[PFS/DMK] We Be Goblins! (Inactive)

Game Master Kludde

Actually I did miss it - corrected now

Reta hack at spidey's legs, but no legs come off. Poog gets dog slicer, and Chuffy stab with dog slicer, and stab spider good. As good as Chuffy flimsy muscles allow.

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Reta
Mogmurch
Poog
Chuffy
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Spider (13)
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Mog jumps up with excitement as the spider hisses. Almost with a bouncing way of moving, he goes into a position to flank the spider with chuffy. if he can get to it with out being attacked, other wise he'd turn around and just hit the spider.

Bash bash! U no good blackie!
attack club: 1d20 ⇒ 12 +2 if successful flank
if hit:
damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0 The club bounces off the spider but mog takes no notice.

Mogmurch, who be flanking with Chuffy, hit the spider, and cause minor bump.

Spider not happy, and turn to bite Mogmurch

Attack: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 2 = 191d6 ⇒ 3 DC 14 Fort vs poison, please

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Reta
Mogmurch
Poog
Chuffy
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Spider (14)
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Poog charges at LotsLegs waving Dog Slicer wilding above his head ...

Charge: 1d20 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 1 + 2 = 6

... and trips 5 feet from him.

Reta swings her Gorge of Gluttons at Lostlegs, hoping to rip off some more legs. Reta giggles at how much fame she'll get for slaying the beast!

Gorge of Gluttons: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (12) + 4 = 161d4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3 (Add +2 to hit if flanking)

Chuffys grin became wider as lotslegs who eats goblins babies many is now surrounded and distracted. Now Chuffy can stab with more pain!

Attack: 1d20 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (15) + 5 + 2 = 22
dmg: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0
sneak attack: 1d6 ⇒ 1

Reta and Chuffy (and Poof try as well) stab lotslegs and send legs flying! Stab! Stab! Eight times and all legs are off! Lotsleg is now no legs, and no longer eats goblin babies!

Combat over

"Lostlegs...uh...lost legs! Haha!" Reta jumps and puts one foot on Lostlegs's back.

Current hp:7
Mog yells out Oh no you don! before he could take any other actions the spider was slain.

fortsave: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (13) + 5 = 18 The poison, mythical to all the goblins, did absolutely nothing and just dripped down mogs shirt as he stared for a while at the now dropped spider. He then breaks into laughter. Boom! he go BOOM! We got bahy eater!

Survival: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 2 = 20

Lostlegs come from over there ... Poog states excitedly, pointing at the trail to the spider's lair. We should go look. Poog starts off in that direction.

"More Spiders? Do...spiders guard fireworks, Poog?" Reta asks as she follows Poog.

No more spiders Poog says confidently; although he is far from confident. Maybe fireworks ... or other things just as good. Lostlegs eat many many with lotstuff. Stuff ours now. Poog declares, still smarting about not getting anything fun from the Goblin Games.

survival: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 3 = 18

Mog nods stupidly. Sits next to poog and states we go this way. yes yes. Pointing in the direction poog was walking. Daydreams started to fill his head of treasure, pins, needles and scraps.

Spider lair not far from spider body. It contain lots..eh..mess. Many dead here, longshanks and goblins. There also some stuff among them

"Mmm!! Looks tasty! Yes-yes!"

Chuffy starts smelling and tasting all the stuff.

Perception on 2 potions: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (10) + 5 = 15
Perception on Other potion: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23
Perception on Even different potion: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10
Perception on taffy: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (13) + 5 = 18 :)

Mog like this His eyes widened as the contents were shown. He reached for the even different potion. Me want to look at this.

Identifying Potion ED: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (19) + 7 = 26After a couple seconds of looking mog goes oh this ones common

He slowly picks up the other two:
Identifying Potion 1: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (5) + 7 = 12
Identifying Potion 1: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10
Identifying Potion 1: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (18) + 7 = 25 This one takes a while for him to be really sure on what is it.
Identifying Potion 2: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9
Identifying Potion 2: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (14) + 7 = 21
Identifying Potion O: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (16) + 7 = 23The other two came much faster to him.

