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Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber. Pathfinder Society Member. 24,319 posts (32,790 including aliases). 11 reviews. No lists. 1 wishlist. 1 Pathfinder Society character. 67 aliases.

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Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Halruun

Mrgh!

Rasssum frassum wife! Getting me sick!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Halruun

I believe I deserve a medal for my actions last night. Or perhaps some BttH. Some compensation is in order, I assure you.

Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Halruun
Celestial Healer wrote:
Morning, all. What did I miss?

Well, Jason and Roscoe had been feeling bad after finding that bit of meteor rock, never realizing that by touching it they had contracted space herpes. Meanwhile, Dan, was shocked to learn that his true father was actually an infamous, modern-day pirate, and had escaped prison to chase after some actual buried treasure. And, across town, Pamela and Paul finally gave in to their illicit love for each other, only to realize afterwards that their love was, in fact, completely....No, wait! That's my soap opera.

Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Halruun

Ah shor wish Ol'Grue wuz still round heer. He wuz uh good hippeh huntin dawg.

Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Halruun
Ashe Ravenheart wrote:
Mornin' all! What did I miss?

If you like, I could go into my wife's blowing chunks event last night. In great detail. The way I did for some of my co-workers this morning.

Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Halruun

And, apparently, my boss injured himself skiing this weekend, though not too badly. Bumped a tree and bumped his (helmeted) head on a rock. Needless to say, there are numerous skiing accident cartoons gracing his office door this morning.

I had nothing to do with putting them on the door.

Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Halruun

Also, Walking Dead back on last night! WOOT!!!

Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Halruun
Crimson Jester wrote:

FREEHOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you and your #$@$%#@!! snow dances. Guess what! You missed!

Same here! Missed for the most part. We got a bit, but nothing that 15 mintues of good exercise couldn't fix!

Bwahahahahahahaha....

Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Halruun

Morning FAWTLY Folk. So, the wife was still feeling bad this morning, and stayed home. Luckily, Charlie slept really great last night, so neither of us had to get up to attend him. However, I drop the kid off at daycare today, mention that my wife wasn't feeling well and had a bad stomache, and they tell me "Oh yeah, some of the other infants had stomache problems on Friday".

So, at least now we know where she probably caught this crap from. Seems it's been going round. Here's hoping I don't get it (or at least not as bad as she did).

Hope everyone else has a good day.

Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Halruun

Holy crapnuts! What a crazy last 3 hours.

Spoiler:
The wife hadn't been feeling good since earlier, and while the boy and I were eating, I heard her blowing chunks upstairs. So, I go up and she's hurling in the f~@@ing sink. I go back down to finish my dinner BEFORE cleaning up her puke.

So I put the kid in his crib, while the wife is curled in a ball in our bedroom, so I can clean out the sink. The whole time I'm cleaning the kid is screaming is little head off. Finally get the sink cleaned, then give the kid his bath, then feed him a bottle, give him his medicine, then get him put to bed.

Somewhere in all this, I remembered that there were clothes in the dryer. I set them to run a bit longer so they wouldn't wrinkle, then once the kid was down I folded and hung that s$!~ up.

Then the wife asks me to go out to CVS and get her some apple juice and ginger ale. CVS didn't have any apple juice, but I was able to get her a couple of 2 liters of ginger ale.

Now I'm finally sitting down to relax. Damn, I hope the kid sleeps good tonight.

Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Halruun

I believe my boy must have gotten hold of some sugar somehow.

Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Halruun

Goddang hippehs

Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Halruun

Huzzah for your own space!

Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Halruun
Freehold DM wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Rassum frasssum dang gummit! Stoopid cold weather.

does Wunian Snow Dance

Hmm..where is that Weather Dominator I got at the Cobra Auction...?

Winter comes and goes. But Alton Brown and Joss Whedon are with us all year.

Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Halruun

I love not having to go anywhere today!

Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Halruun

Rassum frasssum dang gummit! Stoopid cold weather.

Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Halruun

Now we're playing with Angry Bird. Picked one up at Babies R Us the other day.

Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Halruun

Charlie's been up since about 0500. So we've taken turns with him.

Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Halruun
Crimson Jester wrote:
Whats up zombi?

