Goriath the Balor

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As the Mighty Ones raise their magic weapons (or open giant bat jaws wide) to deliver simultaneous coups de gracé to the helpless Dragon of Revelation, a colossal, sulfurous black cloud belches ominously from the moat of lava encircling them, and conceals the gargantuan red dragon in its billowy vapors!

The Mighty Ones' attacks strike the empty blackness as cruel, inhuman laughter, more akin to mocking croaks from Hell than laughter, echoes throughout the bowels of the volcano!

In the blinking of their dismayed eyes, the Mighty Ones behold the swift dissipation of the black cloud...


The feeling of being watched is indeed palpable in the chamber as Cobra Johann gnaws at the bloodstained basalt altar... And there's no denying that it feels like it is the satanic ruby idol leering down at the altar that watches with a gleam of hatred sparkling in its ruby eyes...


In the depths of the deepest pit of Hell, Lucifer broods, chewing on Judas Escariot's soul like it was a piece of bacon...

Judas screams, constantly regenerating, but constantly being gnawed in the maw of the great devil...

I sense rebellion brewing in Murad's heart. He is too much like me. He cant stand serving. His kind think THEY are worthy of worship. I will watch him, see what he does. If he gets too ambitious, I am sure my faithful Humphrey of Lancaster would be grateful to take his place as my favorite! GAAAAAHH!!! WHY DO I LOVE WHAT I HATE SO MUCH!!??


Revelation 12: 7-12 New King James Version:

And war broke out in Heaven: Michael and his angels fought with the dragon; and the dragon and his angels fought, but they did not prevail, nor was a place found for them in Heaven any longer.

So the great dragon was cast out, that serpent of old, called the Devil and Satan, who deceives the whole world; he was cast to the earth, and his angels were cast out with him.

Then I heard a loud voice saying in Heaven, "Now salvation, and strength, and the kingdom of our God, and the power of His Christ have come, for the accuser of our brethren, who accused them before our God day and night, has been cast down. And they overcame him by the blood of the Lamb and by the word of their testimony, and they did not love their lives to the death. Therefore rejoice, o heavens, and you who dwell in them! Woe to the inhabitants of the earth and the sea! For the Devil has come down to you, having great wrath, because he knows that he has a short time."

Long has a dark cancer grown in the lands of the earth, virulent where men lust after power and excess. The royal bloodlines have been tainted by this vile cancer, and even Mother Church grows corrupt and wanton under the influence of this insidious necrosis. It is the will of the Fallen Angel, Lucifer, the Light Bringer, the Morning Star, which spreads this plague across creation, manifested in the material world through the deeds and machinations of a powerful secret society known as the Church of Lucifer, or the Black Mass.

This organization has members in the highest stations of society--nobles, churchmen, and powerful warlocks and necromancers. They work their unholy master's evil in every kingdom and principality of Europe, Asia, and Africa. It is believed that the leader of this satanic cult is Nero Antichrist, son of Lucifer, who masquerades as several powerful Italian princes he has dominated and replaced, including the Pope Eugenius IV.

Now that the Mighty Ones have defeated Nero, they must find and destroy his phylactery to ensure his final destruction. Because of this turn of events, a wrench in the Devil's plans, to be sure, leadership of the Luciferians has temporarily shifted to Ottoman Sultan Murad II, who Lucifer does not entirely trust...


So lifelike is the ruby idol, and so pervading the aura of evil it radiates, it almost feels like The Devil himself were present...


The stink of Evil assaults Alphonse's senses in this profane chapel of Lucifer. The nexus of this aura is the ruby idol of the Devil himself, sparkling in the garish fire light from the cauldrons. It must be worth a king's ransom in gold... The Prince of Darkness, Satan, the Fallen Angel... Beautiful and terrible to behold... Bat-winged and forked tail, goat horns and cloven hooves, armored in glittering breastplate, armed with giant, oversized trident...

The black, bloodstained basalt altar before this sinister idol also radiates strong evil to Alphonse's senses...


AAAARRRGGH!!! DAMN YOU, MICHAEL!!...*grrrr*... It matters not anyway... They shall never find the phylactery, and my son shall return in but eight days... HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

The Devil kneels in submission to his big brother...


