I swear to god, I had this idea before seeing that there was a guy asking for Undead Puns. Perhaps some of the same crowd of geniuses wouldn't mind sharing some of their mirth to me!
I'm intending to play a Winter Witch character for a campaign soon who I'm thinking I'd like to play as a little quirky. He's a tiefling from Irrisen who became a Barrister with his witchcraft skills. I intend to play him with an eastern euro accent (Of questionable quality), and I thought that having him give ice puns whenever he casts spells or uses his magic would be a great way of showing some personality and contrasting some of his more sober and gray personality.
Anyone care to offer me some ammunition to agonize my party and enemies with? :D Ice, Snow, Cold, frost, etc...
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Too bad he's not from Cheliax. I suppose you could have a habit of always referring to Cheliax as Chillax.
There's always the standard issue exclamations: Chill! and Freeze!
When you're getting ready for a fight, tell the rest of the party to "Stay frosty."
Every time you kill something, mention how you "Iced him!"
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After casting any ice spell on somebody:
Hey, is it cold in here, or is it just him/her/them?! HA!
ice ice, baby.
sNOw good.
Chill out.
Hail no!
That doesnt rime.
Have your character give someone the cold shoulder.
EDIT: And be sure to frost your teeth in the morning.
(ok, that one was bad)
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Hey, who likes iceberg lettuce?
We got to be careful with this one, we're skating on thin ice!
This day is snow different from the last!
I have zero degrees in this subject!
Who're the flakes?
(cone of cold later)
Hey, now they're Frosted Flakes!
Let's take an iceciclier path!
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We got to be careful with this one, we're skating on thin ice!
And you absolutely must find a way to use this line in a completely appropriate and serious manner. So your character must carry around some skates just for the event when you have to use them to traverse an ice sheet to get somewhere. And particularly so if you have to get somewhere in a hurry. That's where it'll make your fellow players groan the most. :)
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Just let it go
or
No, I will not create an ice castle while singing a musical number
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What a slick topic!
Look up movie quotes on doctor freeze from batman.
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Have your character give someone the cold shoulder.
EDIT: And be sure to frost your teeth in the morning.
(ok, that one was bad)
Actually, it's minty fresh.
"Let's build a snowman!",could be your battle cry.
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"That's cold dude."
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what a funny topic!