lies in wait until losing patience.

Stealth: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (4) + 14 = 18

CMB: 1d20 - 3 + 2 ⇒ (7) - 3 + 2 = 6

At least he saw a toad this time! He tries the successful tactic again, though he can't help but halve his hiding time to ten seconds.

Stealth: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (7) + 14 = 21

CMB: 1d20 - 3 + 2 ⇒ (14) - 3 + 2 = 13

"Aaaargh!"

Stealth: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (4) + 14 = 18

CMB: 1d20 - 3 + 2 ⇒ (16) - 3 + 2 = 15


”Mogmurch” Male NE goblin expert 1 | HP 7/7 (2 nonlethal) | AC 14 T 13 FF 12 | CMB -3, CMD 9 | F +1, R +2, W +1 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +3 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Perception: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (11) + 3 = 14

Mogmurch drifts off thinking about how he might make a better fire using toads. "Real oily, toads..." he mumbles in his sleep.


”Mogmurch” Male NE goblin expert 1 | HP 7/7 (2 nonlethal) | AC 14 T 13 FF 12 | CMB -3, CMD 9 | F +1, R +2, W +1 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +3 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Perception: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

Reflex: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 2 = 15

Mogmurch tosses back the mud, confident it all stays in. He has no idea where the worm is, though. He meekly asks for another one.

Perception: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

Reflex: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 2 = 13

Again he fails to find the worm! Fairly certain the game is rigged against him, he swallows the lot out of spite. They won't laugh when they gotta ram the big spider down their throats!


”Mogmurch” Male NE goblin expert 1 | HP 7/7 (2 nonlethal) | AC 14 T 13 FF 12 | CMB -3, CMD 9 | F +1, R +2, W +1 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +3 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Mogmurch has this! He might be small and weak, but he's smarter than the rest, plus he knows so much about fire! He starts thinking up something very rude to say about Rempty.

Fortitude DC 8: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6

Mogmurch spits out the rock immediately upon putting it in his mouth. He slinks to the back of the crowd. "Gotta unfair trick, Mogmurch's mouth was already hot from the last game. And he woulda done real good in that one too."


”Mogmurch” Male NE goblin expert 1 | HP 7/7 (2 nonlethal) | AC 14 T 13 FF 12 | CMB -3, CMD 9 | F +1, R +2, W +1 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +3 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Dejected and sporting a nose running faster than some silly elf, Mogmurch decides against another try.


”Mogmurch” Male NE goblin expert 1 | HP 7/7 (2 nonlethal) | AC 14 T 13 FF 12 | CMB -3, CMD 9 | F +1, R +2, W +1 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +3 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Mogmurch siphons off a small bit of stuff from one of his fire flasks. He then flourishes his hands at the audience and quaffs it. "Hey everybody! Knock knock! Who's there?" He says around the mouthful. Rather than progress the joke, he jumps right to the screaming with laughter (and pain). Just as planned, the lava-like paste shoots from his nose!

Charisma, Mogmurch Bonus: 1d20 - 1 + 2 ⇒ (7) - 1 + 2 = 8


”Mogmurch” Male NE goblin expert 1 | HP 7/7 (2 nonlethal) | AC 14 T 13 FF 12 | CMB -3, CMD 9 | F +1, R +2, W +1 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +3 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Mogmurch hopes his stupid butterfly mark will lure the spider in. Once it gets close, he lunges for it, a rope tied around his arm. "You're gonna be my friend, or Mogmurch'll eat you! Or could be that's a 'and'."

CMB: 1d20 - 3 ⇒ (18) - 3 = 15

Dex: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 2 = 21


”Mogmurch” Male NE goblin expert 1 | HP 7/7 (2 nonlethal) | AC 14 T 13 FF 12 | CMB -3, CMD 9 | F +1, R +2, W +1 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +3 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Mogmurch goes for whatever test is being held first. "All'a these stupid things I can win with fire! An' if there's any left, Rempty's next."

