Failing my sanity check at the RNC.
...those artistic nudes I posed for in college coming back to tarnish my reputation on the professional squash circuit!
...That professional squash ruining my career in the adult entertainment industry!
..my missing tea kettle.
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...the hope that the ground wants to be friends with me.
...Spiralised courgettes!
...Spontaneous transformation
...the cats fighting.
...Puppy cannons!
...Rampant tomato-fueled iguanas
...the attack of the killer tomatoes.
...A nationwide baking soda shortage.
...the bells, the bells.
...Boys, boys, boys
...those googly eyes.
...fire in the sky.
...Billings, Montana!