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[Tacticslion]

But... I'm still alive! DARN ME MAKING FIVE UNDEAD OF MYSELF FOR TOTALLY LEGIT REASONS AND RAISING THE REST! I KNEW THIS WOULD COME BACK TO HAUNT* ME!

* ba-dum-tish!

[Justin Franklin]

Like I need to ask Tacticslion to favorite my posts. That just happens anyway.

[Tacticslion]

A fine way to spend the afternoon.

(Myth Adventures - the first story - adapted into comic form.)

[Tacticslion]

So!

Dice rolling.

("It's my thread, and I'll do what I want to... do what I want to... do what I want to...")

Uh... you all... uh... you saw and heard nothing! NOTHING I say!

Anyway...

Alignment (d9-by-d9):
Alignment: 1d9 ⇒ 6
ethos: 1) lawful (lawful) 2) lawful 3) lawful (neutral) 4) neutral (lawful) 5) neutral 6) neutral (chaotic) 7) chaotic (neutral) 8) chaotic 9) chaotic (chaotic)
Alignment: 1d9 ⇒ 5
morals: 1) good (good) 2) good 3) good (neutral) 4) neutral (good) 5) neutral 6) neutral (evil) 7) evil (neutral) 8) evil 9) evil (evil)

Alignment Two (d3-by-d3):
Alignment: 1d3 ⇒ 2
ethos: 1) lawful 2) neutral 3) chaotic
Alignment: 1d3 ⇒ 1
morals: 1) good 2) neutral 3) evil

Alphebet (d26):
Alignment: 1d26 ⇒ 21
alphabet: 1) a 2) b 3) c 4) d 5) e 6) f 7) g 8) h 9) i 10) j 11) k 12) l 13) m 14) n 15) o 16) p 17) q 18) r 19) s 20) t 21) u 22) v 23) w 24) x 25) y 26) z
Uskyria

Alphebet (d26) Two:
Alignment: 1d26 ⇒ 23
alphabet: 1) a 2) b 3) c 4) d 5) e 6) f 7) g 8) h 9) i 10) j 11) k 12) l 13) m 14) n 15) o 16) p 17) q 18) r 19) s 20) t 21) u 22) v 23) w 24) x 25) y 26) z
Walks with Golden Stars

Alphebet (d26) Three:
Alignment: 1d26 ⇒ 24
alphabet: 1) a 2) b 3) c 4) d 5) e 6) f 7) g 8) h 9) i 10) j 11) k 12) l 13) m 14) n 15) o 16) p 17) q 18) r 19) s 20) t 21) u 22) v 23) w 24) x 25) y 26) z
EDIT:
Re-roll:Alignment: 1d26 ⇒ 10
Jaidz

Alphebet (d26) Four:
Alignment: 1d26 ⇒ 21
alphabet: 1) a 2) b 3) c 4) d 5) e 6) f 7) g 8) h 9) i 10) j 11) k 12) l 13) m 14) n 15) o 16) p 17) q 18) r 19) s 20) t 21) u 22) v 23) w 24) x 25) y 26) z
Re-roll:Which Kind: 1d4 ⇒ 4
1) Archon, 2) Agathion, 3) Azata, 4) Angel

EDIT:
Alt: 1d5 ⇒ 1
1) Arshea, 2) Benorus, 3) Dalynydra, 4) Saramaydiel, 5) Soralyon

EDIT:
Upper Plane (d3-by-d3):
Alignment: 1d3 ⇒ 2
ethos: 1) heaven 2) nirvana 3) elysium

EDIT:
Upper Plane (d3-by-d3):
Alignment: 1d3 ⇒ 2, Alignment: 1d3 ⇒ 2, Alignment: 1d3 ⇒ 1
ethos: 1) heaven 2) nirvana 3) elysium
Dragonmane Mountains (Nirvana), River of Chromatic Tranquility (Elysium) Forest of (Dancing Figments OR Whispered Longing), Erastil's Domain (Heaven)
Places: 1d27 ⇒ 21, Places: 1d27 ⇒ 16, Places: 1d27 ⇒ 4: Sandalphon's Court, Palace of Jeduidel, Empty Palace of Melek Taus
Places: 1d29 ⇒ 27, Places: 1d29 ⇒ 22, Places: 1d29 ⇒ 28: Wave-Walking Court (Elysium), Silver-Gray Lowlands,
Places: 1d18 ⇒ 5, Places: 1d18 ⇒ 11, Places: 1d18 ⇒ 3: Dream Lotus (Nirvana), Dragonmane Mountains (Nirvana), Lake of Spring-Thawed Ice (Nirvana)

[Tacticslion]

HAH!

