World's Most Interesting First Steps (001) [PFS Standard]
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AC 18, touch 11, flat-footed 18 (+4 armor, +1 natural, +1 trait) hp 18 (2d8+5) Fort +5, Ref +0, Will +5; +1 trait bonus vs. spells, spell-like abilities, and poison Defensive Abilities defensive training; SR 6, magic resistant
He attacks the man in front of him
1d20 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 3 = 18
1d10 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8
1d100 ⇒ 36 low miss chance
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
The man called Larkin falls to the ground unconscious.
Jeanne retrieves her weapon and stands up while the standing is good. "Did we win?" she asks still a little dazed.
The vapor obscures all sight, including darkvision, beyond 5 feet. A creature 5 feet away has concealment (attacks have a 20% miss chance). Creatures farther away have total concealment (50% miss chance, and the attacker cannot use sight to locate the target).
Round 7! (SURPRISE THEME ♬)
The Bold May Act!
_________________
__ Annuit
__ Kendre -4 hp
__ Jeanne
__ Lars -6 hp, readied
__ Threatening figure -7 hp, 1 nonlethal, sickened
__ Halli -1 hp, readied
__ Larkin -9 hp, 1 nonlethal, KO'd
__ The crowd
Map updated.
Male Human Skald (1)/Bloodrager 1 Init +1 HP 19/19 AC 16 T11 FF15 Fort +3 Ref +1 Will+2 spd 30 Per+4 Inspired Rage 13/13
Not yet, but we're working on it...It's a war of attrition. They had the advantage but didn't pressed on it, the fools. Now we're scatteing their forces, and drop then one by one, while we are stronger than before now that you are awake. Let's kill theses blokes!
answers Lars with a savage grin, before casting the same spell at the veiled woman
Cast Cause fear DC 15 at "Threatening figure"
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Technically you need to have 'line of sight' on a target for that spell to work. But because we need to close this game out before your vacation, I'm just going to move you next to your target, have you stick your tongue out at Keandre and say "Nyah, nyah!" make the concentration check (with authority!), and scare the bejesus out of your target. ;)
concentration: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (17) + 5 = 22
Will save: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (13) + 5 = 18
Uh oh! Well two out of three ain't bad.
"KILL. ALL. OF. YOU...." she seethes.
male elf wizard (earth elemental) 1 | HP 10/12, acid cloud 0/7 | AC 13 (17), T 13, FF 10 (14)| F +2, R +3, W +3 (+2 vs enchantment; immune to sleep) | CMB -2, CMD 11 (13 vs bull rush/drag/reposition/trip/overrun) | Spd 30' | Perc +8 | Init +5
Feeling his acid well running dry, Annuit makes one last attempt to burn the mysterious figure.
acid cloud: 1d6 ⇒ 6
Moved my square on the map to not include Lars.
Fort save: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3
The threatening figure coughs and sputters and then suddenly goes stiff. "ACK! Curses! If it hadn't been for your--" *THUD!* The woman collapses in a heap before she can finish.
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
"-Unyielding faith in Iomedae!" Finishes Jeannebot raising her sword in triumph. "What did I miss?"
So what's next? It's still hard to see because of the fog.
Male Human Skald (1)/Bloodrager 1 Init +1 HP 19/19 AC 16 T11 FF15 Fort +3 Ref +1 Will+2 spd 30 Per+4 Inspired Rage 13/13
Everything? try to disperse this fog with some Wind, use your capes or Something like that
Lars tries to drag the corpse of the woman away from the fog.
AC 18, touch 11, flat-footed 18 (+4 armor, +1 natural, +1 trait) hp 18 (2d8+5) Fort +5, Ref +0, Will +5; +1 trait bonus vs. spells, spell-like abilities, and poison Defensive Abilities defensive training; SR 6, magic resistant
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Are going over and diagnosing her condition with a heal check?
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Lars Ullrich wrote: Everything? try to disperse this fog with some Wind, use your capes or Something like that
Lars tries to drag the corpse of the woman away from the fog.