As Nero falls on Earth, his father Lucifer feels the killing bite upon the neck, and cries out in momentary rage! GGRRRRAAAAAHH!!! JOHANN!! You shall pay for this insult, Black Forester!!

Thrusting again at Saint Michael with his oversized trident, Satan vents his wrath!


That is my appointed task, brother... Satan thrusts his great flaming trident at the Captain of God's Army... To defy the Law... is it not?


Ah, Michael. So, you're going to allow this Band of Murderous Vagabonds to forestall the inevitable Apocalypse?


In the deepest pit of Hell, the Fallen Angel hears his son's plea, and prepares to go to Nero's aid...


Diabolically challenging the Divine Intervention as is its right by the ancient law, Archdevil Lucifer restores its own servant to full vigor as Well!

Heals Cornugon Malebranche of all damage with a flick of its barbed tail!


Telepathy @ Cornugon Malebranche: If you surrender to these mortal worms because of a schmälzig Christmas Carol, I swear to Myself, I will turn you into a larvae, you pathetic excuse for a cornugon!!


At the Blocksberg, as Brocken Peak is also known, on Hexennacht, Lucifer himself appears among the witches and warlocks that chant his name in unison!

Infernal: I am come among thee, to sow evil seeds and bring rack and ruin to what He hath created!!

The witches and warlocks gasp, sigh, howl, moan, or cackle madly at the frightful presence and proclamation of the Unclean One!


Prince Henry of Portugal wrote:

Prince Henry leads the Portuguese conquest of Morocco, using the port of Safi as a beachhead. During the moons of February and March, they capture the port of Anfa as well, securing two strongholds on the North African coast. Henry notices the wealth and opulence of the Turks, and the preponderance of black African slaves in their retinue, and the wheels begin to turn in his head (greased by Lucifer)...

Such cheap, easy labor... The gold... What am I thinking!? ... It is not Christian... and yet... the power and wealth this Slave Trade brings our enemies cannot be denied... What if we beat them at their own game, just so we can put an end to their deviltry?...

Yes... Very nice... Justification... Insanity, gold fever... Twist the minds of these pathetic Christian princes... Let their pride and lust for wealth and glory pull them down into the Pit where I can chew their souls as I chew upon Judas Iscariot! For is not slavery a treason the tyrant commits against his subjects?


Communicating via extraplanar telepathy with his son, Nero Antichrist, the Devil reveals his plans to corrupt the souls of mankind and condemn greater numbers of souls to damnation...

Very soon, my son, mankind's lust for gold will cause even the most pious Christian monarchs to ignore the evil cruelty of slavery and endorse the trade of living flesh to gain it... For the sake of gold, men will fall upon their brothers and put them in chains, to mine the gold, to be sold as slaves for the gold... The Navigator Prince will see how wealthy the slave trade has already made the Turks, and he will want some of that gold and power for himself... So shall the Lords of Spain, France, and England... All shall lust for gold and will sell their own kindred into slavery to get it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!


Antichrist Nero wrote:
Archdevil Lucifer wrote:
Antichrist Nero wrote:
Archdevil Lucifer wrote:
Antichrist Nero wrote:
Are there artifacts of equal power that I might acquire to balance the war against them!?
Of course, my son!
Will you show me where these artifacts are, Father!?
I will not! Use your own resources, boy! I won't spoon-feed you everything like HE does with HIS son!! Nay, Nero! I'll not coddle thee! Find them for yourself! Prove your worthy to be my spawn! If you should fail, I shall have thee tortured with me in the deepest pit for all eternity, and shall forget thy name, and shall sire a better Antichrist on some mortal trollop to replace thee!
Nay!! NAY, I SAY!! I SHALL NOT FAIL THEE, MY FATHER!! I... I can find these artifacts with no help from THEE, OLD SCRATCH!!

There's my evil lad! Go, then! Do it, don't jabber on like a priest about it!