I copied everything! So I'm posting it here and ignoring the dice rolls!

Take that hour-limit editing time!

NEVERMIND:

Alignment (d9-by-d9):
Alignment: 1d9 ⇒ 9
ethos: 1) lawful (lawful) 2) lawful 3) lawful (neutral) 4) neutral (lawful) 5) neutral 6) neutral (chaotic) 7) chaotic (neutral) 8) chaotic 9) chaotic (chaotic)
Alignment: 1d9 ⇒ 8
morals: 1) good (good) 2) good 3) good (neutral) 4) neutral (good) 5) neutral 6) neutral (evil) 7) evil (neutral) 8) evil 9) evil (evil)

Alignment Two (d3-by-d3):
Alignment: 1d3 ⇒ 1
ethos: 1) lawful 2) neutral 3) chaotic
Alignment: 1d3 ⇒ 3
morals: 1) good 2) neutral 3) evil

Alphebet (d26):
Alignment: 1d26 ⇒ 17
alphabet: 1) a 2) b 3) c 4) d 5) e 6) f 7) g 8) h 9) i 10) j 11) k 12) l 13) m 14) n 15) o 16) p 17) q 18) r 19) s 20) t 21) u 22) v 23) w 24) x 25) y 26) z

Uskyria

No one cares!:

Alphebet (d26) Two:
Alignment: 1d26 ⇒ 3
alphabet: 1) a 2) b 3) c 4) d 5) e 6) f 7) g 8) h 9) i 10) j 11) k 12) l 13) m 14) n 15) o 16) p 17) q 18) r 19) s 20) t 21) u 22) v 23) w 24) x 25) y 26) z

Walks with Golden Stars

Not one wit!:

Alphebet (d26) Three:
Alignment: 1d26 ⇒ 22
alphabet: 1) a 2) b 3) c 4) d 5) e 6) f 7) g 8) h 9) i 10) j 11) k 12) l 13) m 14) n 15) o 16) p 17) q 18) r 19) s 20) t 21) u 22) v 23) w 24) x 25) y 26) z
EDIT:
Re-roll:Alignment: 1d26 ⇒ 16

Jaidz

Even for a second!:

Alphebet (d26) Four:
Alignment: 1d26 ⇒ 6
alphabet: 1) a 2) b 3) c 4) d 5) e 6) f 7) g 8) h 9) i 10) j 11) k 12) l 13) m 14) n 15) o 16) p 17) q 18) r 19) s 20) t 21) u 22) v 23) w 24) x 25) y 26) z
Re-roll:Which Kind: 1d4 ⇒ 4
1) Archon, 2) Agathion, 3) Azata, 4) Angel

EDIT:
Alt: 1d5 ⇒ 5

1) Arshea, 2) Benorus, 3) Dalynydra, 4) Saramaydiel, 5) Soralyon

EDIT:
Upper Plane (d3-by-d3):
Alignment: 1d3 ⇒ 1
plane: 1) heaven 2) nirvana 3) elysium

EDIT:
Upper Plane (d3-by-d3):
Alignment: 1d3 ⇒ 3, Alignment: 1d3 ⇒ 3, Alignment: 1d3 ⇒ 3
plane: 1) heaven 2) nirvana 3) elysium
Dragonmane Mountains (Nirvana), Forest of (Dancing Figments OR Whispered Longing), Erastil's Domain (Heaven)
- Heaven: Places: 1d27 ⇒ 24, Places: 1d27 ⇒ 12, Places: 1d27 ⇒ 14: Sandalphon's Court, Palace of Jeguidel, Empty Palace of Melek Taus
- Elysium: Places: 1d29 ⇒ 4, Places: 1d29 ⇒ 24, Places: 1d29 ⇒ 24: Wave-Walking Court (Elysium), Silver-Gray Lowlands, CHOICE {Briarbough, Domain of Calistria, Forest of Wild Apples and Wilder Magic, Mountain of Lingering Soulsong, River of Chromatic Tranquility, Titan Graveyard}
- Nirvana: Places: 1d18 ⇒ 14, Places: 1d18 ⇒ 13, Places: 1d18 ⇒ 15: Dream Lotus (Nirvana), Dragonmane Mountains (Nirvana), Lake of Spring-Thawed Ice (Nirvana)

Fun Religious Philsophies:
Sangpotshi
Juju (Shamanism)
Ancestor Spirits (Ancestor Worship)
Eldest (Count Renalc, The Lantern King, Magdh, Ng)

[thegreenteagamer]

Wait...what were you rolling for? I'm lost and it's after midnight and confusion has set in.

