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"Holy cow!"
Giggett draws her bow and moves a bit closer to the action while hiding under some bush. She then tries to snipe the enemy archer.
Her arrow strikes true.
piercing damage + precision piercing damage.
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"Oh my lord, you are PCs?! I mean, even +9 is not that great! You guys should sign up to become NPCs. Steady job, good bonuses--"
She touches her tusks.
"--great dental!"
Natsume oofs and moves to a better position, raising her shield and taking cover.
Sitril reaches for his axe and strides forwards, his fast legs take him way further than before which surprises him. Being exposed Sitril takes cover behind the bush.
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Slipping behind a tree, Giggett pops out undetected, until her arrow hits the lady-Orc.
Natsume moves and takes cover behind her shield--
Sitril moves and takes cover.
Tamerius sees where Natsume and Sitril, by the black-feathered arrow sticking out!
First around the corner, a rather obese Orc-- with a big piece of tree trunk in hand, and some patchwork leather or hide armor, comes rushing out and bee-lines for the big foxy lady he spots.
He speaks words of finesse and elegance: "Grrrummmpph!"
Not Orcish. Just some sound.
Then a whole gaggle of Orcs come rushing out after fatso-- though they probably do not call him that to his pretty face.
Or maybe Orcs like this?
They all have different colored bandanas-- blue, red, yellow...
And they all grab a javelin in hand.
All thinking: "Duh, I had 10 minutes to get one in hand!"
Tamerius realizes the portly orc made a lot of noise, and the foes are not that numerous.
"Sitril, Nat', prepare yourself, I'll distract the big one."
Tamerius concentrates and cast Forbidding Ward between Natsume and the big ugly orc she's fighting.
May Hell's Fire protect you from this creature!
Then he retreats into the forest.
Tamerius bolsters Natsume's defenses--
--and the lady-Orc fires at Natsume and Sitril.
Sitril is not hit but Natsume is, once again.
Then a third arrow goes wild...
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"Hello Ugly... Do you know why your friends are far behind you? Because they hate you! They want you to die!!!"
She then decides to channel lightnings on the big guy.
lightning damage, basic Reflex save DC 19.
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"Orcs are cowards, kill their champion and the rest will flee. That's what my father said." murmurs quietly.
Sitril looks at the orcs filling the empty space. His rage raises and he lets himself be carried by it. He eyes the small foes and again turns his eyes at the big orc threatening Natsume. He will not fail her again. Sitril tights his grip on the axe and begins moving forwards, after taking the first step he feels like he is losing control, there is him and the enemy and nothing else. He takes another set of quick steps and swings with his axe
The axe finds its spot somewhere below the arm digging deep into the orcish arm.
The big guy glances at Giggett, seeming to at least understand what she is saying, but he smiles:
"Yes, all hate Lord Nar! All want Lord Nar to die! Because all JEALOUS!"
And he grins-- which is not the prettiest thing.
Bird fly away from the trees upon seeing that.
Though overweight, he is not that slow, and manages to avoid some of the electric arc--
The raging Sitril moves up and bites into the flesh under Lord Nar's arm, but the rolls of fat and the hide armor dampen the blow's damage somewhat...
Natsume lets her flailhead drop before whipping it into a spin, lashing out:
She is trying to keep herself well-covered, however, and doesn’t strike further.
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Natsume uses her reaction to block the incoming arrow-- though the point still hurts her lightly by poking through the metal.
Now she does not come close to pushing through the big Orc's rolls of fat and thick hide armor.
Lord Nar sees the flail bounce off his armor, and the fox hiding in the trees behind a shield-- and he ROARRRRS, his eyes going red and veins bulging all over.
He spins around, and, in a rageful furry he swings his tree trunk at Sitril's head--
--BONK! The trunk smacks Sitril hard.
Having swung, the Orc brings the club back with a backswing that bashes Sitril's cheek.
Natsume reacts--
Two Orcs come up to Natsume, toss javelins at her, and pulls out their knuckle daggers.
The javelins are lost in the trees.
The other four Orcs toss useless javelins at Sitril, before pulling out their daggers and moving in.
Tamerius calls for the healing flames of Hell to protect Sitril while continuing to protect Natsume from the BUO's attacks.
May the burning flames of Hell cleans your wounds Sitril!
