#level20problems

[Tabernero]

I fell from the moon head-first into a volcano, and it took almost a quarter of my HP. #level20problems.

[Tabernero]

As if stubbing my toe wasn't bad enough, now I have to replace my furniture! #level20problems.

[MidsouthGuy]

Low level adventurers keep breaking into my necromancer cabal's lair, re-killing our servants, deactivating our traps, smashing our experiments, and rescuing our test subjects only for us to kill them when they finally reach us. Now WE'RE the boss fight and we don't even get any good loot!

#level20problems

[KahnyaGnorc]

Charisma's so high, I accidentally seduced Cthulhu, now I think I accidentally birthed the Illithid race . . . #level20bardproblems

[Goth Guru]

I'm such a high level fleshcrafter, people keep trying to hire me to make generic beholders and mind flayers. The orders are stacking up!

[Paradozen]

Tried stopping a kaiju rhino by shape shifting into my most powerful form and charging into it. Instead I accidentally broke the world's cleanest mirror. Damned int-dump. #level20DruidProblems

Gave a friend from my home town a hug earlier, he kinda exploded. Tried to give the family an apologetic pat on the back, accidentally pushed the father into his son's grave. #level20problems.

Possessed a Solar for so long I am now literally no longer comfortable in my own skin. As such, I have decided to become a lich and get rid of skin altogether. #level20problems.

Doctors say my exercise routine is too intense, so now I'm only allowed to benchpress 2 skyscrapers at a time. #level20UrbanBarbarianProblems.

Been sparring with the tarrasque so long now that neighboring towns are complaining that Terry learned Kung Fu from me. #level20monkproblems

[Chromantic Durgon <3]

I cast a cascade of lightning out of my hands that was so charged it killed Cthulhu but I can't seem to get the knack of shocking grasp.
#level20mythic10sorcererproblems

no one can hug me anymore their arms keep missing me, apparently I'm too wise
#level20monkproblems

I jump scared my friend yesterday and they lost their mind
#level20intimidateproblems

[Ventnor]

I was trying to do this rudimentary time research and now everyone has forgotten what happened for the last 300 years. #level20gapproblems

[Chromantic Durgon <3]

I tried to leave a big tip the other day and destabilised the economy
#level20problems

Interesting things stopped happening to me, but I did here about a gang of adventures doing odd jobs, killing dragons and so fourth. Might hire them for fun.

level20problems

[DJEternalDarkness]

My god just will not STOP bugging me to hang out.

#level20clericproblems

[ShadeKyubi]

People keep trying to hire me to kill my party members

#level20assassinproblems

[KahnyaGnorc]

Chromantic Durgon <3 wrote:

I tried to leave a big tip the other day and destabilised the economy

#level20problems

Interesting things stopped happening to me, but I did here about a gang of adventures doing odd jobs, killing dragons and so fourth. Might hire them for fun.

level20problems

I've become obsessed with watching said gang of adventurers . . . and another gang, and another, and . . . also, Real Housewives of Waterdeep . . . don't judge me! #level20problems #Imnotcreepy #Iswear #teamLadyBlackstaff

[Sissyl]

So I killed the head evil deity, smashed the evil networks, killed off the biggest bads and monsters. Now the only thing I have left is to put on the cloak and lurk in taverns to sell maps of treasure to beginner adventurers at exorbitant prices. #lvl20problems

[SilvercatMoonpaw]

Finally ascended to godhood so I could eliminate all suffering from the world. Told the rules said "No touchy mortal plane". Have to empower 1st-level mortal schlubs to do all my work for me. #lvl20problems #stupidGodPrimeDirective

[Goth Guru]

You know, some adventurers became godlike, created a world to their liking, then Wizards of the Coast destroyed the Forgotten Realms.

[The Usual Suspect]

My perception is so high I can hear the clatter of dice every time I make a perception check. #lvl20problems.

[The Usual Suspect]

I executed a whirlwind attack and killed a small nation. #lvl20fighterproblems.

[The Usual Suspect]

My stealth is so high I excede everybody's perception when I roll a 1.
Nobody talks to me anymore. #lvl20rogueproblems.