Sorry CJ. Went to bed right after that last post. Stoopid cold making me miserable.

Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Halruun

Mrgh.

Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Halruun

IF YOU WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW JUST HOW IMPORTANT YOUR OPINION IS, IT MUST BE BIG! BOLD! ALL-CAPS!

Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Halruun

Bummed to hear this. While I don't have all the Planet Stories books, I have a good many, and plan to eventually fill out my collection. Hopefully, the series will be started up again one day.

In the meantime, thank you Mr. Mona, for all the hard work you put into this incredibly cool series.

Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Halruun
Crimson Jester wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
BACON!
EGGS!

TOAST!

Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Halruun
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
wutevuh...

My United States of Whatever!

Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Halruun

When single shines the triple sun
What was sundered and undone
Shall be whole
The two, made one
By Gelfling's hand
Or else by none

Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Halruun

One of my favorites. I have it on DVD. And, just recently, I found part one of a new graphic novel exploring the origins of the setting. Good stuff.

Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Halruun
houstonderek wrote:
We have sauna in Houston, but we call it "summer".

Sounds much the same as the one I had growing up, except mine was called Louisiana.

Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Halruun

So, I was watching Supernatural last night, and some poor dude got killed by a unicorn. As the unicorn turned to move away, it trailed a rainbow behind it. My first thought was, "Holy s#&$! It's Sebastian!"

Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Halruun
Urizen wrote:
Am I like the only non-video game player here?

I'm no longer into video games as much. Mostly because everything that seems to come out these days is an MMO. I do occasionally replay old games though.

Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Halruun

Yeehaw!!!! New slippers!!!

Also, traded in an old car seat and stroller at Baby's r us for a brand new car seat and stroller. Woot! Plus, got the boy some stuff for his upcoming first birthday.

Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Halruun

All right, that's me done for now. Later folks, and have a great day.

Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Halruun

And, we think he might be getting to that phase where he experiences a little separation anxiety.

Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Halruun

Speaking of the boy....

Not sure if I mentioned this, but his first word (other than Dada or Momma) was 'sock'.

Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Halruun

My kid woke up grumpy this morning. I told him to be quiet and let mommy go back to sleep.

Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Halruun

HALLMARK!!!!

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Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Halruun

When I was single, of course, I hated Valentine's Day. These days, I think I hate it even more. Just one more f@#~ing day that I have to get my wife some kind of damned gift. As if it isn't difficult enough to find something she'll like.

I blame Hallmark.

Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Halruun

Valentine's Day is coming up. I think I'll get my wife a gift certificate to Victoria's Secret. She likes that place.

Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Halruun

So, back when I first started working here in Philly, we had a much easier computer system to work with. Easy in that we could actually load whatever software we wanted.

With that in mind, a bunch of us had Unreal Tournament loaded on our machines, and during lunch we'd sit at our desks eating and playing Unreal. Good times. My character was named HK-47, after the assassin droid from the Knights of the Old Republic games.

So, just recently, I came across some screen captured images of me winning a few rounds with old HK. That got me hankering to play again. I talked to the guy who original had the game, and he got a copy of it to me on a flash drive. Now I've got it on the computer at home and have been playing a bit.

Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Halruun

Which, sadly, I will likely not be drinking any time soon, due to it interfering in me trying to get over this cold my wife gave me.

shakes fist

Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Halruun

Mmmmm....beer.

Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Halruun

Mmmmm......BttH

Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Halruun
Moorluck wrote:
.... unless Gary cheats. O.O

Maybe he'll be too distracted with Mikey.

Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Halruun

Sylvester Stallone is 65 years old. Ahnold is 64. That's crazy.

Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Halruun

Just read this morning that Billy Connolly has been named to play Dain Ironfoot in the second Hobbit movie. That dude is bad ass.

Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Halruun

I love no traffic on the way to work!

Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Halruun

I believe it's a short day today. I believe I may go down to Total Wine and More.

Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Halruun
Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:
And I get to meet AZ's new niece.

S~$+, dude, I haven't even met her yet. Not even via webcam. Oh well, maybe you'll get lucky and witness Hulk Maggie. I hear it's terrifying.

Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Halruun

I believe I am going to bed.

Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Halruun

I suppose I should eventually come up with some kind of AM UNDEAD alias.

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