Some of you will be very sorry indeed when the real July 5, 1998 rolls around...unless my friend is right and it's 8661 and someone just read it upside-down... Either way, the X-ists are coming, and the normals and pink boys among you are DOOMED!!
(Unless the X-ists already came, got fooled into thinking that Mars was Earth and no one was home. In that case carry on)