#level20problems


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Had to dump out a portable hole full of gold so I could fill it with platinum. #level20problems


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When I tried to pay with the smallest diamond I had for meal in an inn, there weren't enough money in the whole settlement to give me change so I ended owning the whole village. #level20problems


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Had to fight in an antimagic field that negated all the magic in my weapons and armor and accessories, got killed by a bunch of weak monsters and had to be resurrected this afternoon.


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I lost a round deciding which +5 magic sword of the six in the bag on my caddy's shoulder I wanted to use in the last fight. #level20problems


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Spent the day in my demiplane making simulacra and clones, because some lower level adventurers thought they'd found my lair and killed a few. I could've been making more magic items for myself. #level20problems


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Cthulhu called again to cancel our dinner plans. Something about an australian punk with a steamboat and how he needed another nap. I never get the fun party guests to show up. #level20problems

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I can only bend reality to my will 4 times a day. #level20problems


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Anything I can do, the wizard can do better. The arrogant bastard.

#level20problems


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Paizo.com became Twitter so suddenly, I never saw it coming.


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My stupid holy champion power is auto-ending my smite evil whenever I use it to whack an evil outsider. Sucks! #level20problems


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Hafta use gate cuz plane shift can't handle my familiar, cohort, followers, constructs, animated undead, and party members. #level20problems


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So my keen holy g. touch longsword +5 can beat DR 20/cold iron, epic, and good on Pazuzu but not DR 5/bludge on a skeleton. #level20problems


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lol. NPC plebs I knew at lvl 1 just gave 50 gp to kill goblins. Gobs gave 100 to leave em alone. Oh well, CN here ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #level20problems


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Lvl 20 rogue mad cuz I can still replace him with Gr. Weapon Spec., some ranks in UMD, and wand of knock. #level20problems #NicheUnprotected


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@BigBadFighter Im m.class rogue/ranger, so meet my rust monster animal companion #level20problems #NicheUnprotected #RoguesDoItFromBehind

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I'm a level 20 cleric and I get no capstone. Should have multiclassed into ANYTHING else.

I'm a level 20 druid and I forgot what my original form was.


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Psychologically addicted to CLW wands mainlined from first level. #level20problems

Despite handy haversack, unable to lift spellbooks due to sheer volume. #level20problems

Went on boar hunt. Saw one. 30 arrows. No meat left on boar. #level20problems

Spouse complaining about DR 10/-, traded in whip for heavy flail. #level20problems


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I get kicked out of the group for being a conjurer and taking the leadership feat. #level20problems

All of my optimized multiclassing deprives me of a capstone #level20problems

Technically am a God, but as a cleric still has to worship someone else #level20problems

Keep turning into a boss fight for 15th level adventurers #level20problems

Grand Lodge

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My cohort keeps complaining about they're never going to reach their capstone. #level20problems


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Dammit, should I ditch my ring of ultimate elemental immunity or my ring of protection +8 now that I have found a ring of three wishes? Ah well, it is a temporary problem. #level20problems

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Dammit, should I ditch my ring of ultimate elemental immunity or my ring of protection +8 now that I have found a ring of three wishes? Ah well, it is a temporary problem. #level20problems

First Wish: I wish I had a third hand with an additional ring slot.

Second Wish: I wish for more genies!!!
Third Wish: Dessert.

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I used to be able to take down a foe in one or two hits with my sword. Now I have to stand there and wail on him over and over and over again. I only have one job, and I've been getting worse at it since Day 1.

#level20problems #fightermath


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I'm only theoretical.

#level20problems


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I have to spend more and more spells to keep the increasingly obsolete Fighter alive and well.

#level20problems


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I can't buy services or hire employees...

Every time I need a service done, no matter how trivial the task, a group of 4~6 armed travelers show up and ask me what's the "reward" for the "quest".

I just want someone to paint my fences, for Sarenrae's sake!

#level20problems.


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As a Sorcerer, I got my capstone early at 16.
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Every trivial discussion I have with anyone somehow snowballs into an encounter with high-ranking outsiders.

#level20problems.


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I can't tap NPCs on the shoulder without dropping them into the negatives.
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My familiar took out one of the Pit Fiends before I had the chance.
#level20problems

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My familiar took out one of the Pit Fiends before I had the chance.

#level20problems

At level 1, I've seen familiars kill all the kobolds because the PCs were down.


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My cohort never has time to help me anymore, what with his new duties as head prophet and high priest of his entire religion. #level20problems

My cat familiar is so much smarter than me that I never have a clue why it has us do whatever we do anymore. #level20sorcproblems

I have a +48 Profession (farmer) and nobody cares. #level20commonerproblems


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I can't stop being a dragon. Please send help. #level20problems


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People have been addressing me by my class and/or title for so long, I don't remember my actual name anymore. :/

#level20problems

Scarab Sages

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My familiar is now as smart and powerful as I am.

Everyone knows who I am. I have no privacy, and several kingdoms have banned me from entering them.

My first-level offensive spells are mostly good for killing flies.

I miss sleeping in a bedroll under the open sky instead of in an extraplanar mansion.

#level20problems

Grand Lodge

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My minions are forming a union.

Asmodeus has been spamming me with requests to return all the devils I've bound.

After sleeping with everything from outsiders to shapeshifters, normal sex doesn't do anything for me anymore.

My therapist said my obsession with defending myself was turning into obsessive paranoia, he was obviously a plant by my enemies to make me lower my defenses. He's a statue now.

The local government tried to raise taxes on my magic item production workshop, so I had to move it into it's own demiplane.

#level20problems

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Several nations tried taking me to court for outsourcing all their work to bound outsiders, now I have to bind more to run all these nations I now own.

#level20problems


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Conquered Golarion, Castrovel, Eox. Have gods' heads as trophies in hall. STILL haven't gotten another level yet! #level20problems


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When you have more spell slots than diamond dust. #level20problems


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I look Leadership. Now I have more followers than Asmodeus, and he's jealous. #level20problems


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I've been receiving morale bonuses for so long that I can't imagine going through life without magically-induced motivation. #level20problems


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My calves hurt because I had to take the stairs. There were no windows on the eighth floor for me to jump or fly up to. #level20problems


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No one will play darts with me, because I only miss the bullseye 5% of the time. #level20problems


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My auto insurer won't insure me anymore because my daily commute "frequently includes CR20+ encounters" (his words). #level20problems


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I got into a fight that should have taken no more than 12 seconds, but it felt like it took three weeks and involved a lot of calculators. Now I'm only occasionally referenced as a brief legend in someone else's story.

#Level20problems


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My diamond dust shaker is empty. Dammit, gonna have to send someone to go shopping again. #level20problems

Someone has gotten into my treasure chamber again. They carried off all they could carry. It took me a year to notice despite weekly checks on the treasure level. #level20problems

They started up a Magic Item Fashion Week. I am the only one who can afford to buy. #level20problems


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I have to floss with a Sphere of Annihilation to get those pesky Pit Fiend bits from between my teeth. #Level20Problems

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I have to multiclass soon or learn wonky epic rules!


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I left my keys in my other pants pocket which I left in my other castle which is on my other demiplane. FML. #level20problems

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Keys? Or portal keys?

Do githzerai monks gain portal ki?


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Ah, the goddess of magic strained herself so much while defeating all of hell to save me that I have to take over as god of magic for the week. #Elmin--- #level20problems

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