
Mamise Iwani |

Disguise: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (14) + 9 = 23
A blonde, freckled and busty girl in an apron enters the scene.
She then removes a wig, wipes off her makeup, slips off raised shoes and removes breast padss to reveal herself as Mamise.
"Fooled ya" she says with a wink before switching back to her fox form.

Vitellia Orlovsky |

I'm gonna check in here, since this is the group we'd previously settled on me being in. I'm assuming TLGM just transposed Derra and I by accident on his list.

The Little Game Master |

Bahahaha! I love it. Now if only our Bard could check in so we can get this party started...lolz

Vitellia Orlovsky |

Wait a second, there's four girls and a bard at this table!
We are going to look like a harem and that's fine by me.
I can assure you that Vitellia will be quite swift to disabuse anyone of that notion.

Seleste Talyn |

I am not sure Seleste would know what you are insinuating and the spirits around her would probably go mum on the subject. Although she probably assumes you are talking about Elk herds and basic animal husbandry of copulation and calving... isolated farm girl here.

Mamise Iwani |

Poor Gage, all this hostility at him. Myself, should it help somehow, I'd be ready to pretend I'm expecting his baby.
"Oh, no, Mister Guard, we were not fleeing, we were just trying to reach the temple, I believe I'm going into labor..."

Gage G |
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Mamise Iwani wrote:I can assure you that Vitellia will be quite swift to disabuse anyone of that notion.Wait a second, there's four girls and a bard at this table!
We are going to look like a harem and that's fine by me.
Secretly we're all Vitellia's harem :P
Also, luckily, Gage is not a particularly lecherous bard.

Gage G |

I was planning to make a pathfinder pouch anyway, but now I want to make 5 xD
(incase there isn't room in the baby bumps)
edit: also, checking in at last XD

Vitellia Orlovsky |

Also, I've been rolling dice for about 20 years and I don't think I have ever seen such an across-the-board charismatic group of PCs. For once I have virtually no serious concerns about tackling social challenges.

Gage G |

I believe that it helps that our dump stats are 12s (or 10s after -2 racial) :3
edit: after looking a little more closely at our team... nevermind xD

Vitellia Orlovsky |

I believe that it helps that our dump stats are 12s (or 10s after -2 racial) :3
True! But even at that, we've only got one PC out of *5* who's Charisma is a 12.

Gage G |

Yeah I was just looking; also we have at least two PCs for each of the four most important social skills xD
Gage: Intimidate + Diplomacy + Sense Motive (for now, can't wait for versatile performance #2 & #3 to kick in...)
Vitellia: Diplomacy + Sense Motive
Tika: Bluff + Diplomacy + Intimidate
Mamise: Bluff + Diplomacy
If our one buddy who doesn't have Diplomacy ever makes a faux paux we can literally all cover for her, probably by blaming woodland creatures xD

Gage G |

Neat! Magic fox tails?
Also, now that I think about it, mind answering one technical question for me The Little Game Master?
Since Seleste can cast enlarge person, if she ever enlarges Gage, would Gage's whip have 15ft reach (what it says on the weapon's page), 20ft reach (what Balors get), or 3x his natural reach (30ft)?
also, I know we just had a bunch of harem jokes, but let's not make too many jokes about enlarging Gage... or his whip :P
Check it out, I've already gotten that out of the way for you! xD

The Little Game Master |

Alright gang! Looks like we can get started in the next 6-8 hours or so!
And Gage, whip doubles in "height" which doubles your reach to 30'

The Little Game Master |

Beneath my name you'll find a link to your table's map. The link should allow you to "edit the document," meaning you'll be able to move your "mini" (your posting avatar) and add new ones for your animals, companions, familiars, etc as necessary by copy/pasting images from the interwebs or inserting them from files. I've placed your "minis" on the map, feel free to add any additional ones. If you're in disguise, just to help me out, please add a special "mini" that resembles your disguise, and use it while in disguise.
You will be responsible for moving your own minis, I'll try to move you if you need me to, but I want to give it as close to a table-top feel as possible. Also, that way all you have to write is "Character runs up and hits the guy in the face!" and then move your image, so I know which guy instead of you having to describe which, savvy?

The Little Game Master |

I included my human form, other disguises will eventually be added when the shenanigans begin.
Hope you don't mind, but I added a little border so I can keep myself straight.

