1001 suggestions

[the David]

As the spell.

1. Ow, I'm hurt! Could you heal me please?

2. That armor seems heavy, don't you want to take it off?

3. Don't you just want to go home and take a nice, warm bath?

[Usual Suspect]

4. This is a beautiful day for a swim, you should jump in.

5. There's too many, take cover behind that lion.

[Freehold DM]

Lol.

You should capitalize or italicize "suggestion".

[Avarna]

6. Could you get me something to drink?
7. You should get that coin in the mud.
8. Didn't you leave the oven on?

[Lathiira]

9. Go check on your friends, they might need some help.
10. Stay here and keep me company, don't mind the screaming down the hall.

[TheMonocleRogue]

11. I can't help you until you put your weapon away.
12. I'm cold, could you lend me your robes to keep me warm?

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

13. Brother, could you spare a dime?

14. Wanna step outside?

15. Don't you think copper is prettier than gold? Let's trade.

16. Would you like to try my homemade salad dressing *proffers a bottle of poison*?

17. Forgive me for being neurotic, but if you were to formally invite me in, I would feel much more welcome *is careful to conceal fangs while speaking*.

18. It's sooo stuffy in here. Mind opening the porthole?

[Usual Suspect]

19. Could you please lend me your manacle keys? I seem to have lost mine.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

20. I think I saw a platinum piece amid the gears in that machine! I'm sure you can reach it!

[Anassi]

21. I heard there's gold buried in the courtyard. Why don't you grab a shovel and dig until you find some.

[Avarna]

22: You want to put this bag of holding, in this portable hole
23: Sit on your hands ((Order of the stick to thank for this one))
24: How long can you hold your breath?

[Goth Guru]

25:You think plants are trying to get people to kill themselves? Try handing out these gas cans and lighters. Start with the goblins.

[KJL]

26. Lay down your sword and shield down by the riverside.

[KJL]

27. Take that dragon strings and sealing-wax and other fancy stuff.

[Archpaladin Zousha]

28. Your nose itches. Really...REALLY itches!

[Lathiira]

29. I'm a woman with wings, but also with urges just like everyone else. Why don't we explore that for a bit in my nice comfy bed?

[Niemand]

30) Hey - those two are grappling(pointing at the sexy lady with the small bat wings and the guy with the moss & twigs in his hair)! Could you step in and help, phweeease...   {yes, a touch attack is okay but don't get your finger caught in an inappropriate grapple...}