JakeTG's Untitled Campaign

Game Master JakeTG

Nimos raises his head from his now empty cup of mead as the little human eyes him and the Gnome.

Well this is the first time I have ever been called little by a human, I don't see this one eating dolls though.

Nimos says completely strait faced.

"No no, you're not little. You just look like you eat others that are little. Have you, ever?"

Miyako points at Merrilin and makes a sad face. "Please don't eat him, sir."

Kwin chuckles as he takes another sip from his tankard. "It's funny when it's happening to someone else."

HAHA! Tis true I've be eatin' dozons of little dollies like this laddie Merry Gestures at Nimos

But frankly the man be a lil' chewy fur me tastes, I enjoy me dolls well tenderized

Perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24

"Good! Now that we've all agreed to not eat each other, it's time for important matters."

Miyako picks up her chair and places it in a way she can see all the people she's been talking to from it. She sits herself down and crosses both legs and arms. "I have no idea what they are, though. Someone please enlighten me."

"Yes, important matters!" agrees Kwin, now mildly buzzed. "Where's our food?"

Right here darlin', don't fret
She places the food and Nimos's drinks on the table
Thanks ya'll for waitin' sweeties, the show should start in a short while. Till then enjoy the food. Can I get ya'll anything else?

Miyako nods heavily. "The show! That's it, that's what's important!"

Now where has grandpa gone? He said he wanted to see the show.

Kwin smiles as he breaks off a hunk of cheese and dips it in the dish of honey.

"Thank you, miss! Baijiu would be nice, if you have any."

Sure thing hon, be right up
She leaves once more

Nimos picks up one of his chickens in one hand and then crunches through the front snapping bone and gristle finishing the whole thing in seven bites before picking up and downing his second ale and mopping at his face with a cloth.

Not bad as chicken goes, not very good either. At least it isn't trail rations

Nimos makes a face at the thought of trail rations tugging on his horn? ring.

I am now disturbed, wondering if I should have ordered a salad and vegetables since he is a minotaur. Ah well no lets hope his kind are omnivorous and I won't spend the next few hours on the crapper.

You're disturbed...

Kwin seems to shrink back in his chair a bit, then grabs his tankard and downs a large swig, never taking his eyes off the minotaur.

"Don't dally with that baijiu!" he shouts.

Merry eats a spoonfull of apple pie
I don know about ye chickens, but I must be sayin' this apple pie coulda been grown, cultivated, and baked by me dear ol' mudda! One of da finest me ever had!

While enjoying his pie Merry hears a commotion behind him. He turns around and sees their waitress being pulled by the arm by a dwarf, The waitress is trying to pull away but can't seem to break free

Oy laddies, our server seemin' ta be havin a right sour time

Merry points to the on-going scene

Me be thinkin' she be in need of assistance what da ya say boys?

Without waiting for an answer Merry starts to scuffle off his seat

Kol turns to regard the scene behind them then looks at Kwin. "Shall we intervene, Sir? I would rather not involve you in a potential brawl, but I would appreciate if you tell me beforehand if you will disregard my advice so I may take proper precautions."

"Wait, what?" Kwin turns to look in the direction the gnome is pointing.

"Hey, you! DWARF!" he shouts, emboldened by the alcohol. "Leave her be! She's to bring me my drink yet!"

Kol makes a sound that could easily have been interpreted as a long-suffering sigh at Kwin's outburst. He stands up, the stool clattering to the floor behind him as he walks over to the dwarf's table.

"Excuse me, sir, but I must concur with my loud companion over there. Please unhand the lady so that she may continue her rounds," he says cooly. Hopefully he could end this before things get out of hand. Standing so close to the dwarf now, the size difference seems almost comical, Kol's almost 7 ft. armored bulk looming over the smaller dwarf.

As Kol gets close to the dwarf a pair of paticulary large Warforged guards appear from adjacent tables and step between Kol and the dwarf, they don't conceal their Warforged appearance and are a foot shorter then Kol, but they say without fear:

Step Down Sir, This Is Not Your Concern

Kol and Kwin roll knowledge enginerring checks please

Knowledge: Engineering: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (10) + 5 = 15

Would I get a bonus due to being the same... creature as them?

Kn:Engineering: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (13) + 10 = 23

Kwin takes another swig of pulque, then places his tankard on the table, pulls a pair of rust-colored gloves from a pocket, and begins pulling them on.

"Unless you intend to fetch my drink for me in her stead, I'd say it is my concern, metal-mouth."

No, same way a human may not understand the workings of a human body don't worry you got it

Kol you know these are non-sentient models, simple mechanical contrations with minimal thinking other then what they are ordered to do by their owner

Kwin you know this and that this particular model has a weakness in its knees, if hit there it will fall over and need repairs to stand back up

Stand Down Sir, This Is Not Your Concern

Ye laddies best be standin' down before we be turnin' ya ta cookie cans
Merry walks forward and palms a dagger at his waist

Threat Detected, Step Down Sir or Face Immed-

At that molment a dwarf can be seen flying through the air, and lands unceromoniasly on a table with humans seated around it, spilling drinks everywhere. The two warforged run over to the table to assist their owner

The waitress looks at the three who were coming to her assistance Mighty thoughtful of you boys but I think I got it cover for th-

YOU SODDY B&!!#!! The waitress narrowly dodges a tankard that goes wizzing by her head

One of the humans had got up (appearing very drunk) and threw the tankard, enraged by the sudden break in his evening.