Vitellia Orlovsky |

In regards to everyone's baller Charisma: I was originally going to bump Vitellia's Charisma at levels 8 and 12, in order to keep her relevant if she ended up in a Kingdom Role that required Charisma. BUT! Seeing as how we appear to have that concern well covered, and that Vitellia's the only full BAB class in the group, I think I might just do Strength the whole way instead.

Vitellia Orlovsky |
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Wait, is Gage seriously a secret Baron!?!? Vitellia would definitely have a reaction to that, but I don't wanna say something that has to get retconned, lol...

The Little Game Master |

His bio says he's the bastard son of a Baron, and that he tried to prove it. So, in order to get on his good side (and give him the benefit of the doubt) Lord Sellemius addressed him by the title.

Gage G |

That's about as good a way to get on his good side as there is xD
Feel free to spend 1~3 minutes reading Gage's backstory, it's very terse and the important bit is no longer a secret anyway :P

Gage G |

I forgot to respond to something xD
Wait, is Gage seriously a secret Baron!?!? Vitellia would definitely have a reaction to that, but I don't wanna say something that has to get retconned, lol...
I don't think that I could've gotten a better response xD
Also, how shall we handle our supplies situation? Shall we just RP a bit and pool some of our money to buy a donkey carrying a zillion pounds of rations/water? I guess our oracle or druid can probably take care of our water supply, now that I think of it...

Vitellia Orlovsky |

I think our current supplies will cover us until Oleg's. Once we're there we can probably load up on long term food/water arrangements during exploration.

Gage G |

fair enough ^_^

Mamise Iwani |

"This here is can cook breakfast for 5, two steaks at once, hold a quart of fry oil, and is sturdy enough to brain a kellid barbarian in one shot. Believe me, I tried!" She slips the frying pan away. "I call it Caramon."
Firefly and Dragonlance in one breath, nice ^_^

Mamise Iwani |

Oh, guess I missed something :/ what was it?
Also, leaving this here for further reference: when at Oleg's, perhaps we should consider buying a set of carpentry tools: seesaws, hatchets, hammers, shovels, chisels, a good amount of rope and anything that might be useful to build a shelter. Also, tents.

The Little Game Master |

A mule is only 8gp. And I won't be keeping track of the mules' encumbrance unless it gets crazy.

Gage G |

Also a 5gp packsaddle.
Also 210lbs is hard to use up.
(225 for medium sized quadruped w/ 13 STR, minus 15lbs for the packsaddle)
...
Sorry for the logorrhea, I actually like some of the minutiae
>.>

The Little Game Master |

Also a 5gp packsaddle.
Also 210lbs is hard to use up.
>.>
Right, I did forget about the pack saddle. So basically 13gp can solve all your item carry problems for the foreseeable future. Just be careful not to leave anything on the mule that you might need in a fight.

Mamise Iwani |

Sure, I wasnt't talking about carrying capacity, it was more of a bucket list (and we could use a bucket too) of useful things. Just to avoid the kind of situation where we need to dig a hole for some reason and the nearest shovel is twenty miles away.

Gage G |

Good idea, having stuff to build with would be really handy in case we have to colonize a place xD
I'm guessing one or two sets of artisans tools would take care of most of those things...
Think we'd have enough with Craft(Carpentry) artisans tools, an axe (for felling trees), and a shovel?

Gage G |

What do you guys think of this for our party's equipment? Should we get a tent too?
donkey
8gp 800lbs (he's fat...)
pack saddle
5gp 15lbs
2x shovels
4gp 16lbs
"battle" axe
10gp 6lbs
hand axe
6gp 3lbs
Craft(Carpentry) kit
5gp 5lbs
(total 38gp so far, 7.6gp each PC, and room for 180lbs of lewt/moar stuff)
Also, I added The Skipper to the google drawing thing
...I hope noone minds that the board horse avatar picture makes him look fat...
look under the GMs name if you, like myself, forgot where our minis and minimap are

Gage G |

"I'm sure the four lovelies with you will make the best kinds of impressions, Gage!" she reassures.
Yes, and Gage needs to go buy a cane as part of our supply shopping...
maybe some furs and some excessive jewelry... are gold teeth too much? xD
Gage G |

Dang, the sunglasses are the most important part! How did I forget?!