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So anybody who has, say an emissary familiar that is casting "Guidance" on them basically 24/7 is not feeding that critter nearly enough?
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Given the ratio of calorically accessible material to waste in typical foodstuffs, this thread implies that casters have to spend ~23 hours and 45 minutes a day in the outhouse. This explains the whole "15 minute adventuring day" problem.I'd meant to say earlier: we all knew that, in the end, we'd result in the potty-humor, but I'm just impressed it came out so quickly.That said, one supposes that four posts in is pretty bog standard around here.
Hey! It was a 19 minute response time. That's two minutes to spare on the "in 20 minutes or your poop joke is free" guarantee!
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Sounds like low level spell casting would be a great diet plan. To hell with spending hours in the gym. I’ll just case detect magic 3X a day to maintain my abs.
Oh, there’s cake?
Make that 5X.Bulking season FTW!
Edit: as I am not a spellcaster (yet) I don’t have abs, but you get the idea.
Starvation is not actually a good way to build abs. :)
You'd stay skinny, but more like a malnourished skinny kid than like a body builder.
Treat it like cardio. Too much and you look malnourished. To little and you can get fat, using the standard intake/output logic.
So eat a lot, lift weights, and cast detect magic just enough to maintain a slim waist without overdoing it and “eating” your own musculature.
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Or you could try my ab-building method. I simply press an empty ice cube tray into my paunch and then sleep on my belly. After several nights, the indelible impression of abs is created. Sure, it's a weird 16 pack, but abs is abs!
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Or you could try my ab-building method. I simply press an empty ice cube tray into my paunch and then sleep on my belly. After several nights, the indelible impression of abs is created. Sure, it's a weird 16 pack, but abs is abs!
NICE 16 PACK, BRO!
CROSSFIT!!!!!!!
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If I want a 6 pack of abs and have magic, I'll probably just use some transformation magic.
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If I want a 6 pack of abs and have magic, I'll probably just use some transformation magic.
That also seems like a good way to get a 16 pack.
Quickly, we need to roll some knowledge (swimsuit calendar) checks in order to determine which monster type has some rocking 16 packs.
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If I want a 6 pack of abs and have magic, I'll probably just use some transformation magic.That also seems like a good way to get a 16 pack.
Quickly, we need to roll some knowledge (swimsuit calendar) checks in order to determine which monster type has some rocking 16 packs.
Polymorph any object means permanently having your perfect body.
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If I want a 6 pack I run to the store and buy one.
What is this “run” of which you speak?
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May I just say this is the best use of the internet ever?
No, that's probably the website that lets you anonymously send people eggplants with messages written on them.
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May I just say this is the best use of the internet ever?No, that's probably the website that lets you anonymously send people eggplants with messages written on them.
Meh. I prefer my cryptic aubergines analog.
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Meh. I prefer my cryptic aubergines analog.May I just say this is the best use of the internet ever?No, that's probably the website that lets you anonymously send people eggplants with messages written on them.
Oh, they're analog all right. The website just facilitates their delivery.