Starfinder - Three Word Game

[high G]

The warning sensor

[Dr. Albert W. Wily]

Photon Torpedo Mechanic

[high G]

said, "Everybody look

[GoatToucher]

to the skies!"

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Then, a great

[Laser Clown of the 34th Century]

spacetime continuum rupture

[Dr. Albert W. Wily]

KILLED THEM ALL!

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Luckily, the time

[Laser Clown of the 34th Century]

of Troubles was

[GoatToucher]

about to renew

[Dedrick, The Professor]

All thanks to...

[Ultron Sigma]

The Infinite Six...

[Ultron Sigma]

And Ultron Sigma!

[Tensor]

the crew had

[Mikhail Ximenez]

buttered scones for

[Tensor]

tea. "Fire the

[Fish-Malkovich]

Head chef, Sporky!

[Tensor]

Also, fire the

[Laser Clown of the 34th Century]

idiot who installed

[Dedrick, The Professor]

My new computer!

[GoatToucher]

Suddenly, Colin exploded

[Fish-Malkovich]

Into multiple chunks

[GoatToucher]

of highly radioactive

[Fish-Malkovich]

Tasty Meat treats!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

"They've GIBBED me!",

[Dedrick, The Professor]

Shouted Paul's pet

[Fish-Malkovich]

cat called Dog.

[Wotan, Guardian of Midweek]

"That's CHEATING!" Replied

[Panter Flauclaws]

Cow the horse.

[Electric Wizard]

The Shirren's antennea

[Laser Clown of the 34th Century]

twitched suggestively at

[Dr. Albert W. Wily]

Anthony's jelly mould

[Laser Clown of the 34th Century]

, which responded by

[Emperor Velo the XXVII]

Eating ten cakes

[Tensor]

of human fingers.

[Falco, Leader of Zendra]

Three tribes waged

[Zolar, Leader of Pataak]

All out war

[Toxiana, Leader of Ujalu]

For planetary control!

[GoatToucher]

At first it

[Gremlins from the Kremlin]

was blamed on

[GoatToucher]

unusual energy emissions

[Dedrick, The Professor]

Coming from GoatToucher!

[Laser Clown of the 34th Century]

GoatToucher obligingly corked

[GoatToucher]

his celestially beautiful

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Bottle of bubbly

[Skiron]

green ooze, distilled

[Dedrick, The Professor]

And fermented in

[GoatToucher]

only the finest

[Skiron]

Cornish ram's bladders

[Dedrick, The Professor]

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