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Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber. 11,540 posts (15,477 including aliases). 7 reviews. Aliases: andLich, Vomit Guy, Secretlyreplacedwith, The Monanater, Ninzombie, Mike The Tiger, Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law, IamSpartacus, Wally Wabbit, Cranky McOldGuy, Vinny da Vulture, Yknaps the Lesserprechaun, Exalted Chinese Minister Hao, Avatar of John Wayne, Hungry Jack, Joe Biden, Monazombie, Mighty Mouse, Peace LVR, Clinically Depressed Poodle, HK-47, Jimmy-Joe Hayseed, Turbonium Dragon, Potato Slaad, Frank the Mime, LH Executioner Aberzombie, BlueBird of Happiness, Hooper, Dennis the Peasant, Attack Goblin #23, SENATOR Boxer, Gagvoyle, Hillary, Bulmahnaut #5, flash_xxxx, MoorLackey, Tiag, Divad Frier, lordkcaz.

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Untitled III
Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber),

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Ah ain't bin layzee. Ah bin huntin hippehs.

Computer Question
Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber),

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A question for any of you who might be IT types or just really good with computers...

I've got a netbook, and finally went and bought a wireless router for my desktop at home. I installed it OK, and even connected with my netbook just fine - really good signal strength.

For some reason, however, I can't get Internet Explorer running. At first, it was just really slow opening up on the home page (Yahoo), but then wouldn't go to any other websites. Now, it won't even open up the home page.

Any suggestions?

Supernatural
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Damn, last night's episode was wicked.

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I loved the scenes between Lucifer and Castiel, as well as the scene of the hunters in their "last night on earth" party. I'm also glad to see they are bringing in another one of the Horsemen, and can't wait to see how they portray Death.

Still, I'm kind of pissed that they killed off Ellen and Jo - especially Jo. Alona Tal is a hottie, and she was in the military!

Lucifer mentioned that there are 5 beings in all of creation that the Colt can't kill. He's one, and I assume God and Michael are two others. I wonder if the last two aren's Sam and Dean themselves. Either them, or two other archangels like Raphael and Gabriel.

Mmmm... Brains
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Speak for yourself, metal-boy. I think nature designed some really delicious brainnnnnnsssss.....

Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!
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Celestial Healer wrote:
Good morning, all. What did I miss?

Joanna and Dean decided to give in to their feelings for each other, but were stopped when Joanna was mauled by a pack of rabid chihuahuas. Robert was struggling with his failing health, not realizing that his condition was actually caused by a virus created by the evil Dr. Dolots, Dolittles evil twin. Meanwhile, Sam and Ellen realized that penguins....No, wait! That's my soap opera.

Star Trek (2009)
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Lilith wrote:
Got the sweet delicious Blu Ray version. Many good extras, happy to see the respect all the new actors had towards the series' legacy.

Did you see the cameo by R2D2?

Mmmm... Brains
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Hey, yeah! Isn't a collective a hive mind? Mmmmmm....hive brainnnsss.

Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!
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wanders out of thread

Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!
Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber),

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does the Superbowl Shuffle

Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!
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wanders into thread

Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!
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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Appearing where?

He's a new clone.

Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!
Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber),

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I was busy finding the right picture for my new alias.

Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!
Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber),

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Mmmm....U-Create-Wok.

Zombies!
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dons a limo driver's uniform and holds up a sign reading "Mr. Tarren Dei"

Mmmm... Brains
Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber),

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Hey look, a robot. Do they have brainnnnnsssss......?

Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!
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shuffles out of thread.

Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!
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Mmmmmm......brainnnnssss

Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!
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shuffles into thread.

Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!
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Gagvoyle wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Yeah, but sometimes it's more fun when people know you're talking to yourself.

Gee, do you really think so?

Absolutely!

Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!
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Drachesturm wrote:
The great thing is that I can sit and talk to myself and not draw suspicion.

Yeah, but sometimes it's more fun when people know you're talking to yourself.

Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!
Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber),

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Things got weird for a second there.

Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!
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Carnivorous_Bean wrote:
Morning, all!