What sort of goblin would I be to not answer All of the Above?


”Mogmurch” Male NE goblin expert 1 | HP 7/7 (2 nonlethal) | AC 14 T 13 FF 12 | CMB -3, CMD 9 | F +1, R +2, W +1 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +3 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Mogmurch is ready! Just about.


”Mogmurch” Male NE goblin expert 1 | HP 7/7 (2 nonlethal) | AC 14 T 13 FF 12 | CMB -3, CMD 9 | F +1, R +2, W +1 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +3 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Agreed, thanks for the help! I think you get to roll for a boon too.


”Mogmurch” Male NE goblin expert 1 | HP 7/7 (2 nonlethal) | AC 14 T 13 FF 12 | CMB -3, CMD 9 | F +1, R +2, W +1 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +3 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Torgen keeps up his assault, fighting slow and steady to contrast Kiliuk.

Warhammer: 1d20 ⇒ 2
Damage: 1d8 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4

Battleaxe: 1d20 ⇒ 3
Damage: 1d8 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5


”Mogmurch” Male NE goblin expert 1 | HP 7/7 (2 nonlethal) | AC 14 T 13 FF 12 | CMB -3, CMD 9 | F +1, R +2, W +1 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +3 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Boon: 1d20 ⇒ 12


”Mogmurch” Male NE goblin expert 1 | HP 7/7 (2 nonlethal) | AC 14 T 13 FF 12 | CMB -3, CMD 9 | F +1, R +2, W +1 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +3 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Torgen swings both weapons at the clumsy creature.

Warhammer: 1d20 ⇒ 8
Damage: 1d8 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

Battleaxe: 1d20 ⇒ 2
Damage: 1d8 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9


”Mogmurch” Male NE goblin expert 1 | HP 7/7 (2 nonlethal) | AC 14 T 13 FF 12 | CMB -3, CMD 9 | F +1, R +2, W +1 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +3 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

I was planning on waiting, figured I'd use my potion in or out of combat at lower HP.

Knowledge (local): 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

Torn from his reverie, Torgen runs toward the obvious threat.

Double move. Torgen's AC is now 22.


”Mogmurch” Male NE goblin expert 1 | HP 7/7 (2 nonlethal) | AC 14 T 13 FF 12 | CMB -3, CMD 9 | F +1, R +2, W +1 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +3 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

"...I mean, Luglurch isn't for everyone. In terms of price and their precious taste buds, or so they say. Not that it was even in the running for best beer. I swear, you haven't lived until you've quaffed some Fort Indros Ale." A conversation playing in Torgen's head seeps into speech. "So which way? You'd think it'd be easier to find a great angry two-head in a small space."


”Mogmurch” Male NE goblin expert 1 | HP 7/7 (2 nonlethal) | AC 14 T 13 FF 12 | CMB -3, CMD 9 | F +1, R +2, W +1 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +3 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

"Hope you two ladies brought a torch for yourselves, my hands are full," Torgen shrugs with his weapons. He ventures to the north, more listening than looking for signs of the ettin.

Perception: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5


”Mogmurch” Male NE goblin expert 1 | HP 7/7 (2 nonlethal) | AC 14 T 13 FF 12 | CMB -3, CMD 9 | F +1, R +2, W +1 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +3 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

"Here's hoping you're sorry. That's the first step." Torgen looks ready to give a sermon, but seems more interested in entering the cave. "Second step's proving your honesty by staying put. We'll deal with the ettin and come back for you."


”Mogmurch” Male NE goblin expert 1 | HP 7/7 (2 nonlethal) | AC 14 T 13 FF 12 | CMB -3, CMD 9 | F +1, R +2, W +1 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +3 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Torgen exercises an unhealthy amount of restraint as he attacks Tolwin.

