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Purple Worm

Farmer Maggot's page

7 posts. Alias of Ambrosia Slaad.


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Figs are full of dead wasp pulp and juices. Mmmm, yummy.

Has anyone seen Charnie this morning? Looks like it wandered off through a hole in the fence again. I gotta get crackin' -- poor Charnie is overdue a milking, and I'm behind on filling orders for Luiren Spring Cheese.

Turnips are parsnips that Fell. Radishes are the pugwampi veggies of indigestion.

What you really want to try are Celestial Follower's stuffed portobellos... shipped in fresh from the farmer's market in Jeharlu just this morning.

{goes back to hunting in the couch cushions for thieving hobbits}

Tirqbo the Oliphant, with his rodentia sidekick, Timothy Q. Lisp

Tirq is banned for keeping all his eggs in one basket; now they're scrambled, he's fried, Quiche is hard-boiled, and I feel deviled!

Celestial Healer wrote:
More turnips!

Yep, seems like more visitors are turn-ing-up everyday! You can't beet it... if you carrot all about that sort of thing.

{hopes no one has Smite Awful Punster as class ability}

Edit: Nakkid maggot?

{peeks in window looking for vegetable-thieving angels or hobbitses}

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