Acidic fog or the other fog?
male elf wizard (earth elemental) 1 | HP 10/12, acid cloud 0/7 | AC 13 (17), T 13, FF 10 (14)| F +2, R +3, W +3 (+2 vs enchantment; immune to sleep) | CMB -2, CMD 11 (13 vs bull rush/drag/reposition/trip/overrun) | Spd 30' | Perc +8 | Init +5
The acidic fog goes away after a round so he should be ok from that.
"With the woman out of commission, I expect the fog will go away on its own soon enough. If not, we might have more enemies still to face." He grabs an arm to help Lars drag the woman somewhere private for some questions. Assuming that was your plan?
AC 18, touch 11, flat-footed 18 (+4 armor, +1 natural, +1 trait) hp 18 (2d8+5) Fort +5, Ref +0, Will +5; +1 trait bonus vs. spells, spell-like abilities, and poison Defensive Abilities defensive training; SR 6, magic resistant
As Lars, Keandre and Annuit move forward a figure takes a 5-foot step out of the mist and into Lars' field of view muttering something she is reading from an unrolled bit of parchment.
concentration to cast defensively: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9 Triggers an AoO from Lars.
Lars has one shot to stop her from finishing her spell.
Male Human Skald (1)/Bloodrager 1 Init +1 HP 19/19 AC 16 T11 FF15 Fort +3 Ref +1 Will+2 spd 30 Per+4 Inspired Rage 13/13
Sword to head: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7
Dmg: 1d10 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
Lars misses! With look of terrible triumph upon her face the woman completes the incantation and--
burning hands!: 1d4 ⇒ 1
Lars, Keandre, Annuit, reflex save (DC 11) for 1 point of nonlethal damage.
The crazy woman looks about in confusion. She had been anticipating high explosives from her scroll not sparklers. "WHAT A FREAKIN' JIP!"
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
The fire does however burn away the bits of the fog it touches.
The vapor obscures all sight, including darkvision, beyond 5 feet. A creature 5 feet away has concealment (attacks have a 20% miss chance). Creatures farther away have total concealment (50% miss chance, and the attacker cannot use sight to locate the target).
Round 8! (SURPRISE THEME ♬)
The Bold May Act!
_________________
__ Annuit
__ Kendre -3 hp
__ Jeanne
__ Lars -6 hp, readied
__ Halli -1 hp
__ The crowd
Map updated.
Male Human Skald (1)/Bloodrager 1 Init +1 HP 19/19 AC 16 T11 FF15 Fort +3 Ref +1 Will+2 spd 30 Per+4 Inspired Rage 13/13
Reflex save: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 1 = 18
Attack: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 = 10
Dmg: 1d10 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8
Lars manage to avoid being burned, but his counter Attack fails to connect again, leaving him angry and frustrated
AC 18, touch 11, flat-footed 18 (+4 armor, +1 natural, +1 trait) hp 18 (2d8+5) Fort +5, Ref +0, Will +5; +1 trait bonus vs. spells, spell-like abilities, and poison Defensive Abilities defensive training; SR 6, magic resistant
He has SR 6
1d20 + 1 ⇒ (14) + 1 = 15 reflex
AC 18, touch 11, flat-footed 18 (+4 armor, +1 natural, +1 trait) hp 18 (2d8+5) Fort +5, Ref +0, Will +5; +1 trait bonus vs. spells, spell-like abilities, and poison Defensive Abilities defensive training; SR 6, magic resistant
1d20 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 2 = 13 he attacks with his flail again
1d10 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 2 = 12
1d100 ⇒ 14 low
AC 18, touch 11, flat-footed 18 (+4 armor, +1 natural, +1 trait) hp 18 (2d8+5) Fort +5, Ref +0, Will +5; +1 trait bonus vs. spells, spell-like abilities, and poison Defensive Abilities defensive training; SR 6, magic resistant
LOL, what a time to roll a miss!