[Tacticslion]

thegreenteagamer wrote:

Wait...what were you rolling for? I'm lost and it's after midnight and confusion has set in.

YOU DOOOOOONNNN'T KNNNOOOWWWW~! SPOOOO~OOOKY~!

(It's an unrelated thing.)

EDIT: Wow, that's vague. Sorry. By "unrelated thing" I mean a 1-person game that may (or may not) ever happen involving an immortal (well, ageless) mythic 1st level commoner with the ability to planes-hop and where he goes and who he worships. The rolls above may or may not ever be used, even beyond the actual game itself taking off - they're more to generate ideas and be examples and possibilities than to be hard-coded elements of the character.

(Apparently, however, the commoner is true neutral, leaning towards chaos a tad, and mostly living in Nirvana, with occasional side-trips to various places in Elysium and Heaven.)

[captain yesterday]

I rolled a dice, once.

Or twice.

Maybe more.

[Sedoriku]

captain yesterday wrote:

I rolled a dice, once.

Or twice.

Maybe more.

*tentative pity clap...?*

"It'll be alright... I think?"

[PathlessBeth]

Fine then!

random class: 1d100 ⇒ 32
= Tactician

Random alignment (good=1, neutral=2, evil=3): 1d3 ⇒ 3
Random alignment (Lawful=1, neutral=2, Chaotic=3): 1d3 ⇒ 2
= Neutral Evil
Random Plane (Planescape universe): 1d100 ⇒ 32
= Bleak Eternity of Gehenna

Random racial paragon class: 1d12 ⇒ 8
=Medusa (In the Company of Medusa).

[PathlessBeth]

Random Demiplane:

size: 1d100 ⇒ 67
1d10 ⇒ 8
= 160 square miles

shape: 1d100 ⇒ 74
=impenetrable
barriers at the edges
gravity: 1d100 ⇒ 73
= no gravity

time: 1d100 ⇒ 3
= normal time

Morphic trait: 1d100 ⇒ 71
= Static

energy: 1d100 ⇒ 99
= Major positive energy dominant
magic: 1d100 ⇒ 6
= normal magic

inhabitants: 1d20 ⇒ 2
Animals
access: 1d100 ⇒ 52
1d100 ⇒ 38
=Keyed portal, which only opens with a specific item.

[PathlessBeth]

I wrote:

Major positive energy dominant

...
Animals

Hrm, the demiplane must have some sort of magic location that repopulates it quickly. Animals in a major positive-energy dominant plain would explode from excess healing rather quickly.

[Tacticslion]

137ben wrote:

I wrote:

Major positive energy dominant

...
Animals

Hrm, the demiplane must have some sort of magic location that repopulates it quickly. Animals in a major positive-energy dominant plain would explode from excess healing rather quickly.

... or they've adapted. Or, perhaps, it explodes them, only to reincarnate them over and over again (while wiping their negative levels). Instead of the normal list, however, they just are randomly reincarnated into animals (pick a number 1-112* to choose each form they reincarnate into; anything that has sub-categories get chosen randomly).

Alternatively, it could also grant planar adaptation.

* Important notes:
- - > you can roll a d%+d12+d3-2 if you have regular dice, or just do a [ dice = animal ] d112 [ / dice ] if you like (for animal: 1d112 ⇒ 58-type results), or just choose at random.
- - > 3PP: 4, 16, 32, 39, 68, 77, 85, and 104 are all noted as 3PP; if you don't want those, you can simply re-roll until you get something else, or treat those as "GM choice".
- - > All numbers given are at the time of this writing, i.e. 8-15-15

Incidentally, this is not just for 137ben - I make this kind of stuff all the time.
EDIT: fixin' mah tags.

[PathlessBeth]

Quote:

(pick a number 1-112* to choose each form they reincarnate into; anything that has sub-categories get chosen randomly).

Although since I run 3.5, my choices for animals are different.

Wait, what edition was I talking about in my demiplane post?
1-20=3.0,21-80=3.5,81-100=PF: 1d100 ⇒ 75
Thought so.