From the smell of this thread, I just missed a zombie by about 15 minutes .... ;)


And here I thought it was whatever they fertilize plants with....

Clash of the Titans
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Therw were rumors, I thought, stating a new Sinbad movie was in the works. If I remember correctly, in fact, Keanu Reeves was set to play Sinbad.

Zombies!
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checks the cameras focused on Tarren to make sure they are still operating properly

Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!
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wanders out of thread

Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!
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wanders into thread

Untitled III
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Sho'nuff.

Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!
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Emperor7 wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Ugh! The water is out in the building I work in. Now, if I want to use the head, I've got to go across the street. And, to make matters worse, some folks used the head before realizing that the water was cut off. Ewww.....

Water out = shut down building. By code. They should be getting ready to send you home.

This place? Send us home? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.....

Oh wait! You were serious?

Are dragons overrated?
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Celestial Healer wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
James Jacobs wrote:
....protest and move to Alaska to live life as a misanthropic hermit.

Weird, I had a friend who did that....

And then she ran for vice president?

*ducks down quickly*


No, but it was a she. Lives in Arkansas now.

Mmmm... Brains
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It's those damn humans and their stubborn, selfish will-to-live. They don't care about anyone but themselves.

Untitled III
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Good shootin CH!

Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!
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Ugh! The water is out in the building I work in. Now, if I want to use the head, I've got to go across the street. And, to make matters worse, some folks used the head before realizing that the water was cut off. Ewww.....

Are dragons overrated?
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James Jacobs wrote:
....protest and move to Alaska to live life as a misanthropic hermit.

Weird, I had a friend who did that....

Eat Your Own Clone Day
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According to my Outlook Calendar, tomorrow (19 November) is Eat Your Own Clone Day - inspired by the good people at Paizo.

Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!
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Best Michigan J. Frog impression

Hello my baby
Hello my honey
Hello my ragtime gal

Send me a kiss by wire
Baby my heart's on fire

If you refuse me
Honey you loose me
Then you'll be
Left alone

Oh baby telephone
And tell me I'm
Your own

Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!
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entertaining post

Zombies!
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Technically, I think they're cyborgs. But, what the hell, go for it Rusty. You get the metal parts, we'll take care of any left over flesh and brainnnnssss....

Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!
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grabs cane and top hat and starts a dance routine

Three Word Game, Anybody?
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and began to

The Five Word Game!
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more than he could chew

The SEVEN Word Game!!!!!
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nominated for a Grammy. Thankfully, when performed

Thank you Paizo !!!
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Sharoth wrote:
I figured that I would bump this thread since the folks over at Paizo deserve to hear this more often.

Damn skippy!

Things in Life That Suck
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Aubrey the Malformed wrote:
Sorry to hear it, Mothy.

+1

Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!
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Wanders out of thread.

Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!
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Wanders into thread.

Untitled III
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Ah reckon so.

Zombies!
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Mmmmmm.....brainnnnnssss

Ken Ober R.I.P.
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Ken Ober, host of MTV's old game show Remote Control, passed away over the weekend.

R.I.P.

Real-world occupations
Osirion Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber),

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The group I've been gaming with for the last few years looks like this:

DM - Social Worker
Mechanical Engineer (me)
Security Guard
Civil Engineer
Stay-at-home Dad
IT guy

What Mona's Really Been Up To
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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
......and American beer would be nothing but a torture drink if it wasn't for microbreweries, which I doubt are heavily exported. I hope the swill of the big beer companies isn't either, but I have nightmares.

For the most part I agree. The American microbreweries and brew pubs are a blessing upon all. I wish people would stop treating the big companies (Miller, Anheuser-Busch) as the end-all/be-all of American beer.

That being said, Miller, Budweiser, etc, are decent examples of lagers - albeit American style. I don't prefer to drink them, but I wouldn't turn my nose up at them like a beer snob.

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Except Coors. You couldn't pay me enough to drink that crap. Seriously, any beer company that has to resort to cheap can/bottle gimics (oooh...the mountains turn blue), to sell their so-called beer should have their brewery plowed under and turned into a landfill.



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