Antichrist Nero wrote:
Archdevil Lucifer wrote:
Antichrist Nero wrote:
Are there artifacts of equal power that I might acquire to balance the war against them!?
Of course, my son!
Will you show me where these artifacts are, Father!?

I will not! Use your own resources, boy! I won't spoon-feed you everything like HE does with HIS son!! Nay, Nero! I'll not coddle thee! Find them for yourself! Prove your worthy to be my spawn! If you should fail, I shall have thee tortured with me in the deepest pit for all eternity, and shall forget thy name, and shall sire a better Antichrist on some mortal trollop to replace thee!


Antichrist Nero wrote:
Are there artifacts of equal power that I might acquire to balance the war against them!?

Of course, my son!


Antichrist Nero wrote:
Do the pope's minions possess any other artifacts??

YES, you fool!!


Antichrist Nero wrote:
Archdevil Lucifer wrote:
Antichrist Nero wrote:
Archdevil Lucifer wrote:
"Antichrist Nero wrote:
In Infernal: Has the Black Pyramid of Kronos been found?
In Infernal: Yes!
In Infernal: Has it been found by my enemies?
YES!!
Has it been found by the pope's crusaders!?

What do YOU think, stupid? HAHAHAHAHA!!


"Antichrist Nero wrote:
In Infernal: Has the Black Pyramid of Kronos been found?

In Infernal: Yes!


Antichrist Nero wrote:
Town crier wrote:

Monday, 22nd January, 9:15 AM:

In the streets of Rome, the town criers call out:

In Italian: HUNTERS SAW THIS MORN FOR A MOMENT A GIANT BLACK PYRAMID OUTSIDE THE CITY WALLS!! GOLDEN GLYPHS DID GLOW UPON ITS SURFACE!! IT MAY BE A THING SENT BY THE DEVIL TO BEGUILE THE FOLK OF ROME!!

When this strange news reaches the Antichrist's ears, he is alarmed!

The Black Pyramid of Kronos! Someone has found it!? ... Who!? ... Is it the Anunnaki!? Have they returned!? ... Did some gray men find it!? What was it doing outside Rome!? ... I must commune... I MUST COMMUNE WITH FATHER!!

NEEWERP DWEERRRP RIXXILIXXIRRR!!

** spoiler omitted **

Running to a lava pit in his cavernous sanctum, he gazes into the red glow and sends his mind calling out to his father, Lucifer, the Devil...

Casts commune to ask the Devil questions about the Black Pyramid of Kronos...

A black smoke rises from the lava pit and seems to take a devilish shape... The eyes burn like embers...

Ask, my son...


In the Ninth Canto of Hell, frozen waist-deep in the Hellish ice, Satan leers with evil satisfaction at the conflict he has sown among the foes of his son, the Antichrist, by leading them to discover the Black Pyramid of Kronos in Lost Atlantis...

In Infernal: HAHAHAHAHAAA!!! GOOD!! GOOOOD!! FEEL THE HATE FLOW THROUGH YOU...


Woe to the Earth and Sea... For the Devil sends the Beast with wrath because he knows the time is short... Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the Beast, for it is a human number... Its number is Six Hundred and Sixty Six! My son, the Beast, my dear Nero, calls on me in his hour of weakness and need... Though I am sickened by his pathetic weakness, his dependency, yet I shall not forsake my spawn like the Almighty I Am has forsaken me! I shall do better! I shall aid him, and answer his prayers for blood and thunder! The mortals who vex me and defy my will shall be confounded on their sea voyage! A proper Odyssey they shall endure, to delay their return to Rome and their violence against mine son!

In the Ninth Canto of Hell, the deepest pit of perdition, Satan works evil magic to confound the sailors of the Alanqilis!


"Woe to you, O Earth and Sea! For the Devil sends the Beast with wrath because he knows the time is short... Let him who hath understanding reckon the Number of the Beast for it is a human number! Its number is six hundred and sixty six!"


It's SATAN! NOT SUSAN! YOU A+~#~@%!


And here's what I look like, you lot of do-gooders! Don't even think about coming to see me in the 9th ring of Hell until you're 20th level and joined with table 2, also 20th level! MWAHAHAHAHAA!!


MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!