| Emilio Cross |
Good lord, why did my mind go there?
I remember a few friends and I thought up a formula regarding a character's CHA and CON to determine breast size...the hell was wrong with us?
And in case you were wondering, we also thought of a formula for a guy as well.
(Cha+Con)/2 rounded up or down (player choice)=bust:
(16+13)/2
29/2
14.5
14=C
15=D
(Cha+Con)/2 rounded up or down (player choice)=bust:
(14+10)/2
24/2
12=B
In case you guys were wondering....why did I do that....
No Rounding
Length:
(Con+Str or Cha, whichever is higher)/4
No Rounding
Girth: Con/4
Emilio:
Lenght of 8 1/4"
Girth of 4.5" in diameter.
Ever heard the phrase "Hung like a race horse"?
| Lera Satjian |
@Trustrike: I believe you have to make a request to Paizo Admin staff to change ownership of the game to another person. It can take some time (from what I've seen with other GMs).
The new GM can send an email to webmaster@paizo.com to let them know they've taken over the game. They'll then give the new GM ownership of it so they can change the name, info on the about page, etc.
| Allie "Cat" Calico |
Good lord, why did my mind go there?
I remember a few friends and I thought up a formula regarding a character's CHA and CON to determine breast size...the hell was wrong with us?
And in case you were wondering, we also thought of a formula for a guy as well.
** spoiler omitted **
** spoiler omitted **
In case you guys were wondering....why did I do that....** spoiler omitted **
Cat's more of a C, though her outfit fluffs them up a bit. She got a good bit to work with, but she is also trying to maximize the visual. Lechers being one of her favorite targets to rob, and all. She also has a backside from a Frank Frazetta painting, if you really need to know. ;-)
| Lera Satjian |
Could this be Allie going by the description you gave me this morning?
| Allie "Cat" Calico |
Build-wise, the woman in the picture is too thin. Allie's got a bit more meat on her bones.
I've been looking for a single picture for a couple days, but no luck. Here are a few images that could form a composite.
This is close to what I imagine her face looking like.
The woman in this drawing has the body build I imagine for Allie.
| Emilio Cross |
Sadly, due to website restrictions, I was only able to look at the picture of the chick and the zombie and the pirate dress. Nothing else was accessable for me.
Damn you Job Corps protection proxies!!
| Emilio Cross |
My comfort is not to be concerned about. This is freaking hilarious!!
Emilio finally found something to make him want to stay in Sandpoint, a small person with a big heart.
| Emilio Cross |
Just a thought, should you make Ruby an actual NPC and have her tag along?
What I mean is to include her in the party. Maybe start her off as a Commoner, then go into an actual class.
Just a thought.
| Emilio Cross |
A little starstruck, Emilio returns the wave. "Uhh....hi?"
Why did you choose that profile pic!? That's years from now!!
| Emilio Cross |
Damn, can't see it. I'll check later on, when I've got better internet connection.
Emilio scoops the small woman up and hoists her up on his shoulder. "Hi, honey! How was your job at the tavern? I nearly got eaten by a dragon."
| Lera Satjian |
@GM: Are you envisioning Ruby to be of average height for a Halfling or some variation? Just trying to gauge the height difference b/w her and Lera (who's 5'10").
@Allie: How tall are you IC?
| Emilio Cross |
Emilio is 7' tall, 276 lbs.
The weight is using the random weight table, the height I skewed a little. Using the table, he'd only be 5' 11", but 7' seems way more viable, doesn't it?
| Allie "Cat" Calico |
276 is a bit light for a 7-foot muscular half-orc. He'd be built like Wilt Chamberlain's character in Conan the Destroyer.
276 would be good for about 6' 6". (Arnold as Conan)
315 would be good for 7'. (Kane from WWE)
The guy who plays The Mountain in Game of Thrones is 6' 8" and 400 lbs.
| Emilio Cross |
Ok then, 7' tall, 295 lbs. Strong, but still kinda weak by other standards.
He's a half-orc that had trouble trying to fit in. Everyone else was born twice as strong as him without trying.
| Emilio Cross |
Average pregen height for a halfling female is 2'8". Not going to go into weight, cause you don't ask a woman her weight. Even moronic half-orcs know that.
She's so tiny compared to me. Seriously, how would that work!? It's like a chicken and an ostrich!
| Allie "Cat" Calico |
| Emilio Cross |
Like I said, kinda inbetween. Tall, with muscle, but not enough. He was weak from the start because of his human mother.
Why can I see Emilio trying to play basketball, but end up punching a player for blocking his shot?
Emilio could easily go for WWE though.
In this corner, at an impressive 7' nothing, weight 295lbs. the one, the only, Emiliooooooooooo Croooooooooooooss!! The crowd cheers!
| Emilio Cross |
So one of my campaigns that I run based off of Fallout 3 and Fallout New Vegas just hit 1640 posts.
Hot. Damn. Never thought I would get it going this long.
| Lera Satjian |
According to the "ideal" height to weight ratio calculator, a 5'10 female, 20 years of age, should weight at least 139 lbs. Lera is just beneath the recommended ideal at 130 lbs -- she is a little more toned so she can crawl around in tight passages and corridors as an archaeologist (and she's so busy sometimes that she simply forgets to eat). But she still has enough curve. ;)
@Emilio: Congrats on the posts!
| GM_MatsuKeiji |
According to the "ideal" height to weight ratio calculator, a 5'10 female, 20 years of age, should weight at least 139 lbs. Lera is just beneath the recommended ideal at 130 lbs -- she is a little more toned so she can crawl around in tight passages and corridors as an archaeologist (and she's so busy sometimes that she simply forgets to eat). But she still has enough curve. ;)
@Emilio: Congrats on the posts!
So if I visualize the catwoman figure from the comics/arkham city, am I in the ballpark?
| Lera Satjian |
@GM: Bodywise -- yes that would certainly be a match (petite waist, slightly flared hips, long legs and of course, the whip haha). Haven't found a pic representation in its entirety that I have liked for Lera . I have a pic of Lera's face on her profile page -- she still has that air of innocence around her face. A little mix of serious and mystery.
@TruStrike: love your reaction on the gameplay.
| Emilio Cross |
You must have a little thing for Lera as you keep wanting to hurt her. ;p
Wait, you mean she thinks I like her? This civilized human stuff is getting weirder and weirder by the second!
| Emilio Cross |
Well no one else actually spoke directly to me!
Is that so hard guys? Just cause I'm green and have tusks doesn't mean I'm gonna hurt you.....much.....
Come on! I don't bite! I don't have the rage power yet...
All I need to do now is woo Cat and I'll have bewixed every female in the party. I'd be a Player in Management Position (PIMP) without even trying!
| Emilio Cross |
Good to have goals, Em. ;)
"Hey Cat, check this out."
Green skin: +5
Tusks: +2
Very tall: +4
Literate: +1
Model pose: +4
May find Cat attractive: +1
Snaps his fingers: +3
Diplomacy for Cat to join his hoes so he can become a Pimp: 1d20 + 5 + 2 + 4 + 2 + 4 + 1 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 5 + 2 + 4 + 2 + 4 + 1 + 3 = 30
Roll a sense motive to determine what I'm doing.