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Oh; yeah; youse guys wanna call targets for Pip's fusellade over there?
He's like shootin' around Elgan; no biggie man.
since she's hasted, she heals Gjetost in damage....
The awesome green giant grabs the pigclops by the lower jaw, rips it off, then throws the corpse up into the wall of thorns.....three down.....
Oh; yeah; youse guys wanna call targets for Pip's fusellade over there?He's like shootin' around Elgan; no biggie man.
Oh; yeah; youse guys wanna call targets for Pip's fusellade over there?He's like shootin' around Elgan; no biggie man.
I put Pip's first two round's worth of arrows into him....he's still up, but he has 8 arrows stuck into him. He's not very happy about it all.
Looks like Beldan, Elgan, Vilya and Stig are up; Vilya and Stig have their first round delayed actions left as well as their second round's worth of mayhem.
I gotsa crash.
On call tomorrow night, Fri, Sat, Sun; I'll be around when I'm around....I think it sounds like things are fixing to judder to a slow crawl due to the holidays anyhowse, but I'll check in intermittently when I can.
Happy Holidays, everbody!!!
As the massive axe whistles over his head, Beldan ducks … unnecessarily, as the blow was aimed at Gjetost. “Man,” Beldan comments, as the giant’s thick, syrupy blood rains down on him, “these guys are bad ass.”
It's a crit; Beldan adeptly dodges about the giant pigmen, and skewers one in the backside.....
Elgan/n/Stiggy/n/Vilya up to bat.
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Stig:
Attack 1: 9+19+1(haste)+3(bard)=AC 32, damage 2d8+
28+3(bard)=41.
Attack 2: 11+14+1(haste)+3(bard)=AC 29, damage 2d8+
28+3(bard)=39.
Attack 3: 12+9+1(haste)+3(bard)=AC 25, damage 2d8+
28+3(bard)=38.
Attack 4 (bonus from haste): 14+19+1(haste)+3(bard)=AC 37, damage 2d8+
28+3(bard)=42.
Then his normal action. Move to RS 29-30, attacking the pigclops in OP 28-29. Attack roll 19!+19+1+3=AC 42, crit confirm 7+19+1+3=AC 30, damage 2d8+28+3=40x3=120.
Vilya:
Reular action: Tumble to Q31 before attacking the same pigclops with her shortsword. Acrobatics 14+3(untrained DEX)=17. Attack roll 14+10+2(flank w/Beldan+1(haste)+3(bard)=AC 30, damage 5+3(bard)+1(dirty fighting)+13(sneak attack)=22.
PS: Rags - you only get extra Haste attacks if you do a full attack - i.e no casting spells and attacking in the same round. You need to move anyway to reach Gjetost, so how about ST 24-25 as your new position? That keeps our line nice and intact.
Then it's them.
Took a nap last night; turned into went to bed at 7pm....
and got called into work all damn day today.
What's with people getting sick on Christmas? J/K....
I'll see you guys when I see ya; it'll be later tonight tho.
1d20+20; 1d8+20+1d6+1d6
Gjetost heals another hit points. He's in st 24-25.
Stiggy hits and kills OP 26 27, then hits and kills the other one at op 24-25; then he crits and kills the one in op 28-29; that's three more kills!
Vilya hits the 'clops with both of her attacks; it still stands.
Now the piggies....only 8 left;
qr 22-23 attacks claw and misses both times.
op 30-31 attacks beldan and hits once with his axe; 29 h.p. damage.
mn 29-30 attacks beldan, hits once, for 27 h.p. damage.
mn 27-28 steps 10 feet to op 28-29, attacks Stig once, and misses.
mn 25-26 moves 10 feet to op 26-27, attacks Gjetost once, and misses.
no 23-24 moves 10 feet to pq 24-25, attacks Elgan once, and hits for 24 h.p. damage.
The other two move to no 23-24, and the other one runs over to tu 31-32, to try and get the drop on Stiggy.
Group's attack!!!
Merry Christmas....nothing says Merry Christmas like sucky rolls from the dungeonmaster....huzzah!!! (except poor Beldan....)
Oh; I'm gonna sign off for now/prolly tomorrow; I gotsta set up the stuff for the kids tomorrow. Check you guys later; Merry Whateveryoucelebrate!!!
