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Vomit Guy's page

420 posts. No reviews. Alias of Aberzombie.

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Full Name

He Who Must Not Be Allowed To Post

Race

Not right now, I feel nauseous

Classes/Levels

Rabble Rouser 15

Gender

male

Special Abilities

Induce outrage, Projectile Hurling

Alignment

Chaotic Sploortch

Location

The Porcelain Throne, a unique and hidden demi-plane

Languages

drunken-slur

Occupation

Sacred Guardian of the Off-Topic Section

Strength 18
Dexterity 17
Constitution 8
Intelligence 15
Wisdom 14
Charisma 13

About Vomit Guy

All I ever wanted to do was bring joy, laughter, and something resembling pea-soup to the world. Is that so wrong?

I still miss the other sections of the board, and often look upon them with something akin to longing. I used to visit them on occasion, just to try and inject a little humor (so to speak) into threads that were starting to turn nasty. Unfortunately, I accrued some followers who then got out of hand. Then some whiny little baby sent in a complaint, and - BAM, I'm confined to the Off-Topic Section. There was also some lame note about me not being funny.

sigh
It ain't easy being me.



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