Goblins Grow up So Fast! (We Be Goblins Too!) (Inactive)

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We Be Goblins Too!


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Poog of Zarongel M goblin cleric 3 | HP: 23/23| AC: 17 (T: 13/FF: 15) | F +5, R +6, W +6 | CMB +1 | CMD 13 | Speed: 30 ft | Init +6 | Perception +2 | Conditions: None

Woo! Level 1! Domain spells! 10 hitpoints! Non-negative attack bonus!

I'd love to keep playing Poog, but will switch if anyone wants him.

Also, I have run this particular scenario before, but it was a few years ago, and I don't really remember anything.


| HP -2/23 | AC 20, T 14, FF 17 | Saves: 5/4/2 | CMD 16 | Perc. +10 | Init. +3 | 1 Con Damage | Unconscious, Prone

The legend of Reta continues...

Unless someone wants to play as her.

I've also played this scenario before.

By the way, the map is View only.


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All reported. That was easier than I expected. Well done Paizo, smooth.

Thanks again Larry for the walk through on that.


Amara 'Doc' Featherton | Female CN Medium Human Gunslinger (Way of the Drifter) 3 | HP 27/32 | AC 20 | F +7 R +11 W +9 | Perc +9 Speed 25ft | Default Exploration: | Active Conditions: None

Checking in; happy to keep playing as Chuffy. Working on getting my profile and stuff updated nao~


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Amara 'Doc' Featherton | Female CN Medium Human Gunslinger (Way of the Drifter) 3 | HP 27/32 | AC 20 | F +7 R +11 W +9 | Perc +9 Speed 25ft | Default Exploration: | Active Conditions: None

Okay, so...two things I noticed when updating Chuffy's gear and belongings:

Lock of hair from Goodwife Lotty still tied around her dog’s paw (worn on a thong about Chuffy’s neck)

OMG ;_;

Guess Chuffy went back for some trophies...

Lucky Pet Toad ('Fat Frog')

Normally I don't volunteer this to just anyone but since we all gots such history....'Fat Frog' used to be a family nickname of mine when I was little.


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That explains your love of using the term 'froggy'. At least if I am remembering correctly.

I think of all the goblin pregens, Chuffy is certainly the most likely to have trophies or pets.


Amara 'Doc' Featherton | Female CN Medium Human Gunslinger (Way of the Drifter) 3 | HP 27/32 | AC 20 | F +7 R +11 W +9 | Perc +9 Speed 25ft | Default Exploration: | Active Conditions: None

Heh! Nah, I just think using 'froggy' is funny :)

Pretty sure I got that nickname for jumping around while strapped into one of these as a baby. And also because babies are usually pretty fat.


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Ya, one of those suckers are like crack for babies. The introduction to trampolines! (Which are like crack to everyone old enough to get on one, but young enough to not die when using it.)


NE male goblin Alchemist-3 | hp 23/23 | AC 20, touch 17, flat-footed 15 (+2 armor, +1 deflection+4 Dex, +1 dodge, +1 shield, +1 size) | Fort +6, Ref +7, Will +0 (+2 vs poison) Init +4; Senses darkvision 60 ft.; Perception +5 | Conditions: None

Updated the character sheet; I’ll post in a couple of hours.


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Keep up the great fun goblin heroes. You're working your way into the most esteemed and short lived goblin history! (And I enjoy the shenanigans.)


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Dang, I expected better on the riding and worse on the slugging. You guys did the opposite! Mogmurch is cleaning house!

Also, those of you that failed the apple fort save and got a bit too drunk, Reta and Poog. That sickened penalty lasts 24hrs.

I'll update in a bit.


| HP -2/23 | AC 20, T 14, FF 17 | Saves: 5/4/2 | CMD 16 | Perc. +10 | Init. +3 | 1 Con Damage | Unconscious, Prone

Reta isn't gonna win anything today, haha.


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Ya, skills challenges aren't usually the strength of fighters. Mogmurch and Chuffy should carry the games.


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If I could double like that post Larry I would. Made me smile.


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NE male goblin Alchemist-3 | hp 23/23 | AC 20, touch 17, flat-footed 15 (+2 armor, +1 deflection+4 Dex, +1 dodge, +1 shield, +1 size) | Fort +6, Ref +7, Will +0 (+2 vs poison) Init +4; Senses darkvision 60 ft.; Perception +5 | Conditions: None

I've found my elusive Muse in Mogmurch.


