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Halruun

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Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber. Pathfinder Society Member. 40,979 posts (50,741 including aliases). 10 reviews. No lists. 1 wishlist. 1 Pathfinder Society character. 71 aliases.


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Scarab Sages

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Short-haired people creep me out. F+&%ing weirdos.

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I believe we need a new "Reason for Flag", and it should be "Shark-Jumping Circle Jerk".

So many applications. Hell, we could probably do away with most other reasons and just use that one....

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I love not wasting food!

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And now......frivolities!

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I shall drink more coffee!

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Monday morning! We meet again, my old frenemy! What lunacy/wonders do you have in store for me today?

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I haz no priority. Sad zombie continues to be sad.

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At the splash pad on Saturday, my nine year old nephew was whining and b~$%!ing about....something (it kept changing). So my boy, who's four, says to his cousin......

"<redacted>, you get what you get, and you don't throw a fit".

Only it was more like he sang it.

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A Waitress's Kind Act Moved These Tired Firefighters To Tears

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Owl with an attitude wins face-off with deputy

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Baby girl grabbed a hamburger yesterday evening and started gnawing on it. I was so proud.....

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Sunday - but it shall not be a lazy one. There are....things....to do.

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Screams break the silence
Waking from the dead of night
Vengence is boiling
He's returned to kill the light
Then when he's found who he's looking for
Listen in awe and you'll hear him

Bark at the moon
Ha ha ha ha ha...

Years spent in torment
Buried in a nameless grave
Now he has risen
Miracles would have to save
Those that the beast is looking for
Listen in awe and you'll hear him

Bark at the moon
Hey yeah, bark at the moon

They cursed and buried him along with shame
And thought his timeless soul had gone, gone
In empty burning hell - unholy one
But he's returned to prove them wrong (so wrong)
Ooh, yeah baby

Howling in shadows
Living in a lunar spell
He finds his heaven
Spewing from the mouth of hell
Those that the beast is looking for
Listen in awe and you'll hear him

Bark at the moon
Hey yeah, bark at the moon
Hey yeah, bark at the moon
Oh Oh yeah, bark at the moon

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So, they've all been gone since the 17th?

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I love grilling and having people over to eat that which has been grilled!

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I believe sad zombie is still sad, and wondering why his order is still pending.

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NASA Discovers Most Earth-Like Planet Yet In the “Goldilocks Zone”

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Mystery pooper targeting holes of Norwegian golf course

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A fun day. Some Grilling. Much devouring of things which were grilled. Playing around at the splash pad. Even some animated Green Lantern.

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Estelle Getty played the same character, Sophia Spirelli Petrillo-Weinstock, on five different TV series: The Golden Palace (1992), The Golden Girls (1985), Nurses (1991), Empty Nest (1988), and Blossom (1990).

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I was awoken in a most pleasant manner. Baby girl came barging in, wielding a book. I pulled her into bed with me, where she demanded I read the book. Afterward, she demanded "down", followed by patting me on the arm and saying "up". That was my cue to get my lazy ass out of bed.

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Gonna be a busy day. The boy has his swimming lessons this morning. Then we're having guest over for my wife's one-day-later birthday celebration: my brother and his family, and the wife's good friend and her family. There shall be grilled burgers, hotdogs, and corn, among other things. Afterwards....SPLASHPAD!

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I've never read anything with the character. But I'm a fan of Gaiman....

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And I read today that Marvel has scored Neil Gaiman to finish the work he did on Miracleman all those many years ago. Could be interesting.

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I miss the New Gods and really wish Byrne or Simonson would do a new series.

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And I hit the comic book store to get new books, as well as try to find some back issues I have come to realize I did not own. So I ended up spending a little over $100 for a good chunk of the Legends of the Dark Knight I was missing. Now I only have around 13 issues of that series to collect.

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Nice lunch today with the wife, for her birthday.

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Ye gods! Glad I left when I did.

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'Fun' as in it'll be a damned miracle if I don't lose my s~%& and throw my coffee mug at someone's head.

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Oh, I can see the s&$! storm a-coming. Monday is going to be.....fun.

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"Just tell them to remove their heads from their asses, redline f$$%ing drawings, and move the f##& forward."

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Some dudes really need to learn to use tampons.

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archmagi1 wrote:
.... start wars

Woohoo!

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I, for one, can't wait to see Bond versus Bautista!

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baron arem heshvaun wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
You misspelled Federal Government.
To be fair, they misappropriated my tax dollars first.

Yeah, the Feds do have high skill ranks in that.

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There is much to do today. And even more to do tomorrow.

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Damn! You know the spammers are just f*~%ing with you when they add start new threads in the Website Feedback section. That takes balls.

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Normally, I try to avoid even a roundabout mention of politics, since this is a gaming site, but this is kind of cool...

A friend from high school posted some links on Facebook from his work with the Heritage Foundation. He's an expert on financial regulations, and was part of a panel discussion on certain aspects of Dodd-Frank. As part of the discussion, he got to introduce Senator Richard Shelby, Chairman of the Senate Committee on Banking, Housing, and Urban Affairs.

A second link he posted is so anyone who wanted to could watch his forthcoming 5 minutes of speaking in front of the House Committee on Financial Services.

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Man Sneaks Into Home, Hides Under Bed for 3 Days

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Cop Spends His Last Day On The Job Handing Out Gift Cards To Strangers

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USS Colorado (BB-45) survived two kamikaze hits during the Battle of Leyte Gulf.

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You misspelled Federal Government.

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I believe sad zombie is sad that his order of random minis has been pending since last Friday.

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Going His Way? Robot is Hitchhiking Across the U.S. And Needs a Lift

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Swiss Army Airlifts Water to Cows Facing Drought, Hot Weather

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And then there were annoying people on the road.

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Baby girl woke me up at 0430 today. Not sure why she was crying. Might have been the wet diaper. Maybe a nightmare. After changing her, I tried to bring her into our bed to see if she'd go back to sleep a bit longer.

She was having none of that.

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Good beer and good reading. I missed nights like this.

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Venom (Batman: Legends of the Dark Knight #'s 16-20, March to July 1991)

Another classic Batman story (one with far-reaching consequences), from the early 90s and that most awesome of series, Venom was a tale of addiction and the will to overcome it, written by that legend of the Batverse, Denny O'Neil.

Batman fails to save a life. Taken advantage of by evil men with a Eugenics bent, this tragedy soon leads him into a deadly addiction, all in an attempt to make sure he does not allow himself to fail again. The Dark Knight falls, but rises again by his own sheer will and discipline.

The villains are vile men, but men nonetheless. One is a typical Hollywood/entertainment industry caricature of a military general - the kind of man willing to sacrifice anything to destroy the enemy and preserve what he perceives to be the American way of life. The other is the epitome of the intellectual, science-is-all eugenicist, convinced that nothing can overcome his own mental superiority.

In the end, of course, Batman wins. There is tragedy, and karmic justice.

Batman also succeeds, however, in sowing the seeds of his own future pain. This story leads directly to one of the most interesting periods in Batman's life, when a man known as Bane would come a-calling......

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30,000 US Teens Converge on Detroit in Massive Christian Volunteer Clean-up

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