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Alright, I am recovering from a minor surgery and need entertainment, so I am challenging you guys to grab the weird spam posts that crop up on the Paizo forums and Starfinder-ize them for me. Be they shady spellcasting services, travel agencies, drug suppliers, or 'Captain Jack's' latest attempt to get us to use his crypto recovery services, they are all rife for Starfinder parody in my estimation.
It would be fun to break some of them out on your players too! A crit fail on a computers check might bring a new tide of spam messages to harass your players with.
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I already encountered a spam mail on here so good I commissioned art of it, so please enjoy. Only the email domain has been changed.
Are you tired of human being,having talented brain turning to a vampire in a good posture in ten minutes,without delaying in a good human posture and becoming a immortal. A world of vampire were life get easier,we have made so much persons vampires and have turned them rich,you will assured long life and prosperity,you shall be made to be very sensitive to mental alertness,stronger and also very fast,you will not be restricted to walk at night only even at the very middle of broad day light you will be made to walk,this is an opportunity to have the vampire virus to perform in a good posture. If you are interested contact us on our e-mail: bobbyjerryworld280@starmail.com
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QuidEst's email with just a few changes could work for Eox.
"Tired of embarrassing mortal problems like weight gain and flatulence? You can say goodbye to your humdrum mortal existence and say hello to your second life! Even better, you can work towards your second life with career opportunities on Eox, and then in your second life, you can be middle management - for eternity! Apply today!"
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I don't have any examples off the top of my head, but I love the idea.
This is great for Crit fails or Dubious Knowledge. But often real spam happens on its own. I'm thinking that if done right, spam could be a great way to add a little extra to the new, shorter scenarios. I think it would be fun to print out the spam to make it look like a semi-official handout. That would increase the DC of the player's perception and sense motive checks.
New activity for 10-minute breaks; clear spam, anyone not doing something during a 10-minute break gets spam.
Another use of spam could be a news flash in-game that OOC would be an advertisement for next week's game.
New frozen Moon discovered around a gas giant in the vast.
Next week, live from Absalom Station, it's the Great Absalom Relay. Register your team now to join the fun in the biggest charity event of the year!
I got to go prep for tomorrow's game, but I'll be back to spam this thread later...
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We've been trying to reach you about your starship's extended warranty.