Amara 'Doc' Featherton | Female CN Medium Human Gunslinger (Way of the Drifter) 3 | HP 27/32 | AC 20 | F +7 R +11 W +9 | Perc +9 Speed 25ft | Default Exploration: | Active Conditions: None

Yeah, I giggle-snorted reading that one :)


NE male goblin Alchemist-3 | hp 23/23 | AC 20, touch 17, flat-footed 15 (+2 armor, +1 deflection+4 Dex, +1 dodge, +1 shield, +1 size) | Fort +6, Ref +7, Will +0 (+2 vs poison) Init +4; Senses darkvision 60 ft.; Perception +5 | Conditions: None

Updated Mogmurch's Character sheet to include the elixir of fire breath, the ring of climbing, and the the 2 Desnan candles.


Amara 'Doc' Featherton | Female CN Medium Human Gunslinger (Way of the Drifter) 3 | HP 27/32 | AC 20 | F +7 R +11 W +9 | Perc +9 Speed 25ft | Default Exploration: | Active Conditions: None

Updated Chuffy's sheet to account for having Gorge of Gluttons, will go back and add the fireworks too.

In other news, did you know that Chuffy comes with his own dogslicer to start but it's a Martial Weapon that he shouldn't even be able to use as a 1st level rogue? Gotta love it when Paizo's own pregens don't even follow the rules :V

*edit* Chuffy now has two of the four paper candles listed on his sheet.


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Heh. I'm going to go with the assumption that goblins are proficient in their racial weapons.

That leaves 2 paper candles for Reta if she wants them.

I'll try to get a post up before I'm awol for the next 36hrs.


Amara 'Doc' Featherton | Female CN Medium Human Gunslinger (Way of the Drifter) 3 | HP 27/32 | AC 20 | F +7 R +11 W +9 | Perc +9 Speed 25ft | Default Exploration: | Active Conditions: None

D'oh, you're right! Forgot about that :)


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To be fair I really haven't read through your character sheets to know what sort of goodies you each carry to get you through your quest. Hopefully you've got some healing goodies besides the Poog boogers?


Poog of Zarongel M goblin cleric 3 | HP: 23/23| AC: 17 (T: 13/FF: 15) | F +5, R +6, W +6 | CMB +1 | CMD 13 | Speed: 30 ft | Init +6 | Perception +2 | Conditions: None

Good point. Poog's got a Wand o' Boogers (CLW wand) with 9 more charges. He'll roll to get Mogmurch back to full.


NE male goblin Alchemist-3 | hp 23/23 | AC 20, touch 17, flat-footed 15 (+2 armor, +1 deflection+4 Dex, +1 dodge, +1 shield, +1 size) | Fort +6, Ref +7, Will +0 (+2 vs poison) Init +4; Senses darkvision 60 ft.; Perception +5 | Conditions: None

We were posting at the same time, Poog. Mogmurch will use one of his two CLW potions. He also has a CLW extract prepared.


Poog of Zarongel M goblin cleric 3 | HP: 23/23| AC: 17 (T: 13/FF: 15) | F +5, R +6, W +6 | CMB +1 | CMD 13 | Speed: 30 ft | Init +6 | Perception +2 | Conditions: None

Cool, sounds good to me.

I expect that cross-posting will happen more frequently with so many people tied to their computers right now.


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Since many people are now kinda stuck at home in/near computers I wanted to ask about posting speed.

I'm currently out of work for the next two weeks, and many of those days I'll be home and near the computer frequently. (Or in front of it nearly constantly..) One those days that I can post frequently, what is everyone's opinions on more posts from me? I don't know what everyone else's situations currently are looking like and I didn't want to leave anyone in the dust.


Poog of Zarongel M goblin cleric 3 | HP: 23/23| AC: 17 (T: 13/FF: 15) | F +5, R +6, W +6 | CMB +1 | CMD 13 | Speed: 30 ft | Init +6 | Perception +2 | Conditions: None

I'm pretty firmly in the 2 posts a day camp currently, at least for games I'm playing in (vs GMing), but I don't want anyone to feel like they can't keep up with me so whatever speed is decided on is fine with me.


| HP -2/23 | AC 20, T 14, FF 17 | Saves: 5/4/2 | CMD 16 | Perc. +10 | Init. +3 | 1 Con Damage | Unconscious, Prone

Work actually keeps me active. Expect a flurry of posts in the morning, a couple in the afternoon, and a bunch after my evening walk.