CL check v SR: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 1 = 18
"What a disappointment. I barely managed to singe Larkin. Oh well, I suppose I could use color spray again.... she says somehow dodging without trying.
male elf wizard (earth elemental) 1 | HP 10/12, acid cloud 0/7 | AC 13 (17), T 13, FF 10 (14)| F +2, R +3, W +3 (+2 vs enchantment; immune to sleep) | CMB -2, CMD 11 (13 vs bull rush/drag/reposition/trip/overrun) | Spd 30' | Perc +8 | Init +5
reflex: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4
Annuit is too slow to avoid the tiny flame erupting from the scroll. He can't see the new enemy too well through the crowd in front of him, but he does his best to lob some acid towards her.
Casting acid splash.
ranged touch-cover-into melee: 1d20 + 3 - 4 - 4 ⇒ (8) + 3 - 4 - 4 = 3
acid damage: 1d3 ⇒ 1
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Keandre Glasmiter wrote: LOL, what a time to roll a miss! Unless the flail is a reach weapon you would have missed anyway. That and ;)
Jeannebot drops her sword and rushes forward. She makes a grab for the woman. Halli stabs at her wildly, missing.
Halli's dagger v Jeannebot (AoO, cover): 1d20 - 4 ⇒ (1) - 4 = -3 damage: 1d4 ⇒ 4 miss
20% miss chance: 1d100 ⇒ 6 Jeannebot grapple v Halli: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (19) + 4 = 23 Sigh....
Jeannebot slams into the woman but the other is as difficult to catch in the fog as an eel in swamp.
"BLAST!" Jeanne swears.
The sorceress takes a step back and begins to weave another spell.
concentration check (cast defensively DC 17): 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (15) + 4 = 19
CL check (DC 6): 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (9) + 1 = 10
Scintillating light erupts from the woman's fingertips catching everyone but Annuit.
Jeannebot will save: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6
"Not again!" Jeanne moans and falls unconscious again.
The vapor obscures all sight, including darkvision, beyond 5 feet. A creature 5 feet away has concealment (attacks have a 20% miss chance). Creatures farther away have total concealment (50% miss chance, and the attacker cannot use sight to locate the target).
Round 9! (SURPRISE THEME ♬)
The Bold May Act!
_________________
__ Annuit
__ Kendre -2 hp
__ Jeanne unconscious, stunned, blinded, rd 1
__ Lars -6 hp,
__ Halli -1 hp
__ The crowd
Map updated.
Male Human Skald (1)/Bloodrager 1 Init +1 HP 19/19 AC 16 T11 FF15 Fort +3 Ref +1 Will+2 spd 30 Per+4 Inspired Rage 13/13
Will save: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8
lars falls on the ground, groaning
AC 18, touch 11, flat-footed 18 (+4 armor, +1 natural, +1 trait) hp 18 (2d8+5) Fort +5, Ref +0, Will +5; +1 trait bonus vs. spells, spell-like abilities, and poison Defensive Abilities defensive training; SR 6, magic resistant
AC 18, touch 11, flat-footed 18 (+4 armor, +1 natural, +1 trait) hp 18 (2d8+5) Fort +5, Ref +0, Will +5; +1 trait bonus vs. spells, spell-like abilities, and poison Defensive Abilities defensive training; SR 6, magic resistant
LOL, looks like we are going to die
AC 18, touch 11, flat-footed 18 (+4 armor, +1 natural, +1 trait) hp 18 (2d8+5) Fort +5, Ref +0, Will +5; +1 trait bonus vs. spells, spell-like abilities, and poison Defensive Abilities defensive training; SR 6, magic resistant
1d20 + 6 ⇒ (13) + 6 = 19 will save
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Three posts, but you haven't actually done anything this turn, Keandre.
The vapor obscures all sight, including darkvision, beyond 5 feet. A creature 5 feet away has concealment (attacks have a 20% miss chance). Creatures farther away have total concealment (50% miss chance, and the attacker cannot use sight to locate the target).