Tamerius brings infernal healing to Sitril-- while protecting Natsume.
Lord Nar scratches his head and looks at his club, not understanding why the Dwarf seems mostly unhurt.
As he scratches his head, an arrow comes sailing under his arm and hits Natsume!
The Orc lady smiles for her good shot--
--as her second arrow avoids the Orcs and hits Sitril, though he feels less of the hurt with his rage.
She grins, now, and fires a third arrow-- but it is lost amongst the trees.
She shrugs...
Seeing the pack of orcs swarming Sitril, Giggett decides to reduce their number. She starts by calling for the power of nature, summoning an arc of lightning just over Sitril, using his axe to convey electricity.
lightning damage, basic Reflex save DC 19 on lord Nar and the blue orc.
She then shoots an arrow to finish the orc off .
Giggett lets a small bolt of lightning crackle between Lord Nar and the blue Orc.
Sitril's axe must help, because the blue Orc turns really blue!
And Giggett thenshoots an arrow to finish the orc off, since he is not already dead, even if fried.
The arrow imbeds itself in the Orc's neck-- but, although he gurgles blood, he remains ferociously standing!
Lord Nar is jolted, and one of his earrings melts.
The Orc does not seem hurt.
He frowns, and tosses a stinging and hurtful, but oh so cunningly worded, smart word at Giggett: "Grrrummmph?!"
Sitril feels the electricity arcing above him, yet again the benefit of a short height! Sometimes things flies over your head instead of hitting in it. Dwarf feels the smell of burned orc and hears his being hit with an arrow, so imagine his surprise when he spots that it is still standing.
He takes a swing and attacks the barely standing foe
With his axe in motion he turns around and takes the weapon through the Lord Nar knee
He then takes a step to the side, away from Orcs.
Blop!, the Blue Orc no longer reacts to anything--
--as Sitril killed it dead.
Sitril then hits Lord Nar-- Ouch...
Natsume, grinning as she feels Daikitsu retroactively steal three of this Orc’s five-dozen-egg breakfast, lashes out once more!
...and then, y’know, stays behind the cover of her shield and the trees.
A bit before, you marvelled at how Natsume suddenly struck out at Lord Nar when he hit Sitril so hard.
Natsume deflected some of the blow-- because the big guy decided to not stop hitting, but, because he did, he feels like a Bad Orc.
BAD BAD BAD ORC!!!
And he was all heavy and enfeebleed 2-- but he did manage to still hit, just, barely, because Sitril was in a frenzy, but the blow was lighter -
But Natsume swings and miss--
Lord Nar is really pissed off.
He is upset Natsume made him less strong.
"ME STWONGEST!"
And he proves it by swinging his tree at foxy lady-- who cares about cover, about shields, about magic help from Asmodeus... just hit hard enough.
And he does once.
Natsume blocks with her shield--
But does not shove him back
Then he hits!
Three orcs close in on Sitril.
"I get his beard!"
"Dib on his nose!"
The first orange one is unable to disarm Sitril with his left hand and misses with his dagger.
But then the second green one manages to shake his axe lose in the Dwarf's hands.
But his follow up dagger strike misses--
Finally, yellow moves in-- "Me get axe, me get axe!", and manages to shake the axe loose, again...
And then, tries once more to disarm Sitril, seeing as the axe is loose in the Dwarf's fingers.
Sitril most probably curses, as his ancestors roll over in their stone graves!
An Anvilbrand disarmed?!
NOOOOOOOooooooo....
"Yesssss..." shouts the Orc, as Sitrils' axe is knocked out of your hand onto the ground at your feet.
Red-eyes and pink-eye move in on Natsume, and both try to disarm her and then stab... but nothing gives.
"Fox harder than Dwarf. We want to swap!"
Again Tamerius calls for Hell’s power to heal wounds. This time, this is for Natsume.
May Hell’s Fire cauterized your wounds Natsume!
Then he moves closer.
Tamerius heals and comes up to join the fray.
The Orc archer misses all three arrows...
Sitril looses his axe. His axe!
"You leave my axe alone! This tool of destruction will come to you in a second you filthy rats!"
Sitril dodges and blocks every hit that the orcs have tried. He quickly lifts his axe and makes a powerful strike beginning from Lord Nar and following through Orc standing adjacent to him
Well, that was the plan, but the fat of Lord Nar successfully slowed Sitril axe.
