[PFS/DMK] We Be Goblins! (Inactive)

Game Master Kludde

Round 1 Initiative 25
Poog will channel negative energy on the weasel ...
Channel Damage DC 12: 2d6 ⇒ (3, 2) = 5
"Bad Dog!"

Will: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 2 = 21

Mog make good boom against surprised ferret, and Poog bring bad vibes to room! Ferret angry, and bite at Poog. It rip at Poog with nasty pointy teeth

Attack: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (15) + 2 = 171d6 ⇒ 5 Plus bleed, 1d3 per round

Door open and ugly ogre kin woman step out. It pa daughter Guffy! It come to kill goblins!

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Reta
Chuffy
Poog
Mog
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Ferret (9)
Guffy
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"Hmph. No one said anything about two ogres."
Reta 5 ft steps and shoots a flaming arrow at Guffy.

+1 Flaming Arrow: 1d20 + 8 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 8 + 1 = 24 Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5 Piercing plus Fire: 1d6 ⇒ 3 Fire Damage

"AHAH!!More stabbing!" Chuffy jumps behind the ferret with a maniacal smile and stabs him

Acrobatics: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (19) + 10 = 29
Attack: 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 8 + 2 = 19
damage+sneak: 1d4 - 1 + 2d6 ⇒ (3) - 1 + (6, 2) = 10

Chuffy jump behind ferret, and slice creature in back. It bleed a lot, and stop moving. Reta shoots arrow into ugly ogre woman, and it hit it in the leg. And make fire!

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Reta
Chuffy
Poog
Mog
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Ferret - Dead
Guffy (8)
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Round 2 Initiative 25
Poog will channel again against dead ferret and ugly woman.
Channel Damage DC 12: 2d6 ⇒ (2, 2) = 4
... then he will Bleed: 1d3 ⇒ 1 HP 16/23

Mogs going to use another gourd belching again at the other green skinned weirdo(the ogre).
attack: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (14) + 6 = 20
damage: 2d6 ⇒ (3, 1) = 4

Don't need to roll an attack roll for the gourd, the ogre kin gets a reflex save

Will: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (14) + 1 = 15
RFX: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (9) + 1 = 10

Guffy moans in a slow, brain-damaged voice Kill goblins with biggest head first, and then proceeds to try and do exactly that.

Attack, Morningstar, Reta: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (13) + 8 = 211d8 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10

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Reta
Chuffy
Poog
Mog
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Ferret - Dead
Guffy (14)
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"Head not big! Head is big boned- AHG" Reta yelps as the morningstar hits her square in the face.

Reta drops her bow and pulls out her Dogslicer,
Mwrk Dogslicer: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (16) + 8 = 24 Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

Round 3 Initiative 25
Poog will channel a 3rd time ah ...
Channel Damage DC12: 2d6 ⇒ (1, 6) = 7

Will: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

Reta big! Reta mad! Reta stab Guffy, and Guffy almost dead. Then Poog say nasty stuff about Guffy to Zarongel, and it does make Guffy dead.

Combat over

Next room is a big filthy kitchen. A huge, bloodstained table sits in the center of this filthy kitchen, and to the south lies a heap of furs arranged in the rough approximation of a mattress. The place reeks of rotten meat from numerous poorly executed taxidermy projects that lie scattered around the room, including partially stuffed pigs, birds, bobcats, and even a goblin body with a mass of bloody straw and sticks protruding from its neck instead of a head.

"Must be old birdcrunch chief. Hmm, old chief head also big..."

Reta looks around for anything of value.

Perception: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (6) + 10 = 16

"Oh! Zoog! Can you do the make better dance? Reta has scratch on head from morningstar."

"Yes ... Yes ... FEEL Better!."
Wand of CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4 ... For Poog
Wand of CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7 ... For Reta
Poog help Reta look for fireworks ... but he not see much ... he ready to light up whole hut instead.
Perception: 1d20 ⇒ 1

"Lets sees what is here and than make big bonfire!"

Perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 7 = 11

Mogs also going to look for valuable stuff..
perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24

Headless goblin is indeed chief Gnawsparrow. He still wearing his armour! It very good, but it did not help him.

That all there is to find, and goblins leave making big bonfire of Pa Munchmeat hut. Goblins the best! Goblins victorious!

That's pretty much the end of it. I'll prepare the chronicles and report. Thanks for all the fun and zany antics!

Boon Rolls:

DMK: 1d20 ⇒ 12
Chuffyl: 1d20 ⇒ 10
Mog: 1d20 ⇒ 16
Poog: 1d20 ⇒ 12
Reta: 1d20 ⇒ 10

Boon of players choice on a natural roll of 1 or 20
**Re-Rolls not allowed on boons**

No boons, pity.

Mogmurch, can you tell me what pfs# you want to apply the chronicle to?

I've added the chronicles Here. Please check if they look OK to you!

Thanks again for playing! I had a blast!

Reta spends her time at the birdcrunch tribe shooting down birds to make up for her infamous failure. She also finds a baby boar and learns how to ride it. She dubs it "Squealy Nord, Again".