Now the piggies....only 8 left;
The awesome green giant grabs the pigclops by the lower jaw, rips it off, then throws the corpse up into the wall of thorns.....three down.....
Vilya pulls out an extra knife and lays into the nearest pigclops. Stig continues the carnage.
Vilya:
Attack 2: 14+5+2(flank w/Beldan+1(haste)+3(bard)=AC 25, damage 4+3(bard)+1(dirty fighting)+10(sneak attack)=18.
Attack 3 (bonus from Haste: 16+10+2(flank w/Beldan+1(haste)+3(bard)=AC 32, damage 5+3(bard)+1(dirty fighting)+9(sneak attack)=18.
Off-hand kukri attack: 13+10+2(flank w/Beldan+1(haste)+3(bard)=AC 29, damage 4+3(bard)+1(dirty fighting)+11(sneak attack)=19.
Stig:
Attack 1: 12+19+1(haste)+3(bard)=AC 35, damage 2d8+
28+3(bard)=40.
Attack 2: 10+14+1(haste)+3(bard)=AC 28, damage 2d8+
28+3(bard)=37.
Attack 3: 13+9+1(haste)+3(bard)=AC 26, damage 2d8+
28+3(bard)=42.
Attack 4 (bonus from haste): 12+19+1(haste)+3(bard)=AC 35, damage 2d8+
28+3(bard)=41.
"Much better. Now these trollspawn shall rue the day they dared stand against a giant." Gjetost wades into melee, oversized club swinging menacingly.
Claw shifts towards Elgan to give the plant titan free access to the swirling melee. Once there he resumes his unsubtle slashing.
Seeing an opening, the Jolly Green Giant pounces on the nearest enemy.
Elgan, Beldan, Pip and Hnoss to go. Beldan can flank the pigclops in MN 29-30 with Gjetost by taking a 5' step to M31 (or me may want to bugger off and get healed). Altai's action depends on how many enemies stand once the bruisers are finished.
The awesome green giant grabs the pigclops by the lower jaw, rips it off, then throws the corpse up into the wall of thorns.....three down.....
How could I forget that?....
Vilya chops down OP 30-31; 6 left now...
then Stiggy finishes tu 31-32 in three hits; gives op 28-29 another spurting wound; 5 left now.
Then Gjetost finishes op 28-29, and hits op 26-27 once; 4 left now.
Claw hits twice; no kill though....
And JGG almost finishes that one. It's thoroughly flensed.
Pip on his last attack gave a round three barrage of arrows; want to call those shots?...
Altai finishes his foe with four missiles, and the fifth goes to Pip's target; Pip wounds his foe pretty well, but doesn't stop him.
Three Left.
Hnoss advances to q25, and drops the one in op 26-27 that Pip was shooting.
Two left, in no 23-24, and in mn 29-30.
Elgan and Beldan up to bat...
“Argggh!” Beldan yells in pain as the two axes damn near chop him in half (if not for his elven chain armour), then staggers acrobatically away to hide behind Gjetost.
Bel's able to retreat, no prob's.
Elgan.
Pip maintains his concentration, shooting arrrow after arrow into the pigclopi.
Happy New Year!!! Huzzah!!!
Elgan-tree reaches over drop a few leaves upon the wounded Beldan. The leaves turn golden as they touch the wounded sneaky-person.
:)
mn 29-30 slides to op 29-30, swings at Stiggy; 20 h.p. damage.
no 23-24 stays put, hits Hnoss twice for 42 h.p. damage.
Group's attack.
Stig:
No move, using his Silver Dwarven Waraxe +3 against the one that attacked him; attack bonuses include 4-point Power Attack.
Attack 1: 10+19+1(haste)+3(bard)=AC 33, damage 2d8+
28+3(bard)=40.
Attack 2: 12+14+1(haste)+3(bard)=AC 30, damage 2d8+
28+3(bard)=37.
Attack 3: 12+9+1(haste)+3(bard)=AC 25, damage 2d8+
28+3(bard)=38.
Attack 4 (bonus from haste): 13+19+1(haste)+3(bard)=AC 36, damage 2d8+
28+3(bard)=41.
Gjetost:
Attack 1: 9+19+1(haste)+3(bard)-3(power attack)=AC 29, damage 3d8+17+3(bard)+9(power attack)=43.