Round 9! (SURPRISE THEME ♬)
The Bold May Act!
_________________
__ Annuit
__ Kendre -2 hp
__ Jeanne unconscious, stunned, blinded, rd 1
__ Lars unconscious, stunned, blinded, rd 1
__ Halli -1 hp
__ The crowd
Map updated.
AC 18, touch 11, flat-footed 18 (+4 armor, +1 natural, +1 trait) hp 18 (2d8+5) Fort +5, Ref +0, Will +5; +1 trait bonus vs. spells, spell-like abilities, and poison Defensive Abilities defensive training; SR 6, magic resistant
He casts true strike on himself.
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Annuitbot casts grease at Halli's feet.
reflex save: 1d20 ⇒ 19
Halli remains on her feet though, and responds with a magical stream of acid shot from her finger tips.
Halli acid stream v Keandre (range touch): 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 2 = 13 acid damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
CL check v SR 6: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 = 9
The acid singes Keandre's chest and beard.
The vapor obscures all sight, including darkvision, beyond 5 feet. A creature 5 feet away has concealment (attacks have a 20% miss chance). Creatures farther away have total concealment (50% miss chance, and the attacker cannot use sight to locate the target).
Round 10! (SURPRISE THEME ♬)
The Bold May Act!
_________________
__ Annuit
__ Kendre -4 hp
__ Jeanne unconscious, stunned, blinded, rd 2
__ Lars unconscious, stunned, blinded, rd 2
__ Halli -1 hp
__ The crowd
Map updated.
AC 18, touch 11, flat-footed 18 (+4 armor, +1 natural, +1 trait) hp 18 (2d8+5) Fort +5, Ref +0, Will +5; +1 trait bonus vs. spells, spell-like abilities, and poison Defensive Abilities defensive training; SR 6, magic resistant
This is the fight that never ends, it just goes on and on my friends...
AC 18, touch 11, flat-footed 18 (+4 armor, +1 natural, +1 trait) hp 18 (2d8+5) Fort +5, Ref +0, Will +5; +1 trait bonus vs. spells, spell-like abilities, and poison Defensive Abilities defensive training; SR 6, magic resistant
He moves up to get into attacking range with his flail and tries to hit the lady... in the face
1d100 ⇒ 21 low miss chance
1d20 + 20 + 3 ⇒ (16) + 20 + 3 = 39
1d10 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
acid damage: 1d6 ⇒ 3
Halli Fort save: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
Annuitbot summons up another cloud of acidic green mist, and that combined with the buffeting supplied by Keandre is enough to knock the woman senseless.
END COMBAT!
A moment later the mist evaporates, revealing that it is ALMOST SUNDOWN!
Just as they realize they will have to run to make it to Venture-Captain Ambrus Valsin's office the city warders arrive to round up the disturbance-makers and ask their questions. Sacrificing Jeanne in her heavy armor to the guards' interrogation, Annuit and Keandre yank Lars out of the alleyway an into the crowd. They drag the skald until he is able to stand on his own and then tear off in the direction of the Grand Lodge like a pack of errant street boys.
The man who is staring at you critically.
Later, as everyone huffs and puffs in the Venture-Captain's fourth-floor office.
The Venture-Captain was standing looking out of his window as the sun set over the western arm of the bay, when the party burst through his door.
He did not turn, but only reminded them that had his door been a dungeon door that it might well have been trapped, and that without a proper door drill they might all well be dead now.
As the last rays of light faded over the horizon and offices lanterns took up the burden of providing light Valsin turns and says: "Well?"
AC 18, touch 11, flat-footed 18 (+4 armor, +1 natural, +1 trait) hp 18 (2d8+5) Fort +5, Ref +0, Will +5; +1 trait bonus vs. spells, spell-like abilities, and poison Defensive Abilities defensive training; SR 6, magic resistant
We have completed the tasks you gave to us he says.
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