"No fireworks, but lots of shiny." Reta notes.

Yes Yes ... all our stuff now.

Perception Potion 1/2: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 2 = 15
Perception Potion 2/2: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 2 = 19

Goblins know how a good potion smell! Like socks!

This potion what make you feel better (cure moderate wounds (x2))
Potion what make you strong like chief (bull's strength)
Potion what make you run very long. Like chief (bear's endurance)

And taffy just be taffy. But taffy good enough by itself.

Wait! There be more here! There be a small, masterwork light crossbow, with 11 bolts, some gold goins (24 gp) and a single pearl (100 gp).

Mog stumbles over to the pile. Sits down, then places a 1gp coin on his head. He sits there for a while. Then, mog moves his head and the gp falls onto the cross bow. He looks at it for a while then asks Does this make boom to? he picks it up and shows it to chuffy.

current hp: 7

Poog want taffy! and grabs 1 piece to eat ... cause taffy is good.

We take all and go now.

Chuffy, who was busy staffing his mouth with taffy, looked at Mogmurchy

"If doefn't make bfoom. Itf a foota. Itf ftingf veal bad. You can foot fvom afav longfankf and lotflengf, and dogf, and horfef and evevyone and kill them dfeadf, yef-yef" he said with his mouthful.

"I take potion that make you feel better and a pearl, cause it's round and pretty" he said after chewing all the taffy (there is still a couple left)

Reta grabs one of the potions of Cure Moderate Wounds, assuming people explain to her what it is and what it does. She doesn't like falling down.

Mog looks disappointed at the cross bow for some reason. He takes it and its bolts any ways. With the bolts pocketed he runs around pretending he's actually using it or at the very least... testing it.
Yes! Spide' an' other things will hurt with this one. Mog taps the crossbows string like he's plucking a harp.

Mog then moves over and takes one taffy (out of the 10 left by chuffy.). With his teeth he tries chewing for a while and this distracts him until they needed to leave.

After chewing on the taffy a little ... Poog grabs the remaining two potions (str and endurance) and walks away.

Map

Goblins move on through swamp, and finally find sailing vessel. In not on sea, but in march. It surrounded by fence. Railing of ships decorated with moss and sea things and... goblin bones and skulls!

There also horsepoop in the area. Horses are scary.

"Whoa. Chief not say there is fence!" Reta exclaims. She's pretty surprised by the fence. "Chief also not say there are horses, but horses are good for stabbing, right Chuffy?" Reta grins as she juggles the Gorge of Gluttons.

Mog, still playing with his crossbow, is the last one to notice because he bumped into poog. His eyes widened at the sight of horse poop. they don't go boom. They stay. And are scary.

"Vorka live here." Poog say nervously looking at goblin bones. Then he look around for horse ...
Perception: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 2 = 15

"Mhm. This not suppose to be here!" says Chuffy, while thoughtfully poking a fence.

"I say we have some fun and make big fire!" he makes big smile and takes out a tindertwig.

Yes Yes ... big fire what we should do
Poog helps gather wood for the big fire ...

"BIG FIRE!" Reta jumps in excitement and looks for some wood to start a fire.

Goblins gather wood, but it really hard to find dry wood in stupid swamp. When fire finally start, it not burn really well, it just make lots of black smoke.

Smoke draw out big sounds too. Oh, no, That just be horse coming from corner. Horse coming from corner?!

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Mog
Reta
Poog
Chuffy
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Horse
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Poog blow on smokey fire and almost not see crazy horse come around corner ... when he does, he screams "Aaaah!"

Round 1 Initiative 9

Poog Speak with Animals (At will) ...
"Crazy Horse go away!"

Poog will Ready his move and standard actions to throw javelin at crazy horse if he no go ...
Javelin: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (12) + 4 = 16 Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 2

I beg your pardon? By what right do you enter these premises and conduct arsony.

