Greetings Paizoians! The time has come to stake your claim to delicious goblin confections! Selective but highly successful harvests* continue to provide numerous attendees with the chance to enjoy these fine all-natural products. We would like to take this time to reiterate that Goblin Brains are produced entirely from organic ingredients, and natural processes. However due to
FDA threatssuggestions received, we now offer a line of 'less-processed' Beige Brains alongside the customary Goblin Green Brains.
If you are attending PaizoCon 2016 and wish to revel in delight and enchant your palette with the rich yet sweet pate pâté of Golarion's tiniest terrors, simply list here a name which will be on your PaizoCon Badge.
This can be your real name or board alias, as long as you make sure you set that under customize my badge on the E-Tickets page.) If known, include your day/time of arrival (Late Wednesday, Early Friday, etc.) Posting or private messaging your Room # when known will also increase speed (and likelihood) of delivery.
The first 56 PaizoCon attendees to post to this thread will be guaranteed a goblin brain. Please advise if you would prefer a Beige Brain instead of the traditional, tastier, Green.
Don't miss out on the best Golarion Goblins have to offer! - their sinister, pyromaniacal minds!
** spoiler omitted **
Jeni and I would like to make our reservations for next year.