NE male goblin Alchemist-3 | hp 23/23 | AC 20, touch 17, flat-footed 15 (+2 armor, +1 deflection+4 Dex, +1 dodge, +1 shield, +1 size) | Fort +6, Ref +7, Will +0 (+2 vs poison) Init +4; Senses darkvision 60 ft.; Perception +5 | Conditions: None

I check throughout the day, and post as soon and as often as it makes sense. I enjoy a fast-paced game. I'm still in one now that's like watching a glacier melt. Argh!


Amara 'Doc' Featherton | Female CN Medium Human Gunslinger (Way of the Drifter) 3 | HP 27/32 | AC 20 | F +7 R +11 W +9 | Perc +9 Speed 25ft | Default Exploration: | Active Conditions: None

As I mentioned elsewhere it's still business as usual for me so my usual 1-2 post/day rate still holds. If that should change, I'll be sure to let folks across my games know.


NE male goblin Alchemist-3 | hp 23/23 | AC 20, touch 17, flat-footed 15 (+2 armor, +1 deflection+4 Dex, +1 dodge, +1 shield, +1 size) | Fort +6, Ref +7, Will +0 (+2 vs poison) Init +4; Senses darkvision 60 ft.; Perception +5 | Conditions: None

Only just now realized I exceeded my actions available in the Surprise round. I think the outcome is that Mogmurch would not have been able to fire his crossbow in Round 1. He missed anyway.


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No problemo Senor.


Amara 'Doc' Featherton | Female CN Medium Human Gunslinger (Way of the Drifter) 3 | HP 27/32 | AC 20 | F +7 R +11 W +9 | Perc +9 Speed 25ft | Default Exploration: | Active Conditions: None

Aw GM, I wouldn't have been bothered if you'd botted or delayed Chuffy. Sorry for slowing things down :(


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Sorry for the delay. Was busy finishing my likely last batch of syrup for the year yesterday and didn't quite feel up to GM posting.


Amara 'Doc' Featherton | Female CN Medium Human Gunslinger (Way of the Drifter) 3 | HP 27/32 | AC 20 | F +7 R +11 W +9 | Perc +9 Speed 25ft | Default Exploration: | Active Conditions: None

Regarding your question about height of the crow's nests...I actually couldn't find anything with a forum search and I don't have the PDF immediately handy to peek at. My gut reaction would be to leave it as is, since I could easily see it being done that way intentionally (for the reason you suggested, to reduce the lethal factor) or unintentionally as a mistake on the part of the writer.

It wouldn't be the first time in a scenario/module where something, as described, defied the laws of physics...


NE male goblin Alchemist-3 | hp 23/23 | AC 20, touch 17, flat-footed 15 (+2 armor, +1 deflection+4 Dex, +1 dodge, +1 shield, +1 size) | Fort +6, Ref +7, Will +0 (+2 vs poison) Init +4; Senses darkvision 60 ft.; Perception +5 | Conditions: None
Reta wrote:
Since she has the high ground she can shoot us down pretty easily.

Though that makes sense, the Higher Ground rule granting a +1 to attack rolls applies only to melee attacks.


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Just so you know, this is a pretty mean fight.

Yup, she's not gaining an attack bonus, just the benefit of not being in melee and a little bit of cover helps too.

Sovereign Court

Ironfang Invasion | Loot/Provisions | Combat Map

Please bot me this weekend... combination of being busy/work stretching into weekend/not feeling up to posting. Sorry


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No rush nor worries.


NE male goblin Alchemist-3 | hp 23/23 | AC 20, touch 17, flat-footed 15 (+2 armor, +1 deflection+4 Dex, +1 dodge, +1 shield, +1 size) | Fort +6, Ref +7, Will +0 (+2 vs poison) Init +4; Senses darkvision 60 ft.; Perception +5 | Conditions: None

Yeah, my own motivation has left the building, too.


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Ya this fight doesn't help. It can be kinda long.


NE male goblin Alchemist-3 | hp 23/23 | AC 20, touch 17, flat-footed 15 (+2 armor, +1 deflection+4 Dex, +1 dodge, +1 shield, +1 size) | Fort +6, Ref +7, Will +0 (+2 vs poison) Init +4; Senses darkvision 60 ft.; Perception +5 | Conditions: None

Fight's totally cool. You're doing great, GM. Just prefer Corona with some lime and good company. Not this isolation b!%!%#!#.


Amara 'Doc' Featherton | Female CN Medium Human Gunslinger (Way of the Drifter) 3 | HP 27/32 | AC 20 | F +7 R +11 W +9 | Perc +9 Speed 25ft | Default Exploration: | Active Conditions: None

^Yep. As I've said elsewhere, my lack of posting motivation has absolutely nothing to do with any of my players or GMs and everything to do with life disruption.


