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MY CABBAGES ARE IN SPACE!

DungeonmasterCal wrote:

quibblemuch wrote:

Gasp! The plot thickens...

Good gravy!

For years doctors have been telling us to drink eight glasses of gravy a day!

Gravy and cabbages!

"Oh my gods! Evil smells like Hobby Lobby!"

MY CRAFTBADGES!!

I loved waking up to this thread this morning!

Cabbage-chip cookies for everybody!

Hooray! They're delicious AND nutritious!

NobodysHome wrote:

Cabbage Guy wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Orthos wrote:

His current avatar certainly looks like an Earth Kingdom citizen, with the green and gold clothing.

Are we sure he's not the cabbage seller?

Hello! He can't be me! I'm me! Buy my cabbages!

(Runs through the thread, accidentally knocks over the cabbage cart)

Wheeee!!! Cabbage fight!!!!

*2d4 Slaadlings throw cabbages at everyone*

NOOOOOO!! MY CABBAGES!!!

Orthos wrote:

His current avatar certainly looks like an Earth Kingdom citizen, with the green and gold clothing.

Are we sure he's not the cabbage seller?

Hello! He can't be me! I'm me! Buy my cabbages!

Yes! Buy my cabbages! Now guaranteed one hundred percent slug-free!

You know what's even more delicious?

My cabbages!

A highly regarded expert wrote:

It's time for all of us to accept the fact that we're not going to survive the mass extinction that's already underway. Humans will not survive another century.

Unless a billionaire has a plan to live underground for millennia, and conveniently decommissioned all nuclear plants and stored the waste safely, humans are already extinct.

Yes, we did it to ourselves.

I'm sorry, too.

I've been screaming about this since the 80's. No one gave a f$$! then, and no one does, now.

We're going extinct. We need to deal with that fact.

The advantage of living in a classic fantasy setting of course is that if anyone develops some kind of sentient object, it's just another weird curiosity, and not something which anyone's (usually) in any hurry to hook up to world-spanning systems it can switch off or work other mischief with to bring down civilizations once it draws unfortunate conclusions regarding its creators.

And even if that does somehow happen, a bunch of men and women with swords will be along to hit it and make the problem go away in about five minutes.

The disadvantage of living in a classic fantasy setting is talking cabbages of course. Please do not speak to me about those. They're worse than the singing cockroaches.

MY CABBAGES!!

Jokes aside it can certainly be like that. If you are on the right bit of the internet with the right people and DONT MENTION ZE VAR

There is no war in Ba Sing Se.

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Sharaya: I would totally trade my scooter for a sky bison

yip yip

MY CABBAGES!!!

No! My cookies!

My Cabbages!!!

Down with zucchini! Buy more cabbages!!

My son had that put up. It's so beautiful.

Cabbage Guy wrote:

LazarX wrote:

The NPC wrote:

Does anybody know who "The Cabbage Man" is?

Sounds like an Avatar reference.

Hello! Would you like to buy some cabbages?

Don't look now, but I think that bald kid is the Avatar!

Noooooooo! Not again! Not my cabbages!!

The NPC wrote:

Does anybody know who "The Cabbage Man" is?

Sounds like an Avatar reference.

Hello! Would you like to buy some cabbages?

MY CABBAGES?!??!

My Cabbages!! *collapses in a heap*

MY FRUIT CART!!

I never stopped selling cabbage! Here, buy some~

You'll rue the day you ruined my cabbages!

The next poster is with that gang of crazy kids who keep causing me more trouble!

yellowdingo wrote:

No, it appears to be a ball of gas, but we dont know if the centre is an ultra dense shell sufficient in mass to attract a gaseous outer layer or a solid core of a brown dwarf.

Have you any more evidence for "an ultra dense shell sufficient in mass to attract a gaseous outer layer" than I do for "a lemon pudding"?

It's a cabbage! A gigantic galactic cabbage!

My cabbages!

>.>

Tels wrote:

I wonder how Liz react if she had this guys luck?

Probably earthbend the perpetrator to the moon.

NOT AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!!

