Beliefs I accept before I start drinking

I believe that there is no such thing as a Popeye's that is too far to walk to. Just typically ones closer than others.

I believe that Popeye's is to Cajun food as Somalia is to food poisoning.

Tasty food poisoning though kinda like Taco Bell.

That is Taco Hell.

And yes Popeyes is not Cajun food, just addictive.

I believe Lovecraft was right. We will (or already have?) reach a point where science knows so much the people throw themselves into a new dark age.

I believe I have lost 5 pounds.

I believe dyslexia is a btich.

I believe I am almost out of beer.

Gruumash . wrote:

Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:

BluePigeon wrote:

Patrick Curtin wrote:

I believe my PCs are going to find new monsters creeping up on them as I peruse the Tome of Horrors Complete that showed up on my doorstep today =)

I believe I'm jealous of Pat Curtin as I have not received my copy yet.

I believe the UPS goblins have struck again! [Lovingly caresses BP's ToH]

"Hey you goblin bring that back." Sad I wanted a copy of that.

I believe they have an unlimited second printing available now ...

I have my copy! I believe in Woot!

I believe I am feeling left out as I am the only one without a copy of ToHC and I will need to wait till my birthday or later to get one. :(

I believe this day is dragging and I want to go home and see my wife.

My belief is that Lanfear has become lost in his labyrinth and gone so crazy he thinks others are trapped there too.

I believe I want AZ to come back and not get annoyed by trolls.

I believe I can not afford a ToHC and most likely will never have a copy.

I believe you should check your downloads CJ =)

I believe I was wrong.

I believe I'm back after a few days, with a vengeance and ready to give some troll threads a much deserved burial (however brief).

I believe that was more brief than I thought it would be. Thanks trolls.

I believe I may be finding that I feel better if I get up and go to the gym after a night of not drinking a bunch of beer. I believe this radical change in priorities may be due to the impending arrival of a permanent house guest in a few months.

I believe this radical change in priorities may be due to the impending arrival of a permanent house guest in a few months.

I believe congratulations are in order!

.....I get up and go to the gym after a night of not drinking a bunch of beer.

So that's what I've been doing wrong.

I believe breakfast was good and now its time to sleep. I did the late shift last night.

I believe I may be finding that I feel better if I get up and go to the gym after a night of not drinking a bunch of beer. I believe this radical change in priorities may be due to the impending arrival of a permanent house guest in a few months.

I also believe congratulations are in order.

I believe I shall extend said congratulations now. "Congratulations!"

:)

EDIT- I also believe that you should start getting all the extra sleep yu can now. Because you won't be getting any in a few months! :)

I believe I just saw a relatively new thread that gives a pretty good reason for why I drink.

I believe I just saw a relatively new thread that gives a pretty good reason for why I drink.

I don't know what thread you mean, but I'll drink to it.

I believe I'm ready to get home.

I believe tonight will be a "drink much less" night.

I believe that every time I turn around, some new troll thread pops up in here.

I believe that makes me a very sad zombie.

I believe that focus doesn't help me much when I'm trying to pay attention to basically every thread in a forum.

I also believe that some of these threads were created because I asked them to be created, rather than letting existing threads engage in argument snowballing, so it's probably my own damn fault.

I believe it's fncking sad that if one agrees with one grassroots movement it is organic, wholesome and little birdies sing a happy tune among the protesters as they tra la la through their demonstration.

I believe that it is equally sad that if one disagrees with another grassroots movement it is an evil, puppeted, corporate construct with thunderclouds hanging overhead and evil organ music playing in the background as protesters burn crosses and murder puppies.

I believe I need a shot of Bourbon, a shot of Scotch and one glass of beer to numb me to the rampant hypocrisy.

Runs off and gets drunk

I believe that focus doesn't help me much when I'm trying to pay attention to basically every thread in a forum.

I also believe that some of these threads were created because I asked them to be created, rather than letting existing threads engage in argument snowballing, so it's probably my own damn fault.

I believe banhammers work.

I believe if given such power I would use it to respectfully smack everyone of them in the noggin.

:D

I believe that, for today at least, I'm too happy to be home to let the trolls get me down.

I believe November is going to suck.

I believe I already made a deal with these student loan guys and they need to stop calling me every day because they forgot "monthly payment" does not mean "every five days".

I believe November is going to suck.

I believe you are wrong.

I believe I already made a deal with these student loan guys and they need to stop calling me every day because they forgot "monthly payment" does not mean "every five days".

I have the same problem with Verizon sending me late payment notices for payments that are due a month after the notices are sent.

TriOmegaZero wrote:

I believe November is going to suck.

I believe you are wrong.

I believe you have no idea what you're talking about. :P

I believe the LSU Tiger stomped the s@$$ out of the Florida Gators.

I also believe that the Gators never once let, and played their hearts out.

I believe oversleeping cuts into your personal time for side projects and what not. However, I believe I needed the extra sleep.

Xabulba wrote:

TriOmegaZero wrote:

I believe November is going to suck.

I believe you are wrong.

I believe you have no idea what you're talking about. :P

November is awesome.

I believe that on this extra-long weekend the trolls are, as usual, multiplying and stirring up their usual s@!%.

I believe this is very sad.

I believe I'll try to enjoy my day off today, despite the disruption to my initial plans.

I believe constructing new raised garden beds was a bit more time-intensive than I thought.

I believe I will go blogging today.

I believe I'll be brewing a beer this weekend, in preparation for my friends wedding in late November.

I believe I'll be brewing a beer this weekend, in preparation for my friends wedding in late November.

I believe I approve of this plan.

I believe a trip to Lowes is in order.

I believe a trip to Target (or maybe Walmart) is also on the books.

I believe that having a 7-month old accidently jam his thumb in your nostril hurts like a m*%**&$@$~!*!

I believe that I'll have to be using Focus more and more.

I beleive my resolution to stay away from political threads has allowed me to keep my sanity.

I believe I will venture to the comic book store shortly.

TriOmegaZero wrote:

Xabulba wrote:

TriOmegaZero wrote:

I believe November is going to suck.

I believe you are wrong.

I believe you have no idea what you're talking about. :P

November is awesome.

I believe I may stand corrected now that they say the showers will remain on through November to December.

I believe I may stand corrected now that they say the showers will remain on through November to December.

I believe that a decent hot shower makes up for a lot of abuse.

I beleive my resolution to stay away from political threads has allowed me to keep my sanity.

I believe I'm hoping that Focus will help me to stay out of those troll threads.

Gruumash . wrote:

I beleive my resolution to stay away from political threads has allowed me to keep my sanity.

I believe I'm hoping that Focus will help me to stay out of those troll threads.

I believe it will. I also believe the glass is always half full.

TOZ wrote:

I believe I may stand corrected now that they say the showers will remain on through November to December.

I believe that a decent hot shower makes up for a lot of abuse.

I believe that I can survive without internet for a month. I believe that I can survive without laundry services for a month. I believe I can survive eating MREs for a month. I believe I can survive without A/C for a month.

I believe I CANNOT survive without showers for a month.

I believe I can survive eating MREs for a month.

MREs were actually pretty good in the early '90s. But, yes, a decent hot shower -- preferrably one that lasts longer than one minute -- does more for morale than almost anything else. Hell, even a cold shower, dropping collected rainwater over your head outdoors, will do (had to do that a few times while working in Jamaica).

I believe a celebration is in order!

BWAAAAAHHHHHH!