Attack 2: 14+14+1(haste)+3(bard)-3(power attack)=AC 29, damage 3d8+17+3(bard)+9(power attack)=40.
Attack 3(bonus from haste): 13+19+1(haste)+3(bard)-3(power attack)=AC 33, damage 3d8+17+3(bard)+9(power attack)=41.
Claw:
Jolly Green Giant:
Attack 1: 10+21+1(haste)+3(bard)+2(flank w/Claw)-3(power attack)=AC 34, damage 7+21+3(bard)+9(Power attack)=42.
Attack 2: 9+16+1(haste)+3(bard)+2(flank w/Claw)-3(power attack)=AC 28, damage 7+21+3(bard)+9(Power attack)=40.
Attack 3 (bonus from haste): 12+21+1(haste)+3(bard)+2(flank w/Claw)-3(power attack)=AC 36, damage 8+21+3(bard)+9(Power attack)=42.
Stiggy chops his foepig four times, and eight pieces hit the turf.
That one is dead, and ain't coming back. No valkyrie will slop the pieces onto her pegasus.
Gjetost switches immediately to the northern pig, and almost dirtnaps it.
Claw adds a bit to the mayhem, and the Jolly Green Giant renders that one into fertilizer.
End of combat.
23,771 exp each.
Welcome to thirteenth level.
(due to the bodaciously awesome nature of Asgard a.w.a. the pain in the ass of healing everybody in a p.b.p., everybody's at max h.p.; leveling up everybody finds that all their spells are recharged and the new ones are memorized).
13 +2 great axes, 13 +2 hide armors, all large sized;
and
13 +2 amulets of natural armor represent the spoils of battle.
“Good show. Hmmm … bags one of those amulets.”
yoink
Pip retreives what arrows he can
"MMMM... Baclops."
He drools a bit
Pip retreives what arrows he can
"MMMM... Baclops."
He drools a bit
heh heh...
“Good show. Hmmm … bags one of those amulets.”
"Oh, hang on, I already have one of these." Disapointed, Beldan throws the amulet back into the group treasure pile.
Got a little building to do for the next bit;
prolly do it tomorrow nite;
looks like....only Altai's leveled, Mothy's gone for the weekend, so it's all good.
Just a reminder (whenever the game gets going again)
there's a gnarly thunderstorm approaching; flashing thunder and lightning like mad.
You guys are at the south of the mile or so wide valley;
there's
1 a wooden palisade where the wereboar cyclopes came from, towards the western edge
2 a stone henge looking getup in the middle of the valley
3 two massive earthen mounds, left and right and a little north of the stonehenge
4 the cave that you scryed Maurice and his brothers in; it's on the north of the valley.
He's looking up at the skies, the lightning, kinda apprehensive.
Pip smooths his arrows and makes sure the fletching is still good. After, he strums Lucille as he looks up at the angry sky
"Riders on the Storm"
He does an menacing little 5-chord dance along the magic guitar's frets
"Riders on the Storm"
He does a slightly-longer chord variation on Lucille
"Into this house we're born"
The chords darken like the clouds above
"Into this plane we're thrown"
Another chord sally slithers from the axe.
"Like a dog without a bone,
An actor out on loan.
Riders on the storm."
Right on.....looks like Altai; Pip leveled.
Waiting on Beldan, Stiggy, Elgan, and Vilya.
Beldan's levelled.
"So ... should we check out that palisade first? Stick to the walls of the valley so we don't go too close to the stones and mounds and stuff."
"That plan is as good as any. Let's avoid being caught in the open. We don't want to be targeted by multiple troll wizards at once."
The group is able to quickstep over to the palisade pretty quickly, across the thundering plain of the valley.
It's a squarish setup; 15 foot stout walls of logs taken from higher up in the mountains; the group can make out a few circular huts within, and a longhouse.
The door is ajar. All that moves within are the odd goat here and there; most of them seem to have capitalized on the open door and mull about outside in the valley, munching tundra, seemingly oblivious to the threatening weather, as their shaggy woolen coats get inundated.
They're good sized, these goats, mayhap as many hands high as a good pony.
Beldan smooths down his clothing and hair, making sure that he’s got no inviting flaps hanging out that a goat might want to chew on. He eyes the goats warily.
One of them stares at Beldan with its eerie eyes;
bleats "na.a.a.a.a.,"
and continues munching tundra.
they are weird.
heh heh...