There's a light at the end of the tunnel...
...and Poog's the half-dead state his brain interprets that as a cow's fart being lit. If only he was conscious so he could laugh.
Mogmurch takes Reta's place in trying to club the shortshanks lady.
Trying being the operative word. If only she was on fire or something.
Reta’s body manages to cut off her bleeding fast enough that she stabilizes quickly.
Winnius takes a swing at Mogmurch as the Wellma dodges the club.
Combat Round 5 - Bold May Act
Winnius Paddlefoot (Blue)
Chuffy
Poog (Unconscious and bleeding)
Gunders (Purple)-3
Reta (unconscious and stable)
Wellma Paddlefoot (Red) -7
Mogmurch (Take 5 damage please)
Chuffy again swings two times.
Attack
Damage
Attack
Damage
Chuffy swings and hits Wellma twice, slicing into her in superficial ways.
Wellma punches at Chuffy.
Combat Round 5 - Bold May Act
Winnius Paddlefoot (Blue)
Chuffy (Take 3 damage please)
Poog (Unconscious and bleeding)
Gunders (Purple)-3
Reta (unconscious and stable)
Wellma Paddlefoot (Red) -10
Mogmurch
Mogmurch starts to blow a raspberry, but the punch to his mouth makes his body sag and his mouth deflate with an amusing noise.
Winnius takes a swing at Chuffy
Combat Round 6 - Bold May Act
Winnius Paddlefoot (Blue)
Chuffy (Take 2 damage please)
Poog (Unconscious and bleeding)
Gunders (Purple)-3
Reta (unconscious and stable)
Wellma Paddlefoot (Red) -10
Mogmurch (Unconscious and bleeding)
Chuffy takes a 5’ step away from the enemies, and double moves towards the north west. He didn’t want any more from the punching halfling.
Wellma and Winnius chase after Chuffy.
Combat Round 7 - Bold May Act
Winnius Paddlefoot (Blue)
Chuffy
Poog (Unconscious and bleeding)
Gunders (Purple)-3
Reta (unconscious and stable)
Wellma Paddlefoot (Red) -10
Mogmurch (Unconscious and bleeding)
Chuffy uses his Hasted speed to again move away from the slower Halfling. He reaches for his pouch and pulls out the vial he discovered in the evil human’s secret hiding spot.
Chuffy moves 10’ further away, giggling as he drinks the exilir he had pulled from his pouch the last round.
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Chuffy drinks the potion down and a gout of flame shoots out of his mouth.
The flames lick over Wellma, and even though she avoids some it is enough to drop her to the ground. Winnius sees his new bride drop to the ground and turns on his heels and makes a run for it.
Chuffy runs towards the fallen Poog, pulling one of the magical feel good potions taken from the woman.
Once he gets there, he pours it down the goblin’s throat.
Poog's wounds close and he regains 4 HP.
Chuffy next runs to Moggie, using another potion.
Mogmurch stabilizes and regains 4 hit points.
Mogmurch is barely returned to consciousness. "Knew Chuffy'd come back for Mogmurch," the goblin slurs as he rolls over slightly. "Just that good..."
”Moggy, go grab dumb ole Poog and let’s go. Those halfings am stronger than they look. And they ugly.”. Chuffy thinks for a few minutes, and then pours a potion down Reta’s gullet as well.
He takes another big bite of the sugary confection after Reta rises, looks for any loot, fires off one more gout of fiery breath into the air and runs away from those awful halflings and their hard punches.
Looking through the miscellaneous items around the wedding cake you find... GIFTS. Taking all of 2 seconds to consider your options you tear into them. By the end you have a nice pile of loots. There is a halfling-sized corset and bridal veil, a black vest, a bow tie, a child’s doll, 18 cloth diapers, four jars of moonshine, a bottle of perfume (tastes like flowers), a sewing kit, six shiny white buttons, a fine kitchen knife (counts as a masterwork dagger), and two gold rings worth 25 gp each.
Chuffy puts the bow tie on, along with the veil. He cackles loudly as he picks up the jars of the yummmy liquid and makes sure the others gather the rest of the loot before they retreat back into the swamps.
Mogmurch starts to feel a bit sour at his revival. Chuffy had to do it for a reason, like Mogmurch is indebted to him now. The big-headed goblin continues the cycle by swiping a potion and running back to the barn. "You Mogmurch's servant now," he says upon healing Poog with it.
He gladly swipes the doll and the moonshine, as well as several diapers, all for explosives and/or recreational purposes. He returns to his previous goal of trying to set the barn alight before leaving.
