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10) Whoops...
9) Don't worry I just made you inflamable. Means you can't burn.
8) Anyone know what body part THIS is?
7) Was that the hemostatic gel or the vanilla custard?
6) The hip bones connected to the, leg bone, the leg bones connected to the, foot bone..
5) If symptoms persist for longer than four hours....
4) But now you can double as a night light
3) Oh like we can't cure cancer.
2) Do not use if nursing, pregnant, or may become implanted by an alien face sucker.
1) Parts is parts
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6a.) The foot-bone's connected to my wristwatch! ... Uh-oh.
13.) Don't worry, I'm pretty sure that was vestigal!
14.) So that's what a heart looks like...
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The running joke in Against the Aeon Throne was that none of our party was on the Azlanti's radar, except for my Witchwyrd Envoy, Dr. Zorkfeld. Every time we checked our party in the Empire's databases, all it said was "Dr. Zorkfeld is a known hack. Do not consult."
I guess I shouldn't have modeled him on Zoidberg, then...
1. I put the "hack" in biohacker.
2. Performing any surgery, "oh ?#!$# not again!"
3. After finishing a procedure, "you have always wanted a nose job right?"
4. How many fingers are you holding up? Let me know if they are all there.
5. Drink this...it should work...this time.
6. Wow, that's new!
7. I made this for you, it should make stronger..or it's a bioweapon. They look the same and my label maker was broken.
8. Hold my adrenaline shot I got this!
9. What's that your are seeing stars and are violently nauseas. Yes, it's working!
10. I used to remember how this worked, but dont worry my skittermander janitor, have this procedure committed muscle memory. One of us, will pull this off.
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Zorkfeld, a hack? Bah! What other medical professional has mail-order degrees in doctorology AND doctoronomy?The running joke in Against the Aeon Throne was that none of our party was on the Azlanti's radar, except for my Witchwyrd Envoy, Dr. Zorkfeld. Every time we checked our party in the Empire's databases, all it said was "Dr. Zorkfeld is a known hack. Do not consult."
I guess I shouldn't have modeled him on Zoidberg, then...
I know, right? He is no mere sciencetician, he his a true specializarian, the valedictorian of Downlow Plumbing and Veterinary College!
"We're gonna need another Timmy"