...and I just now made it to 750 posts favorited by others!

[Tacticslion]

Thunderstorm: no computer
Child: iPad claimancy
Wife: laptop Civ 5 trial (I attempted juuuust to late today to play
Me: ???
(Phone is too irritating for valid forum use, and too much noise to read...)

Good day, though.

[Nappingbushbaby]

Yawn...

This thread has gotten strange...

What do you think of the Hell's Rebel AP?

Zzzz....zzzz...zzzz...

[Tacticslion]

Nappingbushbaby wrote:

Yawn...

This thread has gotten strange...

Well...

The first five posts wrote:

Jiggy wrote:

Note that this doesn't mean he WILL favorite ALL your posts, just that you can ASK him to do so. ;)

Hey Tacticslion, will you favorite this post?

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Orthos wrote:

I am ninja!

thegreenteagamer wrote:

He already does. If he doesn't favorite this, I'll be genuinely suprised (and assume he's only not doing it to prove he doesn't have to).

It's how I've come to recognize him at first, and later know we have much in common, despite being opposite aligned on the law/chaos axis.

You newbies should take that as a tip - favorite as much as you can and people will eventually grow to know you.

Who doesn't like being recognized?

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Talonhawke wrote:

I don't even want all mine Favorited just thumb through them and see what you do like.

Though maybe favorite my original Ramvord post I think it may be one of my most Favorited.

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Tin Foil Yamakah wrote:

Hey Tac,

This morning I went to tbe bathroom, layed down the toilet seat cover and I could still feel the warmth of the previous occupant on my buttocks.

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Jiggy wrote:

Wait, has anyone actually told him he has a thread yet?

... I'm pretty sure it was from the beginning!

Nappingbushbaby wrote:

What do you think of the Hell's Rebel AP?

Zzzz....zzzz...zzzz...

Haven't seen it!

... but I'm likely going to try and put it into the context of our games, which, as of 7714-or-so includes (very slow, mostly bloodless at-the-time) the slow secession of Westcrown (and, eventually, the southern coast of Cheliax) from Infernal Cheliax.

EDIT: a tad, just for clarity

[PathlessBeth]

Have you checked out the Superstar Snark Powers Activate! thread yet?

[Nappingbushbaby]

*Yawn*...*stretch*

I have been meaning to ask....is it not the Lion's tactic to go let the females do the hunting?

zzzz...zzzz...zzzz

[Tacticslion]

137ben wrote:

Have you checked out the Superstar Snark Powers Activate! thread yet?

Not yet! Not enough time! ... but I will!

John Kretzer wrote:

*Yawn*...*stretch*

I have been meaning to ask....is it not the Lion's tactic to go let the females do the hunting?

zzzz...zzzz...zzzz

Hey! You're acting just like the Nappingbushbaby!

... but to answer your question, why do you think I'm a stay-at-home dad?!

[Tacticslion]

1,424: unread posts in JJ's thread.
1,863: unread posts in FaWtL.

Wow.

(Oh, wait, no, that's wrong. I accidentally updated JJ's thread by doing post-searching, and now I've 18 new there... while 1,910 in FaWtL. In the time it took JJ's to grow by 18, FaWtL grew by 47. DANG it, guys.)

[Nappingbushbaby]

Tacticslion wrote:

Hey! You're acting just like the Nappingbushbaby!

... but to answer your question, why do you think I'm a stay-at-home dad?!

*Yawn*...

Wha? No I think you are seeing things...look again. Must have been a dream.

Zzzz...zzzz...zzzz

[Coke Addled Bushbaby]

I on the other hand have been up for days, days!!

[captain yesterday]

Might want to hurry with FaWtL, this week I tell tale of my worst birthdays :-)

You have time, I'm only up to age 15, but I'm not telling them again :-)

[Tacticslion]

1500/50 = 150/5 = 30 pages to read in JJ's alone!
2000/50 = 200/5 = 40 pages in FaWtL! :O

(Numbers are rough estimates, rather than exact figures.)

[Strategytiger]

I'm curious about CY's birthdays...but not curious enough to brave the depths of FaWTL. No...that's...that's a rabbithole I'm not willing to dive into...