Natsume groans. ”Can you hold still?”
”Or not? Oh well. Thanks, Tam!”
As Sitril quickly lifts his axe--
--Lord Nar bops the Dwarf on the head. Quite hard.
He seems happy all his muscles are back.
"Me stwong ahgain. Me me ahgain. LORD NAR!"
As Sitril's head swims a bit, he swings and hits Lord Nar back.
But he is a bit dizzy and nearly drops his axe again... but, no, he doesn't.
Then Natsume tries to get a strike in, but the heavy hide blocks it.
Giggett mumbles curses on all the orcs and their children and their grand children while she summons the lightnings again. Her hair gets all straight on her head for a second but gets down as quickly as they went up. She is not used to her new power and still doesn't manage to harness it properly .
She then shoots with her bow, targetting Lord Nar this time.
But she hits the fat without getting through it...
Giggett is so not used to her new power that she targets no one with it!
Luckily the arc avoids Tamerius, and goes from Pink Bandana to Lord Nar--
--Pink is really badly fried, she thought it was going to hit Tamerius.
Lord Nar sees it coming and bends like a willow-- well, his back does crack.
And Giggett's arrow actually hits a zit!
Disgusting...
"Oh, t'anks!" says Lord Nar--
--and, his arm light from the punctured zit, he looks from Natsume to Sitril, and back to Natsume... but decides in the end to try and hit Sitril.
Well, try he did-- and a perfect blow it is!
All the Goblins instinctively react-- making a wave and calling out: "Looord Naaar!", though you see on their faces this is something they have to do.
Natsume reacts, but the Orc wants hit candy, so he accepts the Guit-- why, he loves guilt!
But the cushioned blow is still harsh--
--and drops Sitril, who does not realize he lost his axe again.
Lord Nar turns to Natsume: "Dwarf no fun. Dwarf no play.
Fox wanna play?"
The wind whistles as the big piece of lumber flies around her head, but Natsume avoids the hits...
Three Orcs rush in around Natsume and start trying to grab her flail with one hand and stab at her with the other hand--
Orange Bandana hits himself in the eye with the flail and is flat footed.
All the other Orcs do better-- by not slipping. But they do no good at all.
Red and Pink try-- neither manages to disarm Natsume.
But Pink lands a lucky blow--
-- that is a rather light hit.
But Red gets upset and yells at Pink: "Fox mine! STOP!"
Red tries to stab Pink--
"No! Fox MINE!"
--who tries to stab back.
They both miss one another.
Tamerius calls for Asmodeus' Power to destroy all his enemies.
May HELL punish the unbelievers!
Asmodeus smiles and whispers in your ear:
But, somehow, Tamerius holds back for just a second-- are Gigget, Sitril and Natsume his enemies?
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Asmodeus truly loves you--"HURT THEM ALL!"
As dark energy washes out--
--Lord Nar's other earring melts. "Ouch!"
Five Orcs melt and die-- but refuse to go see Asmodeus, and ferociously remain standing!
"F#ck law!"
The elegant Orc Archer laughs at you all!
She fires at twin shot at Tamerius and Giggett--missing.
But hits Tamerius with her third arrow.
Giggett wasn't ready for this, not at all, and she takes full damage.
"What the hell are you doing?!!?"
Realizing that Sitril won't make it if she doesn't save him, she draws a scroll and starts reading it. She gets more and more used to this spell and even decided to cast a heightened version of it. Sitril's soul is soothed by her words and his wounds are no more an issue for him, as he feels he's on a heavenly cloud of beer.
Giggett's Bleaching turns to black-- for a few moments as Negative Energy washes over her.
Healed by Giggett, Sitril's eyes pop open--
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As the dark energy washes over-- it only pushes Sitril closer to death, but his sturdy body resists, and he does not dip his toe in the River of Souls.
Then it is a wave of positive energy that comes into Sitril--!
Sitril opens his eyes.
He lying on the ground, his axe beside him.
”AaaAAAaargh! Dammit, Sitril!” she hisses. But she can’t deny it was an effective tactic...
”Last Orc standing gets to fight me!” she chimes, seeing them start to fight amongst themselves.