X is Underpowered...

[The Fiend Fantastic]

Liranys wrote:

does that happen every time you say the word that describes little blue critters?

Always....avoid the word at all cost.

Sharks are underpowered because they can't bite through the steel diving cages.

[KenderKin]

Smurfs are underpowered because they are depressed and short...

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

The TSA is underpowered because they still aren't permitted to administer full-body patdowns doggie-style.

[Wylliam Harrison]

Elixers of youth are underpowered because the effect doesn't last.

[equinoxmaster]

those meddling kids are underpowered because I would've gotten away with it too

[GoatToucher]

Now is underpowered because I can't tell how soon it is.

[James Langley]

Sorcerers are underpowered because they are just bloodragers on tranq.

[equinoxmaster]

quizzes are underpowered because you can't write snarky comments as answers to them

[KenderKin]

Monkeys are underpowered because they really are not that deftly mechnically skilled

[GoatToucher]

Earth-Humans are underpowered because they can only perceive three dimensions,

[James Langley]

Some people are underpowered because they don't seem to notice the rules.
Does anyone even read the first post for the rules of these things anymore?

[KenderKin]

First post is underpowered because no one reads it after awhile.

Rules are underpowered no one cares.

[Goth Guru]

Simply everything is underpowered, so nothing is really underpowered.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Death is underpowered because it's curable now.

[Haladir]

Wheaties are underpowered because I've been eating them for years, and I'm still not a great athlete.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Endive is underpowered because it isn't as readily available as lettuce.

[Goth Guru]

Lettuce is underpowered because it's nearly tasteless.

[Goddity]

Stupidity is underpowered because stupid people can't seem to influence to game as much as they can influence real life.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Ernie is underpowered because he's orange while Bert's yellow, and yellow indicates a higher level of energy.

[equinoxmaster]

Yogurt is underpowered because it is not the real life

[Goth Guru]

Yogurt is nothing without fruit jam.
It's also only necessary after you wipe out all the bad germs with blue cheese or general antibiotics.
That's how underpowered it is.

[GoatToucher]

Sheep are underpowered because they are just fluffy goats with a hearty helping of negative PR.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Rappan Athuk is underpowered because Orcus never actually jumps out of the game and devours you.

[GoatToucher]

Dr. JOHN is underpowered because he must rely on forum advertisements to draw attention to his magical healing powers, rather than the international news media who would celebrate him like a hero.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Ometeotl is/are underpowered because It/They is/are the embodiment of Everything - which is effectively equivalent to being the embodiment of Nothing.

[The Sideromancer]

Gnomes are underpowered. I mean, they can't even muster the strength to voice all the letters in their name!

[Haladir]

Elk are underpowered, because those antlers are ridiculous.

[GoatToucher]

Brahmin is underpowered because every human conflict in history can ultimately be reduced to "Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?!?"

[Goth Guru]

Fiends are underpowered, because detect evil is available everywhere.

[Goth Guru]

Foxes and cats are underpowered because the rules make them idiots.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Tin is underpowered because industry has overwhelmingly ditched it in favor of aluminium.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

The Periodic Table is underpowered because no RPG designer has ever created an elemental magic system based on it.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Toledo is underpowered because (and you can trust me on this one) their wares are too shoddily-made to make it intact when shipped by mail.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Leshey are underpowered, always the diminutive servant, never the colossal world eater!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Rum is underpowered because I don't turn into a pirate whenever I drink a mojito.

[Dr. Albert W. Wily]

Ostrogoths are underpowered, they may have taken over Rome and the whole of Italy (so literally the heart of the Roman Empire) and turning it into their own empire but, they didn't cause as much grief to them as Boudicca of the Iceni.

[Mr. Grinch]

IHIYC is underpowered (greatly so as a matter of fact) because he has to hide in closets all the time (and never his own, it always has to be someone else's). He should be allowed to escape his confinement and enjoy the living in the sunshine, ready to rule the world!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Didgeridoos are underpowered; they should be capable of inducing Magnitude 5 quakes when pressed against the earth.

[Fish-Malkovich]

Heresy is underpowered, there's not enough rule breaking these days.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Would multi-favorite the above if I could....

Songkoks are underpowered; they're nowhere near as famous, despite being nearly the same thing, as the fez.

[Your Closet]

Zanzibarbarians are underpowered because they only get one class option.

That, and they rely too heavily on their four armed short women...
with their exploding wigs of death!