My mom's entire family came to visit around my...11th or 12th birthday... we were living in Orlando at the time. They went out to Wet and Wild ON my birthday, and I had to go to school. EVERYONE. WENT. BUT. ME. ON. MY. BIRTHDAY. My mom had vacation days. My dad...I don't remember. My family visiting from Germany. Even my brother, as he was like 4 at the time, and hadn't yet started school.

It was adamant I don't miss school.

It was the second day of school.

I remind my mother of this every year on my birthday. It's been over 20 years.

I forgave her, but I'll be damned if I'm letting her forget that one.

That was a good time, otherwise. My cousin kept swearing in English and his dad had no idea what he was saying. The one time he said "sheizen" (sp?) though, he got popped, and HARD. Pretty funny considering he otherwise sounded like a George Carlin standup routine in the 1970s and his dad had no clue.

[captain yesterday]

It's all on the current page of FaWtL, so not much diving :-)

[Tacticslion]

Dang it. So little tiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmmeeeee~!

[captain yesterday]

Guess whose birthday it is :-)

I'll give you a hint, it's not Tom Cruise (I hope) and he looks like that one guy from that one movie Encino Man

[captain yesterday]

Also, notice anything different about me :-)

[Randarak]

Brendan Fraser? I loved you in The Mummy.

[Tacticslion]

Randarak wrote:

Brendan Fraser? I loved you in The Mummy.

That was such a great film!

(EDIT: oh, and happy birthday or whatever.)
((By which, of course, I mean that I REALLY hope you have an awesome birthday!))

[captain yesterday]

I thought I'd worded it to convey I merely looked like Brendan Fraser, and yes The Mummy is awesome :-)

[Tacticslion]

Dang it! I'd done all the calculations! It was perfect!

... now, of course, I need to go back and make it even bigger...

(Daggum city/setting/campign world design...)

[captain yesterday]

It is a great birthday so far, notice the subscriber tag:-)

Somebody rolled 20 on his diplomacy roll :-)

[Tacticslion]

captain yesterday wrote:

I thought I'd worded it to convey I merely looked like Brendan Fraser, and yes The Mummy is awesome :-)

There are (likely) no words that can be said that are unable to be twisted by those so inclined.

EDIT: for clarity, ironically enough. :D

[Tacticslion]

captain yesterday wrote:

It is a great birthday so far, notice the subscriber tag:-)

Somebody rolled 20 on his diplomacy roll :-)

Congrats!

[captain_yesterday]

Thank you.

[thegreenteagamer]

Did it get you? Be honest. If I got so much as a double take, it was worth it.

[Tacticslion]

thegreenteagamer wrote:

Did it get you? Be honest. If I got so much as a double take, it was worth it.

What? Sorry, I don't understand.

In other news,

[captain yesterday]

The fake captain yesterday :-)

[FrothyMadAngrierNerdRageDemon]

Does this one make you mad:-D

[SomethingsomethingCaracal]

Let's see how many I get in while he's adding other news

[Cheryl Tunt]

Argh!! Drawing a blank under pressure, just like the old gypsy woman said!

[Cap'n Yesterday, Forum Meme?]

You didn't even notice you were favoriting a fake captain yesterday did you:-D

Oh dear, the damage that could be done elsewhere...

Just whatever you do with it, promise me it won't be helpful :-)

[captain_yesterday]

I'm perfectly camouflaged. I am like ninja!

[Tacticslion]

Hm. I... have no idea what I was in the middle of posting.

You are correct: you got me!

However in very different "other news":
- daggum, have the last two months been insane
(Good, but insane.)
- we've not even had time enough to play our games together... like, the two-person ones!
(I haven't even had time for my ONE PERSON "game" with just me... I might be close to zeroing in on the problem player, in that one)
- my brother* is engaged! Wooooo~!
(*to be precise, my brother-in-law. Awesome guy.)

Man. I keep thinking I'll get a break... ah, well. Maaaaaaybe soon?

[Tacticslion]

I have one hour to:
- shower
- get two children (a four year old and a 10-month old) dressed
- go to WalMart and purchase a fitting swimmy
- get to a party across town for someone else's four year old year old

Am unsure sure of my chances for success.

[Nappingbushbaby]

Tacticslion wrote:

I have one hour to:

- shower
- get two children (a four year old and a 10-month old) dressed
- go to WalMart and purchase a fitting swimmy
- get to a party across town for someone else's four year old year old

Am unsure sure of my chances for success.

YOU CAN DO IT!!!!

zzz...zzz...zzz

[captain yesterday]

You can do it! Just think tactically :-)