Warhammer: 1d20 + 3 - 4 ⇒ (13) + 3 - 4 = 12
Damage (nonlethal): 1d8 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9


”Mogmurch” Male NE goblin expert 1 | HP 7/7 (2 nonlethal) | AC 14 T 13 FF 12 | CMB -3, CMD 9 | F +1, R +2, W +1 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +3 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Once again hindered by his stubby legs, Torgen takes the time to circle around Tolwin. He holds his weapons so as to hit with blunt ends, though his arrow wound disagrees with the idea.

Double move.


”Mogmurch” Male NE goblin expert 1 | HP 7/7 (2 nonlethal) | AC 14 T 13 FF 12 | CMB -3, CMD 9 | F +1, R +2, W +1 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +3 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Torgen walks a long arc around the tiefling and swings his battleaxe!

Attack: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 18
Damage: 1d8 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6


”Mogmurch” Male NE goblin expert 1 | HP 7/7 (2 nonlethal) | AC 14 T 13 FF 12 | CMB -3, CMD 9 | F +1, R +2, W +1 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +3 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Local: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 1 = 19

"A tiefling! They aren't all bad, but this one looks it." Less reserved about using his weapons on the fiend, Torgen hustles over to it.


”Mogmurch” Male NE goblin expert 1 | HP 7/7 (2 nonlethal) | AC 14 T 13 FF 12 | CMB -3, CMD 9 | F +1, R +2, W +1 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +3 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Torgen gratefully accepts a potion. "I've had a few of these in my time. Taste leaves something to be desired." Suddenly he tenses, weapons at the ready. "Somethin's moving by the cave! Best check it out before it does us."


”Mogmurch” Male NE goblin expert 1 | HP 7/7 (2 nonlethal) | AC 14 T 13 FF 12 | CMB -3, CMD 9 | F +1, R +2, W +1 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +3 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Survival: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

"Are these two so angry with the village as to stay here, of all places?" Torgen wonders, oblivious to the details.


”Mogmurch” Male NE goblin expert 1 | HP 7/7 (2 nonlethal) | AC 14 T 13 FF 12 | CMB -3, CMD 9 | F +1, R +2, W +1 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +3 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

"Here's hoping they listen to reason. It's tough to hit light with these. But we'll bring 'em back for you to judge."


”Mogmurch” Male NE goblin expert 1 | HP 7/7 (2 nonlethal) | AC 14 T 13 FF 12 | CMB -3, CMD 9 | F +1, R +2, W +1 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +3 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Torgen takes the lead, bringing his weapons to bear once away from the townsfolk. "Jelly'd be a good excuse, 'cept it'll be there when we're done."


”Mogmurch” Male NE goblin expert 1 | HP 7/7 (2 nonlethal) | AC 14 T 13 FF 12 | CMB -3, CMD 9 | F +1, R +2, W +1 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +3 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Perception: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 = 22

Perception: 1d20 - 1 + 2 ⇒ (7) - 1 + 2 = 8

"Yes, how long ago was this?" Torgen follows Meraina, cramming the last of some fried dough down his throat before speaking. "And where? Inside, outside of town? Don't worry 'bout scaring us off, we're tough."


”Mogmurch” Male NE goblin expert 1 | HP 7/7 (2 nonlethal) | AC 14 T 13 FF 12 | CMB -3, CMD 9 | F +1, R +2, W +1 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +3 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

Torgen stops by the statue on his way to the food stall. "I'd bet she's a fair big bigger than that," he replies. "This's just gotta be the biggest they could build the likeness, made of gold like so. Hey! How's big's your dragon, Aureliax? Two, three statues tall?" The dwarf starts yelling his question to passersby as he follows the humans.


”Mogmurch” Male NE goblin expert 1 | HP 7/7 (2 nonlethal) | AC 14 T 13 FF 12 | CMB -3, CMD 9 | F +1, R +2, W +1 | Init +2 | darkvision 60ft; Perc +3 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None

"This all could make quite the tourist venue. S'pose you'd need to know when the dragon was about, though."

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