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The wizard reaches for the bottle and takes a quick sniff after uncorking it.
Rearing back he takes a huge swig from the bottle. As he finishes, his eyes begin to slightly tear up. The raven jumps off of his shoulder as the flames on his robe briefly flare up then subside.
"That'll light a fire in your belly." He says handing the bottle back.
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I CANNOT CONDONE THIS SORT OF CREATURE TRAIPSING THE HALLS, ITS STENCH OF FERMENTED OFFAL STAINING THE HALLS AS IT STAINS OUR REPUTATION. I CANNOT ALLOW YOU TO— I, AH… The voice trails off before a shadow-shrouded figure kicks Little Rukk from the balcony and extinguishes the goblin's arson torch.
After his tumble from the balcony, the goblin stands, dusts himself off, and shambles to an open table, muttering something about 'racism in the Society.' His sullen mood fades as soon as he notices the vast quantities of alcohol being distributed by the gilded aasimar. Racing to Angethel's side, he holds a clay tankard up expectantly.
"Fill me up, boss!"
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"Of Course little one. Don't let your spirit get down about your heritage. I have heard that you have done some good work for 'The Edge' as you refer to it. Liberation of the oppressed is a noble goal that Cayden would approve of. Drink your fill my friend."
He repeats his incantation and Little Rukk's tankard fills with beer.
Squeak! The human tends to do that.....
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Don't let it get to you, big guy. These geniuses are talking about crap way above our pay grade. Just hang back and break what needs breaking--that's what I do whenever the plot becomes too murky to follow.
COME hamaria! WE MUST LOCATE A MAMMOTH OF OUR OWN! SO MANY BUILDINGS IN ABSALOM HAVE FOURTH WALLS THAT NEED BREAKING AND WE ARE JUST THE GROUP TO DO IT!
FIRST STOP SILVER CRUSADE!
I really have no idea from where the trollhound came. A gift from Shelyn, THUNDERLIPS!'S deity of choice? Hey, he appreciates beauty in all things. That, and the church services put him in a happy place.
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I'm not designing a trollephant.
Aww, that's okay, John. I did it for you!
Trollephant CR 10
XP 9,600
N Huge magical beast
Init +4; Senses low-light vision, scent; Perception +21
Defense
AC 22, touch 8, flat-footed 22 (+14 natural, –2 size)
hp 149 (13d10+78), regeneration 18 (acid or fire)
Fort +14, Ref +8, Will +7
Offense
Speed 40 ft.
Melee gore +24 (2d8+13), slam +24 (2d6+13)
Space 15 ft., Reach 10 ft.
Special Attacks trample (2d8+19; DC 29), disease
Statistics
Str 36, Dex 10, Con 20, Int 2, Wis 13, Cha 7
Base Atk +13; CMB +20; CMD 38 (41 vs. trip)
Feats Improved Initiative, Endurance, Toughness, Great Fortitude, Improved Bull Rush, Iron Will, Power Attack, Skill Focus (Perception)
Skills Perception +21
Special Abilities
Disease
A trollephant's saliva coats their tusks, and contains a noxious medley of disease similar to that of a trollhound's. Creatures gored by a trollephant are often afflicted with bloodfire fever, a disease characterized by deep internal pain, as if the victim's blood were on fire. Additional symptoms include loss of muscular coordination, pus-filled blisters, and overall lethargy and fatigue.
Bloodfire fever: Gore—injury; save Fort DC 17; onset 1 day; frequency 1/day; effect 1d3 Str damage, 1d3 Dex damage, and target is fatigued; cure 2 consecutive saves. The save DC is Constitution-based.
Ecology
Environment - Liberty's Edge Faction Discussion boards
Organization - A forum of trollephants (6-30)
Treasure - Trollhound companion boons
Trolls are curious by nature, and this curiousity extends into their breeding habits. Indeed, a virile troll of a certain age will breed with anything that moves. Well, anything that moves slower than a troll. On those rare occasions that a hapless elephant wanders into a troll's territory, they may birth a calf with a distinctly green and pustulent hide. These calves are generally ostracized from their herds, making them more aggressive than their purely pachydermal cousins.
I believe you mean troliphaunt.
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I wouldn't touch THUNDERLIPS! with a 10' pole either.I fear I must coin a new messageboard meme: ignoring the trollephant in the room. It is an idiom that refers to trying to overlook a purposefully incendiary comment or question that nobody wants to touch with a 10-foot pole.
But but how do you get his character sheet to game???!? :P
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But but how do you get his character sheet to game???!? :PI wouldn't touch THUNDERLIPS! with a 10' pole either.I fear I must coin a new messageboard meme: ignoring the trollephant in the room. It is an idiom that refers to trying to overlook a purposefully incendiary comment or question that nobody wants to touch with a 10-foot pole.
I imagine by using the less-common-but-still-useful 39 1/2 foot pole.
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I imagine by using the less-common-but-still-useful 39 1/2 foot pole.But but how do you get his character sheet to game???!? :PI wouldn't touch THUNDERLIPS! with a 10' pole either.I fear I must coin a new messageboard meme: ignoring the trollephant in the room. It is an idiom that refers to trying to overlook a purposefully incendiary comment or question that nobody wants to touch with a 10-foot pole.
I've found a trail of bourbon, ginger ale, lime juice or orange bitters, carrots, and dried fruit tend to do the trick.
Or is that how I get to the gaming table?
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Not now dear, not while you're in your new armor. Also you're getting to big to roll over in the stables. Outside is okay, after I've taken the armor off.
I've been looking for Mammoth Goad all over the realm, but everywhere I go they say they've stopped selling it. Would you happen to know where I can find one?