The tankard flys through the air, hits an orc in the back of the head and lands in the hand of a goblin. The orc turns around, picks up the goblin and with a fierce RRRRRRRAAAAAAAWWWWWWRRR throws him across the room.

While this happens the 5 humans rush in the waitress direction while the two warforged help the dwarf up and the tavern erupts into chaos as people are attacking each other from all sides.

Kol sighs again and draws his buckler and longsword and takes a defensive stance. So much for not escalating. "I am sorry my brothers but... as of now it is my concern."

He hesitates on attacking though as the offending dwarf is suddenly airborne and Kol stops for a moment for his processing center to parse out what just happened.

Move Action: Draw Longsword and Buckler.
Standard Action: Fight Defensively but not attack.

added a bit to the above section, here is a video for reference

Bar Fight There we go

Roll initiatives please ^.^

Also fight defensively and defensive stance are two seperate things, just fyi

Kwin surges to his feet, what appears to be a sturdy walking stick in one hand. Hanbo. Note Kwin was not expecting a fight and does not have his buckler with him; -1 to the stated AC. (He also left his backpack in his room.)

One eyebrow goes up in surprise as the dwarf takes flight. His head snaps around to look at the waitress.

"Whoa..."

Initiative: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (20) + 6 = 26

1d20 + 6 ⇒ (18) + 6 = 24

I know. I did mean fight defensively but I didn't want to declare an attack yet. Reading it again, I guess I do have to make an attack to use it.

"The show's begun, haha!" Miyako gets up and climbs on top of the table, where she starts clapping and jumping. "Woohoo! Get 'em boys!"

I'd never have thought of placing actors amongst the inn's guests!

Initiative: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (12) + 3 = 15

"Miyako, get down and take cover! It's not safe!" And you might kick over my drink!

"Aww, Kwin. It's nice of you to think of my safety, but I'm not a child who needs to be told standing on tables is dangerous. I know that, and that's why I'm being careful."

Mumbling some words, Miyako reaches in front of her with her hand. One of the plates on the table, Kwin's plate, begins to levitate and moves up to her hand. (Mage Hand) Miyako takes the plate when it's close to her hand, and begins to eat what's on it while watching the spectacle.

Can't remember ordering anything, but oh wel.

Kwin grumbles and turns his attention back to the general chaos. "I tried. Not my concern."

Initiative: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (18) + 4 = 22
At the sight of viloence, a look overcomes the elf-orcs face. Raising his morning star to hos face, harry licks one of the many steel points that speckle the surface. Some of the points still show signs of recent use, as blood and bits of flesh still hang from the weapon.
In a voice devoid of emotion names harry. Now lets have some fun.

Stepping forward, harry puts a hand upon the minotaur. Speaking a holy word, harry casts a spell upon the ferocious east.
please, honorable minotaur, remind these puny humans why your kind is so ferocious in battle
cast enlarge person on nimos

Ho boy, Notin bedda then a good brawl

Initiative: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 12

Oh bugger

Waiting for Nimos to roll but otherwise here is the order. So far only Kol and Kwin drew a weapon, humans currently charging Waitress, and other general chaos
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Added Nimos to the order
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Order:

1 Kwin
2 Kol
3 Harry
4 Miyako
5 The Waitress
6 Human 1
7 Human 2
8 Merrilin
9 Human 3
10 Human 4
11 Human 5
12 Nimos Sorry buddy lol

int: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4

Nimos looks around at the brawl unimpressed and finishes his mouthful of chicken before standing up and letting the song of battle calls out to him. Pulling his sword out he sighs almost sadly at its edge before letting out a mighty roar and laying about with the flat of his blade. Turning to the elf orc he says

Watch my back

Rage, draw greatsword, non lethal attacks

attack: 1d20 + 6 - 4 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 6 - 4 + 2 = 18
damage: 2d6 + 7 + 3 ⇒ (2, 6) + 7 + 3 = 18

possible aoo

attack: 1d20 + 6 - 4 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 6 - 4 + 2 = 21
damage: 2d6 + 7 + 3 ⇒ (2, 4) + 7 + 3 = 16

Any rioting individuals in range.

I'm not clear on whether we'll be using a map, where the waitress is or how far away, etc. But since the serving girl incident is what started all this, Kwin would most likely go to her aid (even though she apparently needs no help). Use the following if it appears one of the humans rushing her is about to attack. Otherwise he'll just ready for same.

Kwin dashes to intercept the men rushing the waitress.

Hanbo Attack: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (14) + 6 = 20
Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 2

Pfft, hardly worth the bother.

EDIT: Removed comment to GM.

"Wait, you're not all actors?", Miyako asks with a frown. Her face then clears as she thinks she understands the situation. "Oh! We all get to join in the show? It's an interactive show!"