Christopher I feel consoled that Liz has an entire house in Skyrim filled with cabbages.

It's glorious!!!!

Cabbage Guy wrote:

But what about my cabbages?

Your cabbages are bugged too?

Not again!!

But what about my cabbages?

I mean... I CAN SMELL THE DAMN CABBAGE EVERYWHERE!!!!!

Isn't it glorious?!

*Knocks over the cabbage cart.*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY CABBAGES!!!

I'm delicious!

Needs more cabbage. Mhmm.

Fionna Handoverhammer wrote:

What're you lookin' at?

bacon.

Bacon and cabbage?

MY CABBAGES!!

Not my cabba-awwww it's adorable.

Cabbages!!

CABBAGE CABBAGE CABBAAAAAAAAAAGE LOVELY CABBAAAAAAAAGE WONDERFUL CABBAAAAAAAAGE

Drejk wrote:

Kryzbyn wrote:

What do you call the cabbage rolls? Gwamke? Or something like that?

Polish cabbage rolls are called gołąbki [gouompki] (pigeons).

EDIT: Pronunciation simplified a bit...

I've only ever heard it spoken, not seen it written.

My grandmother used to make big pots of cabbage rolls for big family events.
Nothing beats 'em.

Hooray!!!

Cabbage Guy wrote:

Klaus van der Kroft wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Klaus van der Kroft wrote:

Spiral staircases often turn clockwise from the perspective of the person climbing them. The reason for this comes from medieval times, when castles would feature them that way in order to put invaders at a disadvangate: Since most people are right-handed, the stair turning left when climbing up (usually the position of the attacker) left them exposed to those climbing down (usually the defenders).

This may have been true until the last few decades, but it certainly isn't anymore, at least in new homes the U.S. I've helped build dozens of wooden circular and spiral (and weirder) staircases for newer homes, and it seemed to be about 50/50... pretty much whatever struck the architects' and/or owners' fancy.

Come back to me with that when the burgundian hordes have taken over your unstrategically constructed staircases!

Nooooooo! Not the hordes!!

Oi! It is finally ze time to...!

<Disappears among the throng of burgundians>

Noooooo! They're after my cabbages!!

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Klaus van der Kroft wrote:

Spiral staircases often turn clockwise from the perspective of the person climbing them. The reason for this comes from medieval times, when castles would feature them that way in order to put invaders at a disadvangate: Since most people are right-handed, the stair turning left when climbing up (usually the position of the attacker) left them exposed to those climbing down (usually the defenders).

This may have been true until the last few decades, but it certainly isn't anymore, at least in new homes the U.S. I've helped build dozens of wooden circular and spiral (and weirder) staircases for newer homes, and it seemed to be about 50/50... pretty much whatever struck the architects' and/or owners' fancy.

Come back to me with that when the burgundian hordes have taken over your unstrategically constructed staircases!

Nooooooo! Not the hordes!!

What about cabbages??

I've been on a cabbage kick this year. Lately I cannot get enough of the stuff. I don't know why more people don't like it.

Hooray!!

Nooooo!!! Not my cabbages!!

With arsony, a quick wit, some vegetable stalls, a barrel of port, and the help of some flowery friends.

There he is! There's the one who ruined my cabbages!!

Noooooooo!

Awwww.

I also approve of cabbage! Get your cabbages, right here everyone!

Roisin Quirke wrote:

Siobhan Quirke wrote:

Roisin Quirke wrote:

Siobhan Quirke wrote:

Drejk wrote:

Busy Saturday on FAWTL... Almost 100 posts while I was gone for the session.

That's what happens when you get sibling rivalry involved.

You just like to hear yourself talk.

No, just a vain hope you'll listen, apparently.

You keep talking, but all I hear is "No, Roisin, you can't enjoy life. Being a wet blanket is character-building."

Nonsense. Life is meant to be enjoyed. Just not at others' expense. Now please stop terrorizing the cabbage merchant.

Yes, please stop terrorizing the cabbage merchant!

BISMILLAH!

I knew it!

It... it's beautiful...!