Gasping and coughing, Poog comes to consciousness in time to hear Mogmurch's proclamation. "Like all dirty heck I am," he grumbles as he fishes out one more bottle of mystery healing liquid from his pack. After resting for several seconds, he chugs the bottle, which heals him up almost all the way. Shouting like a madman, he follows in the direction he saw Mogmurch run: "YEAH! POOG RETURNS FROM THE DEAD! Mogmurch is Zarongel's servant to do what HE say and raise Poog! So Poog is ACTUALLY servant to Zarongel, because Zarongel is Mogmurch's boss!" He ends with sticking his tongue out at Mogmurch's backside as he falls upon the loot.
Surprised that no one grabbed the knife yet, Poog snatches it. Surely it will kill things better than his stupid, useless club, which he tosses to the ground dismissively. Then he grabs all the buttons (Now is a great time to start a button collection!) and a gold ring, which he immediately begins fitting on each finger until he finds one that it fits.
Chuffy smooths out the veil. ”Chuffy’s special day. Kill halfling, breathe fire, am save the tribe. Greatest day ever,” he yells as he gallops with his sugar high.
A piglet darts towards the cake having finally escaped the pen containing its mother, brothers and sisters. This piglet makes a b-line straight for the sweet treat and puts its snout down making slurping noises as the cake disappears into its piggy tummy.
The sight of the piglet gorging itself on cake is absolutely hilarious to Poog. He points and laughs: "Woohahahaha! Lookit the piggy scarfing the cake! Heeheehee!" Poog decides to join the piglet for a meal, grabbing handfuls of cake and alternately feeding himself and trying to stuff some into the piglet's mouth as well.
The piglet looks at Poog appreciatively as it continues to eat the cake. Poog begins to feel unwell as too much sickly sweet cake fills his little tummy.
Poog is sickened for 3 minutes.
"Uuuuggghh..." Poog not feel so good... Still gripping a handful of cake, Poog stumbles away from the ruins of the table and meanders towards Reta. He stares down at her unresponsive form for a moment. Huh. Reta BigNap. Heheh. Thumping to his knees beside her, he fishes out another bottle of mystery healing juice and pours it down her throat. As soon as she begins sputtering to life again, he shoves his handful of cake in her mouth. "There. That make Reta BigNap all better!" Hehehe! Make you sick!
As Poog heads toward Reta the piglet follows along in his wake making happy piggy snorts.
"Heehee! Poog have piggy friend! Come on Piggy! Me gotsa think of gooood name for you. Hmm..."
He glances around at the remains of the party. There's a house over yonder, and it still looks pristine. He'll have to do something about that. Picking up his torch, which he dropped to eat cake with both fists (which are still covered in frosting and cake crumbs), he skitters over to the house.
Chugging a potion of Spider Climb, Poog then dashes up the side of the house with his flaming torch. Giggling maniacally, he skitters across the roof, dragging the torch behind him as he goes. After skip-tumbling down the side of the house again, Poog decides to keep running around on the walls of the house, cheering on the fire, until the potion wears off and he falls down onto the ground.
Poog skips merrily across the rooftop dragging his torch and the fire leaps into the thatch with gusto. The roof now blazing Poog begins to set fire to the walls.
As the flames consume the building a woman and dog burst forth from inside. They are coughing as they come through the door and onto the lawn.
Mitzen sneezes and coughs as the smoke seems to have upset her lungs.
Combat round 1 - Bold May Act
Mitzen (dog)
Poog
Mogmurch
Lottie
Reta
Chuffy
Poog sidles up to the woman and tries to give her a touch of fatigue, shaking with barely concealed gleeful laughter.
Mogmurch's keen observation powers tell him the dog is weak to fire! He once again sadly notes his lack thereof, then hucks a rock at it instead.
Mogmurch misses with his rock.
Lottie swings a frying pan at Poog.
The frypan misses.
Combat round 1 - Bold May Act
Mitzen (dog)
Poog
Mogmurch
Lottie (fatigued)
Reta
Chuffy
Chuffy had one more breath of fire in him. He moves to get either the dog or the woman or maybe even both kn the line of Fire.
Reta rushes into the melee, heedless of the fact that she was quite recently unconscious.
Chuffy moves to line up the Woman and the dog and belches a gout of flame.
The doggy falls to the ground, singed and out of teh fight.
Combat round 2 - Bold May Act
Poog
Mogmurch
Lottie (-6)
Reta
Chuffy
"Did you see that? Did you see that? I DID IT! I got her! Hahaha!" Poog is so very excited to have finally successfully cast that spell. He prances with the torch in his grubby little hand and tries to light her dress on fire.
Mogmurch hurls another rock, this time at the longshanks, and hopes for the best.
Poog cracks Lottie with his torch and Mogmurch lands a rock between her eyes.
Lotties eyes cross as the rock strikes, but she shakes her head and swings her frypan at Poog.
Combat round 2/3 - Bold May Act
Poog (Take 11 damage please :( )
Mogmurch
Lottie (-8)
Reta
Chuffy
Chuffy threw a shiny new dart at the woman, then bravely retreated 30’ away.
Dart ranged attack
Damage