Miyako jumps on the floor and throws the plate, somehow already emptied, on the table. She stretches her arms and loosens her shoulders. "That should be fun!"

Pointing a finger at the human Kwin attacked, Miyako casts a spell. "Souls that guide me, make this creature tremble."

Move action: get off the table.
Standard action: cast Doom on the human Kwin attacked.
Free actions: talk, talk and talk.

Your right Kwin sorry xD

Also Nimos you might wanna take a look at this: Enlarge Person

One of your allies cast it on you :P

Bar Map , I will work in grids in at the next scene, for not your close enough that it doesn't matter

Included human labels: Improved Map

Please say which human your each hitting (sorry, first time working with online maps, bound to be a few hiccups)

I don't know which it is, but I'm targetting the same target as Kwin.

If you want to specify which one seems the most immediate threat to the waitress, that's fine. Otherwise... hmm. Kwin would reach #4 first, but he wouldn't just attack indiscriminately. Not in a bar fight, anyway. So, your call, GM.

#4 is fine, I don't want to dictate your actions, they are all of equal threat as of right now
Attack hits, halting the man's charge, he didn't seem to have taken that blow well and...
Will Save: 1d20 ⇒ 13

He does not resist Doom, 4 is shaken
didnt realize oracles use charisma

Edit Important: Further reading of Enlarge person shows that it will not work on me. It only effects humanoid(human/elf/whatever) I am a monstrous humanoid and there for immune to the spell.

Last round I will hit human four with my blade and the first one that provokes an aoo even if he isn't moving toward me.
If none are in my reach I will walk up while drawing my sword and attack.
Dm enlarge is a full round it takes effect this turn.
I am now a 15 foot square with a reach of 15.
I did however use the wrong damage dice for my last two attacks. Large greatswords do 3d6 not 2d6 and my current huge greatsword does 3d8's
I will swing at 4 if he is still up if not I will swing at 5.

damage 1: 3d6 + 7 + 3 ⇒ (2, 3, 2) + 7 + 3 = 17
aoo damage 1: 3d6 + 7 + 3 ⇒ (6, 5, 6) + 7 + 3 = 27

Round 2

Suddenly his body grow at the words of the elf'orc behind him Nimos glances around as the world shrinks even further. Seeing his huge muscles flex and his blade grow even more massive he smiles as he continues to lay about with his sword. Then feels the size pull mockingly from his flesh leaving him as he was before.

1d20 + 6 - 4 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 6 - 4 + 2 = 18
3d6 + 9 + 3 ⇒ (4, 1, 4) + 9 + 3 = 21

Possible aoo

1d20 + 6 - 4 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 6 - 4 + 2 = 11
3d6 + 9 + 3 ⇒ (6, 5, 6) + 9 + 3 = 29

Hold up fella we are still at round 1 lol

Kol grunts as the parameters of the his mission suddenly changed. He meets the new threat head on -or at least shoulder first- as he barrels into the throng of charging humans, attempting to break their charge with one of his own.

Full-Round Action: Charge + Bull Rush Human #5.
Bull Rush: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (12) + 5 = 17

I assume that the humans are currently unarmed?

2 and 3 have tankards visable

The blow by Kol knocks Human #5 toward his ally Human #2 and...
do you wish to continue your bull rush into Human #2? You have 5 more feet to go in your bull rush, but you will provoke AoO from #3, though he is using an improvised weapon

Damn the torpedoes! Full steam ahead!

Seeing a giant metal man hurdling through his allies Human #3 makes a hasty swing with his tankard and...

AoO, Just Realized only way he can hit you right now is with a nat 20 lol: 1d20 - 3 ⇒ (18) - 3 = 15

Swings wide! He misses the rampaging metal monster

Make your Bull Rush with a -4 Penalty against Human #2

Bull Rush Human #2: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 1 = 17

Well, huh. This worked out far better than I ever intended it to.

And Bam! Human#2 Gets pushed as well by the rampaging man, halting both the humans in their tracks

GM Arbitrary Roll #5: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
GM Arbitrary Roll #2: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 1 = 19

Human#5 (Feeling a little tipsy from the booze and a huge bulk of metal crashing into him and then being crashed into his friend) loses his balance and gets knocked prone

Seeing the charging humans rushing toward her, the waitress prepares to strike

As Human 1 Approches he draws a dagger at his side and makes an attack...
CMB: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (14) + 7 = 21
...but is quickly disarmed by the waitress before he can make an attack.

As Human 3 rushes toward the waitress he is greeted by the blunt end of Nimos's Greatsword (AoO) and goes spiraling to the ground

Human 4 Attempts an unarmed attack against the waitress...
AoO: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (8) + 7 = 15
damage: 1d4 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 7 = 11
...but his attack is blocked and a quick uppercut from the waitress finishes him off

Human 1 stands baffled, until a blunt sword stroke from Nimos knocks him down as well.

Sorry just realized I skipped you Merrilin, go ahead and take your action

Seeing his allies make quick work of the opponents, Merry decides to distract the remaining humans, he rushes over to them and casts Hypnotism

Creature HD: 2d4 ⇒ (3, 2) = 5

Lie down laddies, it'll all be over in a wee bit