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Well, like,.......
I don't know if you know this, but......

ZOMBIES ATTACK IN MIAMI!!!

Cities of the B&*!!#+ Crazy

I'm assuming that if the spell's been cast and the holy weapon of "ZOG" or whatever is allready attacking, it gets an aoo? Don't see where it says no anywhere in the spell description.

How doable does this look?

My dog was barking at something in the tall weeds in my back yard a few days ago; there's a pile of brown grass and white fluff.
Nine baby bunnies in a nest.

Easter bunnies!!!

facebook group

They're trying to grassroots for a JCoM sequel in light of its tepid box office returns.....don't know if it'll help, but I joined.

Actually, I'm fully cognizant of the fact that it probably won't help. Nonetheless, feel free to explain that to me anyway, and....what can I say; I'm a sucker for lost causes....

It just feels more and more like that every day.

found this;

just something I'm momentarily interested in.

or, maybe a half a century,....

anyway, I see Paizo.com being a holodeck conclave where, for all I know, I'll eat actual cookies (if I deserve them) cooked by Lilith in her holodeck EZ bake oven while an android body hurls toward Alpha Centauri, where it will orbit whatever planet is there for 5 years waiting for my brain to be dumped there via radio transmission.

Anybody know where there's a picture of an elven curve blade?

Since they'll be off for 24 hours, ask me what you need to know.
I'm a trivial pursuit guru.

And I might even try to get it off of spanish wikipedia, and convert it via babelfish into something beautiful.

So ask away!!!

Anybody got any?

I'm thinking lvl 11 Paladin, lv 6 Bard, lv 8 monk
S-20
D-12
C-22
I-16
W-20
Ch-25

HP 300

thoughts?

I want a fifty cal sniper rifle like in Hurt Locker and a telepathic german shepherd dog.

Could I be a Paladin of Loviatar?

edit: (NSFW)

My wife beat Red Faction: Armageddon and now uses his farts as a weapon.

Paizo goblins are kewl. They're snarky. They got character.

I think the "Paizo goblin" is probably one of the kewlest things you guys came up with racewise/reskin wise (you don't see people bandying around the term "Paizo Human" that much), and I think the availability as a p.c. race would benefit the game. Give it some punch.

Oh, and I'm probably not responding to anything in this thread.
I just wanted to say this to the powers-that-be; I don't really care to read the drek that I predict this thread will turn into.
In fact, I'm probably just going to close this whole section back up.

This week, I've learned "care bear," "suicide ganking," and "HULKAGEDDON."
Is there anybody with a good linky to a place with more colloquialisms?

Thanks, Gary, Ross, and/or Liz; this makes me so happy.

HUZZAH!!!

Oh, and......thanks to triomegazero for the tipoff that it existed.

Gary, Ross, and Liz have better things to do than clean up after us like poopy diaper babies.

Can everybody just chill, talk to everybody else with respect or something?

Use the brand spanking new "hide" function to hide things that annoy them or something?

I'm no angel either, but damn. Gary just had to type "quit making hate threads" like 15 times or something.
He could've probably written some code to do something cool. Or clicked some loafs, IDK.

ftagn! ftagn!!!

So,
My wife, my mom, and kids were leaving the Texas State Fair today; I was at work.
My wife is going straight in a parking lot.
This guy pulls a right in front of her, and almost sideswipes her; she beeps, and he flips her off, I mean like really gesticulating.

I was at work.

Then, they get to the exit, and he stops and gets out of the car on my wife. There's a traffic guy there, (my mom said he looks like the black guy from the Miller light commercial)
and so this fat f$!+er gets out of the car on my wife, and she rolls down the windo and she says, "what."
And he says, "I just want to know what the f*#@ your problem is," and my wife says "I was on the straightaway; I had the right of way." So HE says "I didn't have a yield sign," like you dumb woman driver.....and she says, "learn the rules of the road! go home and study them." And then the big black guy tells him "just....just go away. Now. Just go away."
So he goes away, and my wife calls him a "stupid hick."

I just don't know what the f*~@ is wrong with people. Who flips off women? Who gets out of their car on two women and some kids?
What the f%@# is wrong with people? That's all I'm saying. Nobody has any f+!+ing chivalry or manners no more. F!##ing douche. I really wish I could call this guy out old school style.

ORRRRRRRRRRRRANGE!!!

Are there any black holes around Uranus?

This kinda sucked, and kinda blew my mind.
So I was driving home today on i 30, 4 lanes wide a side, and the traffic was thick, slow, and I looked up ahead and saw this white pickup, and then I saw a young german shepherd dog flip backwards out of the truck, and I felt my stomach sink; the dog fell up ahead to my left, in front of a car, and the guy stopped, and....I couldn't see what was going on, if he was hit, and I slowed down, then looked behind me to make sure I wouldn't get rearended. Then I stopped, and so then I started cruising up really slow.....
and then I saw the pup, he was maybe 6 months old, but he was up!
Oh my God! He was alive!!! He was limping but he was up!
So I drove up next to him, then stopped and he was limping, and I started getting out of my car, then I think "man, this is a bad f$*&ing idea, on a highway,...." but I look back and all four lanes, at least 10 cars back are completely stopped for this pup. Nobody's beeping or anything. I expected them to be mad and beeping. Wow, it was surreal, so I came up on the pup, to try to get him out of the road, and I picked him up, and like NOBODY was beeping. And two ladies were out of their cars too...I approached the dog from behind, picking him up, and one lady just totally approached him from the front, and she was trying to comfort him, and I said "be careful; he might bite you;" but she wasn't listening to me. But he was allright, and the owner guy had pulled over and he ran up to us, and we b#+&@ed him out about riding with his dog in the back of a pickup truck,
then we had to get in our cars, because this backed up tide of cars had to get going, and this really pretty girl was waving at me from her car, so she tells me my seatbelt is stuck in the door, and then the traffic started moving and I drove home; and I kinda felt like I was in shock for 45 minutes.

OMGWTF!!!

Chromosomes are so dorky.

Kruelly's coming back to Canada.
Huzzah!
I'm in Texas, but whatever.

fish'n'chips wrapped in an old newspaper

Many of these may be around your house.

01) over the head m16-with-bayonet army soldier......."The Green Gunslinger..."

02) paperclip "iron cobra"

03) Pappa Smurf moonlighting as Frost Giant Jarl

04) huge animated clothespin........scaaaaaaaary....

05) a dead earthworm

I mean, seriously.

He wouldn't kill goblin babies, but he'd jump over 20 schoolbuses filled with them.

And break his taint.

is it? IS IT?!?!?!

I know it's fun, but.......am I wicked?

I got "best undead" going........
anybody think of any other things we need awards for?....

Ogay; I'll start vote threads, and favorite your best undead.

heh heh......
The stink eye helps me make will saves.

What alignment is Sredni Vashtar?
I'm thinking, chaotic evil, right?

Dr. Who's Tardis lands on the Death Star.

You can't play dozens with Eminem. He just agrees with you.

this is bad ass.

Who is a fan of botfly larvae?

Thoughts?

1d20 - 3 ⇒ (11) - 3 = 8
aid another me! GAAAAAAH! aid another me!!!

Fish tacos. I dissmiss them.

heh heh

He was so dashing in his little red suit; and she looked like a real bona fide princess.

I never thought I'd see TWO royal weddings in one lifetime....so lovely.
So......lovely.

Man, I like, burn my upper lip, then I cut myself, and it makes my face all burny, and that place with the little doohickey between your nose and mouth that's sort of like a "face taint" I hate shaving there. Now that I'm older, I have nostril hairs, and I hate pulling them out.

I hate shaving, man.