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I'm not sure I prefer any type of corona. I took a six pack to our last icefishing trip of the season in late March and man, even with lime its hard to drink that stuff!

Well, best thing I can say is if the weather outside is nice then get out and enjoy it somehow. A walk with your significant other and listening to nature does wonders.


Poog of Zarongel M goblin cleric 3 | HP: 23/23| AC: 17 (T: 13/FF: 15) | F +5, R +6, W +6 | CMB +1 | CMD 13 | Speed: 30 ft | Init +6 | Perception +2 | Conditions: None
Larry wrote:
Fight's totally cool. You're doing great, GM. Just prefer Corona with some lime and good company. Not this isolation b%@!*%+&
K wrote:
...my lack of posting motivation...

100% this. I thought being inside would make me want to post more, but instead, I seem to be putting it off more and more. Work's been blending into my normal life which is not okay, and by the time I do get a chance to check the boards I'm overwhelmed.

I'm in control of my life though, so, I'm already taking the steps to have a defined end to my work days (versus continuing to check IMs and e-mails after hours/on weekends)... but bear with me as I do so. We're all still getting used to this.


NE male goblin Alchemist-3 | hp 23/23 | AC 20, touch 17, flat-footed 15 (+2 armor, +1 deflection+4 Dex, +1 dodge, +1 shield, +1 size) | Fort +6, Ref +7, Will +0 (+2 vs poison) Init +4; Senses darkvision 60 ft.; Perception +5 | Conditions: None

Yeah, I think a lot of us are muddling through this uncertain time, trying to figure out how to adjust.


NE male goblin Alchemist-3 | hp 23/23 | AC 20, touch 17, flat-footed 15 (+2 armor, +1 deflection+4 Dex, +1 dodge, +1 shield, +1 size) | Fort +6, Ref +7, Will +0 (+2 vs poison) Init +4; Senses darkvision 60 ft.; Perception +5 | Conditions: None

Missed Vorka's movement in the post and on the map. Thanks for pointing that out to me.


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We're basically done with this the second We Be Goblins! Module. Please review and finish anything that I'll need for your chronicles in the spreadsheet here. Spreadsheet

Make sure your character you're applying this to is listed. The chronicle is for levels 1-2.

In regards to the next installment:

A: Do you all wish to continue?
B: If so, are you wanting to play the same character?
C: Do you want to start soon or delay a bit?
D: Do you have any constructive criticisms from my end? Things you liked, didn't like, etc.


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Poog of Zarongel M goblin cleric 3 | HP: 23/23| AC: 17 (T: 13/FF: 15) | F +5, R +6, W +6 | CMB +1 | CMD 13 | Speed: 30 ft | Init +6 | Perception +2 | Conditions: None

Yes and yes to A & B. Perhaps a slight delay? Up to everyone else, I can make it work either way.

Criticism, hmm, not really. You did a great job. I enjoyed the horse fight, and liked that you let Poog do some crazy s@!# that probably meant going off the rails a bit. Allowing the firework down the chimney was great - I would have struggled to figure out the actual impact of it. It didn't seem like you did. Nicely done.


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Amara 'Doc' Featherton | Female CN Medium Human Gunslinger (Way of the Drifter) 3 | HP 27/32 | AC 20 | F +7 R +11 W +9 | Perc +9 Speed 25ft | Default Exploration: | Active Conditions: None

Also putting in my vote for 'yes' to A & B! I'm happy to keep on trucking now if folks want but I'm also good to chill and wait a little bit before we start the next one.

Can't think of any criticisms off the top of my head and I agree with Red that you seem to have little trouble just rolling with whatever strange curveballs we throw :)


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NE male goblin Alchemist-3 | hp 23/23 | AC 20, touch 17, flat-footed 15 (+2 armor, +1 deflection+4 Dex, +1 dodge, +1 shield, +1 size) | Fort +6, Ref +7, Will +0 (+2 vs poison) Init +4; Senses darkvision 60 ft.; Perception +5 | Conditions: None

Day Job Craft (alchemy): 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (9) + 6 = 15
Updated spreadsheet.

Definitely want to continue, and I'm happy to do so as soon as everybody's ready.

I'm GMing the subtier 15-16 table of the Special right now, so my brain hurts a bit, but not too bad. This is a pleasant diversion.

You've done a great job, GM! You were born for this.

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