...TMI.
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... a dirty limerick involving GoatToacher, 3 goats, and 3 feet of carbon-fiber tubing.
My goat friends knew trouble was brewing
With GT and carbon-fiber tubing"I don't mean to be crass,
but if you value your ass
start engaging in vigorous lubing."
...YOU!
...A ton of pink, defective, Pinkerton Detectives
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... a dirty limerick involving GoatToacher, 3 goats, and 3 feet of carbon-fiber tubing.
Said GT to the billy goats gruff,
'I'll try my best not be rough,But when three feet of fibre
Goes straight up your 'Khyber',
You can't help but feel overstuffed'
...bad poetry. ;P
...bad poetry. ;P
I'll put an end to it -picks up a bazooka- *fzzzzzzzzzz boom!*
*Cough cough*
...mister sparky sabotaging my bazooka
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...the so called "laws of gods, men, and anatomy."
...finding out the guys who enforce them are not people you want to mess with.
...having a "gremlin" forcibly attached to me
..tales from topographic oceans
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....silver ships on plastic oceans.
...Simmons drums!
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...the delicious flavor of these faeries! I just can't stop eating them! :MUNCHMUNCH:
...A lack of proper owl training
That weird beardo guy.
...Knifey Spooney Eve.
...the foon.
...my athletic supporter being full of wasps!
...hubris
...ointment.
...the chaffing after "producing" a dozen... samples... for the local fertility clinic!
...The local fertility clinic not accepting walk-ins!
...Crimean Butt Hockey.
....Rods, staffs, wands.