Horse use pretty words, must be noble creature.

"Fence no 'spose to be here. Not on map. We make map right .. yes yes."

Well, the same can be said of your presence here. I might be mistaken, but I would find it very unlikely to see the appearance of goblins on any cartographic presentation. I you forgive my insolence, I shall have to kick you off the land now.

Other goblins see very mad horse, and horse is moving at Poog directly...

"Crazy horse. Goblins obviously no fence. Why land boss anyway ..."

What good talk with animals if they no do what Poog say.

As the horse continues to approach ... Poog will activate his held action from above ...

Round 1 Initiative 9

Poog will Ready his move and standard actions to throw javelin at crazy horse if he no go ...
Javelin: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (12) + 4 = 16 Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 2

Chuffy takes out his dogslicer and hides under the fence behind a corner from the horse. He gets ready to stab from ambush!
Stealth: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (12) + 16 = 28

"Why I have dogslicer but no have horseslicer?" he thinks quietly.

"Stop giggling at horse Poog! We shoot horse now!" Reta fires off an arrow with her shortbow before running into melee with the horse.

"Chief says this will cut horse good!" Reta says as she pulls out the Gorge of Gluttons.

Reta will fire the shortbow, then drop it and close into melee while drawing the Gorge of Gluttons.

Shortbow: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6 damage: 1d4 ⇒ 1

Uhoh, rolled a 1...

Mog is still tinkering with the fire. Even if it was blown out he's still sitting there messing with it. This was until Reta had shot her bow and the noise came to him. Mog looked up and saw the horse. Again, on instinct this time since no one was with the horse, Mog sends out another flying bomb:

attack: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (5) + 6 = 11
damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3
splash if in premises of horse but did not hit: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

dont think it hit XD

Poog manages to hit the horse with his javelin, but Mogmurch's bomb goes wide, and just explodes harmlessly on the side.

Chufft hides, like afraid goblin, and Reta has arrow fly nowhere near horse.

Miss roll: 1d8 ⇒ 2

Horse move past chuffy and attack Reta with hooves! Chuffy gets an AoO, and sneak!

Attack: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (13) - 2 = 11

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Mog
Reta
Poog
Chuffy
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Horse (2)
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Round 2 Initiative 9

Poog cast Divine Favor for +1 Luck to attack and damage.
Poog draw Dogslicer

Reta sidesteps the horse's stomp. "Stinky horse try to step on Reta! Reta make sure horse can't walk again!" Reta swings at the horse's leg with the Gorge of Gluttons.

Gorge of Gluttons: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (13) + 5 = 18 damage: 1d4 + 2 + 2d6 ⇒ (4) + 2 + (1, 6) = 13

AoO horse: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8
dmg: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1
sneak: 1d6 ⇒ 3

Horse not see Chuffy, so Chuffy tries to stab horse from ambush when it goes by. After that Chuffy jumps behind horses back.

"Stab-stab stinky horse!"

trying to avoid AoO: Acrobatics: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (3) + 8 = 11
attack+flank: 1d20 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 5 + 2 = 11
dmg: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1
sneak: 1d6 ⇒ 6

Mog draws out his club. the only thing he know to do when his bomb doesn't seem to work, and charges the horse attempting to flank charge as well.

attack club: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6 +2 if the charge could be done with getting into a flank

damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

One of the attacks Mog has ever done. He doesn't consider it though.

Horse not see Chuffy, but Chuffy also miss horse. Reta not, and make big slice in neck of horse. Loads and loads of blood there, and horse lay down for a nap. That not nap, that horse dead!

Combat over

"Stinky Horse!" Reta spits on the horse. "Hmph. Let's find the fireworks and burn the place down!"

Stealth: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (12) + 11 = 23
Perception: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (14) + 9 = 23

Reta starts sneaking around the compound, looking for fireworks (or better firewood)

"Poog follow Reta."

Stealth: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (15) + 8 = 23
Perception: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 2 = 11