GM Jhaeman's PFS1 # 1-05 (# 33): 'Assault on the Kingdom of the Impossible' (Inactive)

Game Master Jhaeman

General Notes:

I try to post every day to keep things moving, and if you can keep a similar pace, that would be great. We all have real life interruptions of course, so if you can't post and we're in the middle of something like a combat, please give me bot instructions or I'll assume your PC does Total Defense.

Please place a good array of information in your character header. Knowing your PC's armor class, Perception mod, Initiative mod, etc., saves me a lot of time when doing posts. If you need help figuring out how to format that, we can help you. I don't keep track of your character's hit points, expended spells, etc., so please update your tagline when you take damage or expend resources.

If you're new to Pathfinder, Pathfinder Society, or play-by-post, you are very welcome! Just let me know--I'm always happy to help, and we have a great community here..

If you want to earn extra GM love, posting a full character sheet in your profile is great. That way I can look stuff up and answer my own "how did they do that?" questions. Related, if you have some crazy weird or complicated build and want to explain anything, here's a good place.

You'll need a picture of your character for the grid scenes.

Finally, role-playing is good! Please give your PC some personality and engage with the other PCs and NPCs. I'll gently move us along if we're dwelling too much in one part of the scenario.

Any questions, ask away!

Sounds great, GM!

Do we really not have anyone who can use it? CLW is not on the psychic list? @GM: You sure you don't want me to bring in my cleric even though he's L3? He can't fight his way out of a wet paper bag that someone's torn in half.

CLW is on the alchemist extract list (and Grilgoth has UMD)

^Exactly. Alchemists can automatically use any spell trigger items on their extract list (no UMD check is required). :)

Apologies--busy couple of days--will update Gameplay within 24 hours.

Likewise; been wrapping up a couple of Outpost games, and having family over.

Arioch buys 2 Potions of CLW.

@GM: In case it comes into play both of Arioch's spring-loaded wrist sheaths are loaded with daggers - one cold iron, the other alchemical silver.

GM J, the map is set View Only for me.

Sorry about that, should be fixed now.

Darzus wrote:

[standard] Finish casting sleep (apply the DC16/resistance spoiler from above to BLUE/WHITE/GREY)

Darzus unleashes the sleep on the three bandits who are already at the wagon!

He then cautiously inches towards them to see how it "took."

[move] 15ft in difficult terrain

We're all waiting to see how it 'took' hehe.

Apologies. Being in US/Pacific time I do tend to be one of the last to post each day.

Away for the weekend--back Monday.

Away for the weekend--back Monday.

Feels abandoned...

Another weekend away--last one for a bit though!

Another weekend away--last one for a bit though!

It's tough leading all these Viking raiding parties you reckon?

Just FYI, Zhaxia's thought is that if we chase after the first group of raiders, we'll likely come back to find that the second wave hit the caravan and stole the MacGuffin while we were gone. Who could have known, etc., and that way we won't have to fight the second wave before we rest up.

This is an FYI that I'll be away in nature next weekend, June 8-9. As this is a weekend I expect minimal disruption and i will return to resume posting Sunday evening (US/Pacific time).

Thanks for your patience--I was dealing with some serious homeowner hell this past weekend (cleaning up after getting the floors replaced...forty-year-old carpet accumulates a whole lot of dust underneath it, and when they tore up the rugs it went *everywhere*), and had very little time to post.

That sounds like a hassle :/ Hope you're able to get it dealt with once and for all!

Thanks for your patience--I was dealing with some serious homeowner hell this past weekend (cleaning up after getting the floors replaced...forty-year-old carpet accumulates a whole lot of dust underneath it, and when they tore up the rugs it went *everywhere*), and had very little time to post.

40 years old? I'm surprised it wasn't so attached the floor came up with it.

I think the dust kept the carpet from sticking to the subfloor.

Sorry, behind—update coming tomorrow.

There's a little time before this occurs, but it's a longer time away so I didn't want to spring it at the last moment.

I've got a trip from 7/31 to 8/12, and for much of it I won't have internet access.

(not sure if this game will end before then or not, but in case)

I'll also be traveling end of July through mid-August, but I should be able to post by phone (albeit slowly).

No worries--it's a busy time of the year for travel. Along those lines, I'm here for the next few days, then off on a camping trip for the second half of the week.

There's a little time before this occurs, but it's a longer time away so I didn't want to spring it at the last moment.

I've got a trip from 7/31 to 8/12, and for much of it I won't have internet access.

(not sure if this game will end before then or not, but in case)

Reminder

So this may be a stupid question, but how is smoking them out going to work? They're below us and smoke rises, right? We could toss something burning down the stairs, but what stops them from putting it out?

So this may be a stupid question, but how is smoking them out going to work? They're below us and smoke rises, right? We could toss something burning down the stairs, but what stops them from putting it out?

If they get close enough to put it out, we know where they're at and hopefully the casters can daze them.

I'm about to leave for a 2-week vacation, and will be slow to post. I'll try to get botting instructions in my profile.

No worries, thanks Zhaxia.

I'm going to have spotty posting this week as well, as I'm travelling.

There's a little time before this occurs, but it's a longer time away so I didn't want to spring it at the last moment.

I've got a trip from 7/31 to 8/12, and for much of it I won't have internet access.

(not sure if this game will end before then or not, but in case)

Final reminder. It's a bit of a long one.

Back in 48 hours.

@GM Jhaeman - Please use one of my replays for this adventure.

Day Job check (Alchemy), Crafter's Fortune: 1d20 + 10 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 10 + 5 = 21

Shirt re-roll:

Day Job check (Alchemy), Crafter's Fortune: 1d20 + 10 + 5 ⇒ (11) + 10 + 5 = 26

Thanks for running! :)

Dayjob - Craft (Locks): 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6

Better here than on a to-hit roll or saving throw. He just barely made that 1 gold!
8)

No day job but spending a replay.

Thanks for running.

No day job. Thanks for running!

No day job = BUMS! ;)

That's right! We're just hanging out between missions instead of slaving away for the extra gold piece!

No day job here, either. Thanks much for running!

No day job. Ty for running!

Ok, game has been reported and Chronicles should be ready within 48 hours.

Chronicles now available here. Any issues, just let me know and I'll fix them up!

Received, applied and filed. Thanks.

Recieved and it looks accurate. Thanks for running this scenario! I was surprised how much of my character's particular psychic discipline came in handy. Overall this was a pretty fun group, and we worked well together!

Arioch's Chronicle is correct, thanks for running this one!

The sheet looks good. Thanks for running. :)

Thanks GM and everyone! Chronicle looks good!

The chronicle looks good. Thanks again for running, and thanks to everyone else. See you around the boards!

Great, thanks again for playing. I'll now set this thread to Inactive, but if you need anything, just send me a PM.