Im looking to use the "improvised defense" trait, so my bloodrager be holding an improvised weapon without attacking with it. (Let's not min max or criticise how effective this choice is.)
What awesome looking things can you think of as an improvised weapon?
I was thinking a machete, but MTT made that a proper weapon... So far the only cool things i can think are the "official" improvised weapons: Torch or Scabbard. Leaning toward Scabbard at the moment, though curious to hear ideas.
Chair
Table
Beer Barrel
Wet Laundry (Improvised whip? GM call =P )
The neighbor's letter-box
The suit of armour you didn't quite have time to put on
Gnomes (garden gnomes, pretty sure it's not legal to use other PC's as weapons)
The bard's Lute
A half finished leg of mutton
An extremely expensive and fragile telescope (a couple of these are probably "one-use" items)
The princess's tiara (piercing weapon!)
A gravestone
Really the only limit here is your imagination!! =D
A half finished leg of mutton
Now i'm liking the idea of the character always eating throughout battle.
Though the gravestone idea is also suitably badass.
- An unconscious octopus
- The bodies of his fallen foes, strung together
- A small tree
- A lamp post
- An ornate end table
- A life-size model of himself
- An iron cobra
- The entire cast of "Night Court"
I feel like we should make this one of those "101 Improvised Weapons" threads:
1. Chair
2. Table
3. Beer Barrel
4. Wet Laundry (Improvised whip? GM call =P )
5. The neighbor's letter-box
6. The suit of armour you didn't quite have time to put on
7. Gnomes (garden gnomes, pretty sure it's not legal to use other PC's as weapons)
8. The bard's Lute
9. A half finished leg of mutton
10. An extremely expensive and fragile telescope (a couple of these are probably "one-use" items)
11. The princess's tiara (piercing weapon!)
12. A gravestone
13. An unconscious octopus
14. The bodies of his fallen foes, strung together
15. A small tree
16. A lamp post
17. An ornate end table
18. A life-size model of himself
19. An iron cobra
20. The entire cast of "Night Court"
(well that was a convenient number to end on)
Gnomes (garden gnomes, pretty sure it's not legal to use other PC's as weapons)As long as they don't mind dying...
Lol!
I like how they become useless when they die ... that's pretty morbid.
A half finished leg of muttonNow i'm liking the idea of the character always eating throughout battle.
Though the gravestone idea is also suitably badass.
I somehow didn't see your reply.
Take Two Weapon Fighting & you can take your entire dinner into the fight!
A half finished leg of muttonNow i'm liking the idea of the character always eating throughout battle.
Though the gravestone idea is also suitably badass.I somehow didn't see your reply.
Take Two Weapon Fighting & you can take your entire dinner into the fight!
Who needs TWF? If i attack with BOTH i'd lose my shield bonus... Quick draw on the other hand is a must if i keep eating my weaponry!
I think I'll be forced to label my "tools" as hitty-ham and blocky-ham, of course. +Nowhere in the trait's rules does it say i lose the shield bonus if i start eating the shield...
Who needs TWF? If i attack with BOTH i'd lose my shield bonus... Quick draw on the other hand is a must if i keep eating my weaponry!
Oh yeah, I totally forgot why we were here =P
Alright people, we've gotta change the thread!
"101 Foods that sound like weapons/shields"
... ahh ... swordfish!
... and ... shieldfish?
Edit: A quick search on google revealed ...
1. Pike (type of fish)
2. Spears of asparagus
3. Club Sandwich
(oh yeah and
4. Swordfish)
Or Hitty-Gnome & Blocky-Gnome. Let's face it, i'll be playing an abyssal bloodrager, who says I can't eat gnomes?
(Whoever says that might want to reconsider pissing off the hungry bloodrager.)
Heh, get a pet gnome called Ann, then if they say no man can be used as a weapon you can just say: "Cool, Gnome Ann can be used as a weapon!"
21. A knotted rope.
22. A hatchet. I don't think hatchets are formal weapons in Pathfinder, and you'd be the party's "hatchet man".
23. A bottle. It does bludgeoning damage until it breaks, then piercing.
24. Someone's femur
25. Or the jawbone of a donkey
26. A beehive
27. A large keg of beer. Bottles are so tiny!
28. A post still tied to your hands-- i.e., the 'prisoner post', but you wrenched it out of the earth and are now swinging around this log of wood like a flail. This is not exactly what I'm thinking of, but heyo
29. Your manacles and chains-- another one Conan pulled off at one point. He'd sworn not to remove them from his wrists until he met the man who'd imprisoned him and strangled him with the chain
Lots of fun Conan pics. All hail the original barbarian rager of modern fiction.
The Swiss Army Knife is the Improvisers best friend.
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Playing a half-giant barbarian, party was stripped of magic items and spells. Party attacked by rather weedy werewolves. Cutting to the chase, yes, a werewolf counts as a magic weapon, as long as it is still alive.